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What made me interested in this hole is its length. As we know, the majority of onaholes are made for the Japanese average, which tends to be below average for others, so long onaholes like these are way less common.

This hole in particular boasts an 18.5cm tunnel, which is around 7.2 inches. It's firmness is around the middle so it isn't as soft as a Tomax or Hotpowers brand, but not hard like a clear variant of a Ride Japan or Toys Heart product. It can stretch fairly easy and is pretty malleable so even if you're larger than 7 inches or a bit shorter, it's fine.

The tunnel structure contains rails similar to Hotpowers' Finest Lady, but being smaller yet way more stimulating. The railings are a bit firmer than the outer flesh so you can feel yourself glide through each railing. However, the tunnels are pretty much just railings so it's rather monotonous in feeling overall.

All in all, if you're packing a big guy down there and prefer a good amount of sensation and stimulation, the Long Size HIDA is a good choice.

My expectations when it comes to these drying sticks is not high. Most of them are made out of diamaceous earth and when shapened into these sticks, it is a hard yet fragile material. They typically dry the hole via adsorption, but because of the hard material, they can damage the hole if you're not careful, and the material is not kind to very soft holes as they cling to it.

This item is made out of a spongy material. It comes out of the box stiff while having the G project material on it. The total length of the sponge stick Is about 6 and a half inches or 16 centimeters so it'll fit about 90% of onaholes or hips out there. Unlike the other drying sticks, this one works via absorption instead. The gist is that you push the sponge stick in, wiggle it around or squeeze it a few times, then leave it in for about 5-10 minutes. The sponge will now be soft and expanded. Because of it being soft, it's easy to pull out and it won't damage the material. It's great for all firmness types of onaholes and hips. It'll either leave it bone dry or slightly damp, in which you can easily take care of the rest with a microfiber or similar.

The small downside is that since it's an absorption product, its a "one and done" kind of thing as you're gonna have to let it air dry for a couple of hours, so multiple continous sessions isn't a strong suit for it. You could theoretically have it dry faster by putting it in a dehumidifier of sorts or some kind of warming enclosure like an oven/microwave, but I haven't attempted this. I don't know how the material reactis to heat (as I can't read Japanese) so attempt this at your own risk.

Overall, I feel that it does the job very well and if you're looking for another drying utensil, you can't really go wrong with it for the price. The sponge material makes it hard to break and gives it a long shelf life.

Warmers have existed for years, but they're either ludicrously expensive or laughably inefficient—whether they melt your onahole, barely warm it at all, or break after a few uses.

This set not only has a warmer, but also a drying stick. Drying sticks are few and far between, and most of them are very brittle or inefficient. This drying stick is made out of the same diatomaceous earth that's good at absorbing moisture. This one has a hexagon shape to it and it works out pretty well for itself. The material is sturdier than comparable products, but the base of it is very weak. I even managed to break it off the base within the day of receiving it.

In terms of drying holes, its more of "insurance" instead of something that's meant to take the place of the drying process. After washing it, you either stick it in for 10-20 minutes and the do a final wipe with a cloth inside to get it really dy or vice versa. Either way, it ends up drying. Great for firm holes and holes with crazy tunnels, but keep in mind, this product DOES NOT play nice with very soft holes. The material clings onto the stick like glue.

Now going back to the warmer, if you look at the pic I provided, within the highlighted red is where the warmth is distributed. It doesn't warm the hole in the 5-10 minutes like the box describes, but it does get fairly hot in the 15 minute mark. It does a fine job warming the hole if you keep it around the highlighted area. Its a pretty simple USB warmer. Plug it it and it goes. I've been stress testing it for at least a week now and the good news is that it hasn't broken yet.

I still personally think that both wamers and drying sticks are not at the ideal point (but maybe in due time). If you have a lot of firm or crazy tunnel holes, the drying stick is better than most. If you store your holes in a cold area or live in a cold climate, then the warmer is way better than that Rends brand warmer. A good quality microfiber cloth and warm water container still do the tasks better.

This hole is by one of EXE's subsidiaries, Feel So Good. The most noticeable thing about it is how large it is for a hand onahole. 800 grams is weighty when the average onahole is less than half of that. Unless your hands are huge, you may need to two-hand this one.

The exterior is pleasing to the eyes and to hold, as its in the shape of a busty female. She's very thick. Looks very similar to Julia+. Has large breasts and nipples that can be played with.

The interior is of a dual-layered "realistic" texture, where the insides are of a different material than the outsides. The realistic texture is similar to holes like the Tomax's Venus Real and NPG's Meiki series. However, Erotic Maid Servant has these mounds and hills to push past that rub against your frenulum and underside that just.. feels so good (I guess I now understand why the subsidiary is named as such).

The entrance is very small, but stretches wide and seems to take a bit of punishment (haven't noticed any tears after a few uses and cleanings). Because of how thick she is, she also manages to be tight as well. Soft, yet tight. She envelops you with her weight and takes hold.

Cleaning is where the issues start to arise. Because of Erotic Maid Servant being dual-layered, the thickness, and the amount of mounds inside, cleaning is tough. Inside is a 5.5in/14cm tunnel so there is a bit to push past when cleaning. There's also a little chamber at the end that you have to be mindful of for cleaning as well. I'd recommend some kind of drying device such as a drying stick or using some tool like chopsticks to push a microfiber cloth in.

Overall, My Erotic Maid Servant is a very pleasant hole with a fairly unique feeling. Because of her size, it's great for people on the larger side (6+ inches) who love soft holes. A trick you can use so it doesn't suck up a lot of lube is to ad a couple of drops of water alongside your lube when you're applying to to the hole. The cleaning prep and time are arguably the only downsides for it.

Update: 01/27/2023

So about three years later of fairly common usage, it's starting to show signs of layer separation.
As expected of a double-layered toy. Still very much worth buying.

Hypnotic Tutor Azusa is a strange onahole, because its basically a rebrand of the Umi No Ana 2. It's not even like a softer version of it. It has the exact same tunnel structure, same outer structure, exact same tunnel length (that being 5 inches/13cm) but instead of being based on a mermaid, its based on the character Ichinose Azusa from the eroge "Katei Kyoushi x Saimin ~Zettai Juujun, Wagamama JK to Haiso Tsuma o Saimin Sousa~" by POISON.
Now before buying this, I knew it had the same internal structure as Umi No Ana 2—so why did I buy it? Science... I guess, and to satisfy my curiosity. Just like Umi No Ana 2, it has 3 sections: a bumpy entrance, a groovy middle, and a tube-sh end meaning it has quite a variety of sensations.
Now when comparing the two, I feel like Azusa is ever so slightly harder than Umi no Ana 2 just because its made out of a different material, but its not enough of a difference for one to be better than the other (but Azusa is $1 more for some reason). I guess if you really hate the color blue, or a super huge fanboy of POISON, or don't like the sight of your own penis, you could buy Hypnotic Tutor Azusa over Umi no Ana 2 (or if the latter is out of stock), but if you already have the Carnivorous Mermaid, there are zero reasons to buy this. It's still a good hole for people who like high stimulation and are average length.