TheBigNasty

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Nickname: TheBigNasty
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Member Since: 01/21/2024
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Achievements:   Earned 25+ UpvotesEarned 25+ Upvotes Written 25+ ReviewsWritten 25+ Reviews Owns 25+ ProductsOwns 25+ Products
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# of Products: 26
# of Reviews: 26
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  1. Unable to leave review for a product I have.

    I ordered "Beast Kingdom Horny Tiger Hard" and I got it yesterday. I'm trying to leave my review (its not a bad way to spend an early morning I'd say), I even have photos this time to boost my explanation.


  2. Jiraikei Jyoshi Panky Mesh page returns a 403 Forbiden error.

    Title has it all.

    Is this an advanced marketing strategy? Or did I end up personally banned? DooS Attack (Denial of onahole Service)?


  3. How does "4 Reviews Per Day" work?

    Copy pasted from the perk description of review points "Limited up to 4 Reviews/Day for max of 400 points."

    I had a crate of 12 toys arrive last week and figured the weekend would be a great


  4. Scams, Fleshlights, sex dolls, and how I realized I should've just started here.

    This is mostly just me ranting, but with a few words of caution for anyone casually browsing this site.

    My History:
    Years ago I got a few fleshlights. I never liked them much, once

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  1. Another World Harem Story The Hole Natalia
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    Info:
    It is an official product tie in for something. You could guess from the name, but the box confirms it. I have no clue about the source or other toys. I couldn't find them.

    Design:
    1. Firmness:
    The box rates the toy 3/5 for all 3 stats: tightness, stimulation, and firmness. The 3/5 intensity seems accurate. The firmness isn't saggy, but compressing it isn't difficult either. It allows bottoming out and really pushing into the material even for smaller guys.

    2. Size:
    At 290g, it is considerably smaller than you'd expect for the price. In fact the box is oversized for what you get too, it could hold a toy triple the size easily. However, the small size didn't really harm its enjoyment for me, even if I prefer ~1-2lbs+ (~500-1000g+) toys.

    The Good:
    The inner texture is extremely good to me. Though it certainly isn't something I'd declare universally awesome to the planet.

    The entrance is tight and offers a solid grip. The pleated bars provide good and consistent, but sadly not very intense, stimulation. The curve makes it dig in toward the back a little more. The "cervix" part really works the head well, it is fantastic.

    It is a great compromise between discomfort and lasting too long while still offering a lot of stimulation. A 3/5 intensity isn't necessarily a 3/5 toy.

    The Bad:
    The small size and lack of any real intensity or gimmick leaves the toy rather simple and cheap looking for something ~$33. This would be closer to a smash hit at ~$25 (or less).

    Overall:
    A good texture with a pop or gimmick at the end is basically all I want in a toy. Sure it could be improved in some ways (more intense/larger/etc.). However, this toy is what I consider the start of my perfect toy.

    So many toys stimulate inconsistently with dead spots or bad angles. Some don't really stimulate much at all. Some hide their gimmick barely out of reach. And a lot of the time a change in texture leaves me wishing the better one was just the entire toy.

    This toy does nothing that particularly disappoints me. I'd like to see variants of a similar design in the future, maybe with spirals to up the sensation a notch. (Idk maybe I'm just addicted to spikey/pleaded bars and spirals).

    -Good and consistent stimulation.
    -The toy compress easily allowing smaller guys to enjoy the entire length of the inner textures.

    -Stimulation isn't intense.
    -Very lightweight and small, reducing tactile feedback.

  2. Gokusai Uterus X Shinen Hard
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    Info:
    There are several different ones. Hard, medium (older design), soft, and spins off called moon shoot and duo.

    Description:
    The material is moderately firm (moderate difficulty to compress). It is a touch softer than straight up silicone.

    The Good:
    When the texture goes down at just the right angle it can be intensely good. The slight bend in the middle and the "cervix" in the back do most of the work, though the overall texture is very nice.

    As an added bonus I didn't finish feeling sore or irritated like I sometimes do with firmer toys. Especially ones with a texture this busy.

    The Bad:
    As I said when the angle is just right the toy is amazing. However, I felt myself not quite getting that angle consistently. It almost lost a star, but the overall size, price (~$40), and lack of soreness earned it back.

    Overall:
    I still can't fully decide if I like firm toys or soft more. Soft clings to me so nicely, but the right texture can hit hard when really firm. So it depends on the overall toy and texture what firmness level is better.

    This toy is a good example of firm done just about right. Even if you lean towards soft as a preference, the lack of soreness means it is soft enough to be suitable for those on the fence like me (unless you are packing a monster hog).

    -High stimulation.
    -No soreness or irritation.

    -Stimulation can sometimes mute slightly if not moved at the right angle, speed, or pattern.

  3. Seikan Meister A Service Mom's Sex Situation
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    ***I copied my other Seikan Meister review and edited it. These 2 are exactly the same aside from inner texture (I can't even tell them apart without spreading them open), thus only parts related to sensation will be rewritten in addition to the minor edits.***

    The Info:
    Seikan Meister has 3 toys in its series:
    1. "Masochistic Young Mom's Mindset" (here).
    2. "A Service Mom's Sex Situation" (this).
    3. "A carnivorous mom leaves everything to you" (not here, was in the onapoll).

    The Weird:
    The box says something like "feel it in your groin and your ears". It comes with a QR code and password for a site that has "AMSR audio tracks to choose from". You are supposed to pick one and go to town.

    I picked the top one out of curiosity and wow was it awful! The audio quality of the moaning sounded almost EXACTLY like a dog barking in the background of an old style analog telephone call. Clearly the actress had her cheap mic (or literally just her phone) on record a distance away (or it was compressed into another dimension).

    Amusing and partly unsettling. At least it is a free bonus. No app, subscription, or card required.

    The Description:
    1. Size:
    The toy is rather small, one of the smallest two I own out of 20 onas now. This is neither bad nor good, a smaller guy like me can enjoy all the length of the toy. However, if you need more room in a toy it isn't here. Preferences and all that.

    2. Material:
    -The firmness is a slightly softer medium to me. It isn't difficult to compress the toy.
    -Also it was oddly smooth, like a granite counter top. Motlab (this is my first toy from them) must have powdered it a good deal.
    -Color is like a very pale white skin.

    The Good:
    1. Price:
    After all discounts, points, and contribution toward coupon code thresholds it is a very good price for what the toy is. You could get 3 of these instead of one of the fancier onas. Respecting your budget doesn't make a toy feel better, but it does earn some wiggle room expensive ones don't deserve.

    2. Sensation:
    Decent overall, but not particularly stimulating. The small size gives it tightness in the entrance, but the softness takes away stimulation at the same time.

    The little balls inside provide a consistent, but rather mild, sensation. The tight entrance does a lot of the work as it moves. However, the weaker stimulation from the main texture is still very enjoyable. I think the toy would be particularly good for longer sessions.

    The tunnel does tighten as it nears its end, however the stimulation isn't aggressive to begin with and the toy is small enough that the variation in tightness just blurs if you move to fast.

    When compared to "Masochistic Young Mom", this toy is less stimulating in trade for being consistently stimulating. I do like the other one a bit better. Both toys are fun though.

    Ultimately the lighter stimulation, which lacks any special softness or gimmick, cost it a star. However, please note I consider 4 stars good and 5 stars extremely good (a ~$50+ toy better be 5/5). For the price, 4 stars is a pleasant surprise.

    The Bad:
    I already covered its small size, goofy AMSR add in, and the limited sensation.

    The thing is there is nothing about this toy I consider "bad" or that I wish it didn't do. It is more like I just wish the toy offered more stimulation.

    Overall:
    It is pretty solid for the price. Nothing special, but nothing completely lacking or insufficient either.

    -Small for small guys.
    -Consistent stimulation.

    -Small for average and beyond guys.
    -Stimulation is rather mild.

  4. Seikan Meister Masochistic Young Mom's Mindset
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    The Info:
    Seikan Meister has 3 toys in its series:
    1. "Masochistic Young Mom's Mindset" (this).
    2. "A Service Mom's Sex Situation" (here).
    3. "A carnivorous mom leaves everything to you" (not here, was in the onapoll).

    The Weird:
    The box says something like "feel it in your groin and your ears". It comes with a QR code and password for a site that has "AMSR audio tracks to choose from". You are supposed to pick one and go to town.

    I picked the top one out of curiosity and wow was it awful! The audio quality of the moaning sounded almost EXACTLY like a dog barking in the background of an old style analog telephone call. Clearly the actress had her cheap mic (or literally just her phone) on record a distance away (or it was compressed into another dimension).

    Amusing and partly unsettling. At least it is a free bonus. No app, subscription, or card required.

    The Description:
    1. Size:
    The toy is rather small, one of the smallest two I own out of 20 onas now. This is neither bad nor good, a smaller guy like me can enjoy all the sections of the toy. However, if you need more room in a toy it isn't here. Preferences and all that.

    2. Material:
    -The firmness is a slightly softer medium to me. It isn't difficult to compress the toy.
    -Also it was oddly smooth, like a granite counter top. Motlab (this is my first toy from them) must have powdered it a good deal.
    -Color is like a very pale white skin.

    The Good:
    1. Price:
    After all discounts, points, and contribution toward coupon code thresholds it is a very good price for what the toy is. You could get 3 of these instead of one of the fancier onas. Respecting your budget doesn't make a toy feel better, but it does earn some wiggle room expensive ones don't deserve.

    2. Sensation:
    Decent overall, but not particularly stimulating. The small size gives it tightness in the rings and entrance, but the softness takes away stimulation at the same time.

    Basically the entrance and rings will do most of the work sensation wise. The 2nd to last and last rings really work the head for a lot of what the toy gives. Not too far behind is the spiral part towards the beginning.

    The spiral part works the sides and the head well. It is pretty awesome. Sadly the straight lines past them and the final chamber lose a ton of stimulation. Due to the small size of the toy, the spirals don't really cover much area at any one time.

    The result is a toy that stimulates well (spirals), stimulates in bursts (rings), but then repeatedly mutes itself past the spirals and between the rings to nearly nothing.

    This cost it a star ultimately. However, please note I consider 4 stars good and 5 stars extremely good (a ~$50+ toy better be 5/5). For the price, 4 stars is a pleasant surprise.

    The Bad:
    I already covered its small size, goofy AMSR add in, and the good (but flawed) sensation.

    The thing is there is nothing about this toy I consider "bad" or that I wish it didn't do. It is more like there are just some aspects I wish the toy did better.

    Overall:
    It is pretty solid for the price. Nothing special, but nothing completely lacking or insufficient either.

    -Price.
    -Small for small guys.
    -Spirals and rings are good.

    -Small for average-big guys.
    -Parts that are outside spirals and rings stimulate poorly.

  5. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo
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    Information:
    There are several versions of the Lolinco: Original, Virgo (this), and Virgo premium hard and soft.

    There also spinoffs like the newer finale and others with similar designs, including larger torsos.

    The Good:
    -Hefty, but not unwieldy. It is easy to use with one hand if so desired.

    -Very tight, the tightest toy I own. Most toys are a straight tunnel, but this has a sharp bend. I couldn't even work my endoscope past it.

    -The stimulation comes from three points: The ring near the entrance, the large bend pushing down at all times, and the cervix gimmick in the back. All 3 supplemented by the tightness.

    The Bad:
    -The tightness makes lubing, cleaning, and drying difficult. I already had a douche pump with a flexible and narrow nozzle, a lube syringe, and an aquarium air pump which make things go pretty smooth. Without those It'd be a struggle.

    -The stimulation is focused on just 3 main points, while very good it is definitely not the most stimulating toy I have.

    Overall:
    I'm not sure I'd buy this exact one again, however I'm very interested in trying the premium hard, finale, and other spin offs. I'm in the fan club.

    -Tight and stimulating, but not uncomfortable.
    -Nice weight
    -Mini torso look

    -Tightness and bend may make maintenance challenging without proper tools.

Normal Size - 77 items

Large Size (>3lbs) - 11 items