TheBigNasty

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Nickname: TheBigNasty
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Member Since: 01/21/2024
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Achievements:   Written 10+ ReviewsWritten 10+ Reviews Owns 25+ ProductsOwns 25+ Products
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  1. Unable to leave review for a product I have.

    I ordered "Beast Kingdom Horny Tiger Hard" and I got it yesterday. I'm trying to leave my review (its not a bad way to spend an early morning I'd say), I even have photos this time to boost my explanation.


  2. Jiraikei Jyoshi Panky Mesh page returns a 403 Forbiden error.

    Title has it all.

    Is this an advanced marketing strategy? Or did I end up personally banned? DooS Attack (Denial of onahole Service)?


  3. How does "4 Reviews Per Day" work?

    Copy pasted from the perk description of review points "Limited up to 4 Reviews/Day for max of 400 points."

    I had a crate of 12 toys arrive last week and figured the weekend would be a great


  4. Scams, Fleshlights, sex dolls, and how I realized I should've just started here.

    This is mostly just me ranting, but with a few words of caution for anyone casually browsing this site.

    My History:
    Years ago I got a few fleshlights. I never liked them much, once

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  1. Beast Kingdom Horny Tiger Hard
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    Material Description:
    -Size: Fairly long, thin, and light.

    -Firmness: It is difficult to compress, the sides will sort of bow out if you attempt to push the back downwards. This means if you're on the smaller side, you won't have good access to the very back. However, it is soft enough to not really irritate your skin during use.

    Sensation:
    First please look at my attached pic. As you can see the ribbing along the stared tunnel is very, very shallow. Far more shallow than I anticipated.

    The toy is very tight, it might be the tightest toy I have. The toy gets progressively tighter toward the back. This creates problems. It is rather difficult to insert into the toy and it tries to shoot off like a bottle rocket. I don't even have a monster hog, so this is probably the first toy I've had to strain my grip against to keep on me.

    With such tightness in mind, you'd assume it would be fairly crazy in use. However, while the opening grips really good, the internals are rather gentle. The shallow ribbing adds surprisingly little. It is kind of there, you just have to move fast to feel it.

    Thus you end up with a tunnel with 6 nearly smooth ridges whose main gimmick is actually just pure tightness. As a bizarre result, this toy is one of my firmest and it might actually be my tightest, yet it is pretty much in the middle ranked by overall sensation.

    The End Score:
    I flipped back and forth between 3 and 4 stars. 3 stars seems right in that it failed my expectations, it is incredibly tame far a "Hard" and "Horny Beast". However, 4 stars crossed my mind as it was fun to use overall and I'd enjoy using it again. It is just so boring compared to its images, marketing, and the material's firmness.

    If it was packaged as "The gentle MILF next door still has it, cookies aren't the only thing for dessert." It'd make a lot more sense. A tiger would be way better off with far deeper ribbing and added twists and gimmicks.

    At the end of the day, a product's box art and name isn't particularly relevant. The actual TPE tunnel is the only part not simply fiction. Yet in a market with 100s of options it can be hard to seek out the exact sensations suited to your preferences, this is why Tamatoys, ToysHeart, and others have those sensation gauges on the box. If this had one it would be "Very tight, medium-low stimulation".

    -Tight
    -Easy to clean
    -Non-irritating for skin

    -Pops off easily
    -Lower stimulation

  2. Mochiyuki Shiko Hida
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    Description:
    This toy's material is amazingly soft inside and out, it is a small step above ToysHeart's Super Soft or Ride Japan's "fuwa" or "whisper" stuff. Difficulty to compress: trivial. Very floppy, when resting the middle over a finger the two ends will sag in a sharp "U" shape. Effortless to make the ends touch.

    The inner material is slightly firmer, but its make up is specifically engineered to be clingy, as per the box. I really enjoyed the way it feels. If you don't like very soft toys, then there won't be much intensity for you.

    Size wise this toy is pretty small. Given its softness, I'd wager it'd be able to stretch to accommodate a wider (longer?) audience. However, it compresses so easily that you'd bottom out regardless. This is worth caution if you have a monster hog.

    The Good:
    I really wondered when I pre-ordered this just how the ribbing would be. Typically ribbing kind of results in mild tingling along the shaft. Such shallow and/or simple designs don't typically offer much and get boring easily.

    However, this toy has 2 important things to note: 1. The ribbing is fairly thick and wide and 2. The material is very clingy/grippy. In combination this toy is very close to the pinnacle of being as soft, gentle, and relaxing as possible while providing very pronounced and consistent stimulation long the entire circumference and length of one's shaft.

    The thicker ribbing stimulates the head well multiple times per stroke. It isn't extreme, mind you, due to the softness. This is more than made up for by the way the material really clings. Like in my last review of the RJ's MooMoo Whisper, it has an "accordion" effect where as you move it up and down then end furthest from your hand moves much slower. This creates a speed gradient along your shaft. In fact if you move the top slow enough, the very bottom basically won't move at all.

    As the clinginess gives, and it slowly travels along your length while trying to hug to it, the toy highlights the sensation that is unique to softer toys.

    The Bad:
    Honestly, probably size more than anything. Durability will likely take a hit, as is the nature of soft toys.

    Overall:
    This is my first 5 star pre-order. I think this toy's exact texture and material blends really show off soft toy's strongest merit: the ability to make a session a relaxing sight seeing stroll that gives plenty of sensations and stimulation in that way only soft can. (Compared to hard toys that are an intense sprint to the finish, though I like both types a lot).

    I typically lean toward firmer toys as a lot of soft toy makers think users want "less" stimulation, when in reality I want "different" stimulation in plentiful amounts. Good job Magic Eyes.

    -Very soft and still stimulating.
    -Consistent and all encompassing stimulation.

    -Small size.

  3. Fuwamunyu Moomoo Whisper
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    The Philosophy:
    These "ultra soft" toys are difficult to review. Normally I'd give toys a score based on how much pleasure it gives. More pleasure, more sensation, more stars. However, a toy with "whisper" in the name is specifically made to NOT give more pleasure and more sensation.

    Why make it this way? What is the goal? Well typically they are meant to give very mild stimulation so:
    1. You can last a while and enjoy the ride, just relax and view the scenery instead of sprinting to the finish.
    2. You can change your routine and have a different type of soft massage feel only possible with such material. New is a fun of its own.
    3. You can have a "slow motion finish". Like the build up is so slow that you have plenty of warning so you can simply enjoy it for a longer moment.

    So I rated based on how this "whisper" performs the above, how true it is to its namesake.

    Material:
    Normally I'd talk about softness based on difficulty to compress (trivial to extreme). Yet these toys significantly deform under their own weight alone. Thus it is essentially a zero value difficulty (moomoo whisper is extremely similar to ToysHeart super soft hole). It is as soft as soft can be. Basically liquid.

    The Experience and Rating:
    It is incredibly gentle and pleasant. The way it clings and feels feathery light mixed together is very relaxing.

    Uniquely, the toy is so soft and clingy that it "accordions" somewhat were the part you hold and move travels faster and the very bottom travels slower. This means if you hold it by the very top it has a speed gradient along your entire shaft. Interesting to say the least.

    The missing star is based around those little ribbed bar like protrusions. You see they are a great sources of added texture and sensation. Essentially all the stimulation is from those. I love them. However, they are placed non-uniformly throughout the tunnel.

    This means that pleasure and sensation is only ever hitting a handful of pressure points along your shaft and head. Where they connect, they are great. Yet this sporadic nature paired with the inherent gentleness of the toy makes it very hard to focus sensation when and where you crave it.

    By contrast and as an example, ToysHeart Super Soft hole is similar in many ways, except it's pressure points are uniform and allow incredibly consistent pleasure that hits from all sides every stroke.

    I like the toy, it is good for soft enthusiasts. However, it lacks the texture consistency to be a true all star toy.

    -Very "whisper" like long sessions.
    -Still feels good the entire time.

    -Inconsistent and hard to steer/target stimulation focal points.
    -Durability (nature of all super softs).

  4. It's Okay to be Bruised - Close Contact Winding Press
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    This ona offers nothing truly special or unique. However, it is expert at what it does do.

    There are grooves and nubs and such that add to the texture's complexity. Those add very little to nothing for the most part.

    The only real thing going on here are the two bumps (hills or even mountains at this point if you wish to call them that). They are sloped opposite directions and are close together resulting in a very, very tight inner tunnel resembling an "S" shape.

    The tops of the curves can press on which ever side of your shaft you so desire, resulting in a somewhat changeable asymmetric sensation if you are so inclined.

    The downside is that the tightness fights you on the way in and creates a lot of pressure, which caused me to pop out more than any other toy ever has.

    The product lives up to it long winded name like a champion. Well worth the cost and very fun.

    -Tight and feisty.

    -Most sensation comes from pure squeezing, can be a little bit boring compared to other textures.
    -Popping out is a mild issue.

  5. Japanese Real Hole Geki Mayuki Ito
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    Description:
    -Size: Much smaller than assumed. With the front resting on my palm, the end only reached close to my middle finger's 2nd knuckle. (I know dimensions are on the page, but for the price range they are usually bigger so I don't think about it. I typically check closer if it is $20 or less).

    -Shape: It is much thicker towards the front, with the majority of the length a smaller tube. Almost "T" shaped or pear shaped.

    -Material: a softer medium firmness. It doesn't stand out in any particular way, but this softness pairs very well with the internal tightness.

    The Experience:
    To start the opening is extremely small. A pen is larger than the hole. It is the smallest opening I have ever seen for a toy. The labia design around it got somewhat torn up as it is impossible to insert yourself without pushing the area around the opening back inside the toy itself.

    Once inside there is a tight tunnel with shallow ribbing down the length. It feels nice and ribbing being as soft and shallow as it is only works due to the small, thus tight, size of the tunnel.

    There is small texture change up in the back with something I assume is to be a cervix like ring. But the material's softness and the shallowness of the internal texture left the "pop" a very mild sensation at best.

    In the end you are left with the sensation of a tight, straight, gimmick-less, and ribbed tunnel. It is fine, really. But such designs are seen in toys less than half the price. Especially considering the small size of the toy.

    Overall:
    There are much cheaper small toys with very basic shallow ribbing which will be functionally identical in use. There is no need for some $44 branded one.

    Also the tight opening makes lubing up and cleaning a bit harder.

    However, it does its job and is enjoyable to use. I don't dislike the toy. I just think it is far over branded and priced for how small and simple it is.

    -Tight.
    -Consistent stimulation from all sides.

    -Small overall.
    -Small opening (impeding ease of use).
    -Simple internal sensation (though it works).

Normal Size - 69 items

Large Size (>3lbs) - 11 items