wanderingmidget

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Nickname: wanderingmidget
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  1. Onahole (and other sex toy) "lifehacks"

    I figured we could use a topic about experimenting with strange/unorthodox methods to make the experience better. I didn't come up with the two I will mention myself, but here goes.

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  1. Astrologer's Atelier Onahole
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    Despite it being in the same family as the Alchemist's Atelier Onahole, it really couldn't be any more different than it.
    While Alchemist's claim to fame is its massive suction, Astrologer's has fairly little of it.
    Alchemist manages to focus more on head stimulation, Astrologer's targets shaft stimulation (it does have some head stimulation tho).
    Alchemist leans more towards the soft side while Astrologers leans towards firm.

    So anyways, Astrologers has an interesting design with these flaps and round nubs. You rub against it and it feels like you're pushing past flaps and stuff. Overall fine stimulation. Of course due to the firmness/tightness, it's always trying to rocket off your dick instead of clamping on it.
    The entrance hole is somewhat loose so lube may end up leaking out of it.
    Seems to be durable too.

    I think it's a fair choice (although somewhat pricy) and one I don't regret, but nothing mindblowing or a must-have as everything it does is just average. It does have a cool little astrology marking on the side of it. Don't expect it to be something like Alchemist. It really isn't comparable to it in the slightest.

    Nice shaft stimulation
    comes with a drying stick

    leaky lube (if you're above average I think?)

  2. Alchemist's Atelier Onahole
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    The Alchemist's Atelier Onahole has gotten compared to Witch's Temptation and after experiencing both, they are quite similar, but Alchemist has some differences.

    Greater overall suction. The chamber is huge, and the way it's structured, the vacuum is extremely strong. Funny enough, this makes it an amazing uterus onahole too. There's a lot of head stimulation because of all of this. It's very stretchy too
    However, everything besides the uterus chamber is nothing to write home about. I actually can't really feel the other stuff all that much. I'm guessing the vacuum manages to mute the feeling of the other stuff.
    There was also a small tear right at the top. It'll probably become a problem, but not anytime soon. Seems to be somewhat durable, but not indestructible like the Witch.

    Overall a good purchase for people who want a focus on head stimulation and great suction. Unfortunately, they got rid of the bottle of rosemary-scented lube with newer purchases (Toyshearts probably realized just how good of a deal people were getting), but at least they replaced it with a drying stick and that comes in its own carrying case.

    I also translated the words on the box with Google Lens.
    "About the beginning "
    "future..."
    "In a different world, a gene mutation caused a drastic decrease in the Y chromosome (male). Human beings whose ecology has begun to collapse without the birth of men."
    "The clue to prevent the total destruction of humankind is the generation of artificial life (homunculus)"
    "The last one, the alchemist, sets out for the human world to regain the world of prosperous and prosperous people"
    "A method of collecting sperm (seen or liquid) from a homan male and sealing it with herbs."
    "There is no record of successful homunculus generation. The alchemist also used his body for experiments and began researching sperm."

    "The last alchemist of mandkind. The alchemist who became the last one in a different world that was in danger od disappearing."
    "For the purpose of prosperity of descendants."
    "For experiments on homunculus generation"
    "Embark on a journey to the human world" "I am conducting research on sperm." "Because of the experiment, my own body." "Use as a smelter"

    "To my feeling, it's great to cooperate"


    massive amounts of suction
    great head stimulation

    mediocre shaft stimulation
    newer orders come with a drying stick instead of a huge bottle of lube

  3. Quintet Sister
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    The most notable aspect of this onahole is that it's fairly long. Longer than the average onahole. It's around 7in/18cm with a 6.3in/16cm tunnel.
    It's a soft, malleable, stretchy one. In contrast, the tunnel structure is actually highly stimulating. There are a set of 10 rings, with each ring having bumps on them. Pushing past the rings and rubbing against the bumps give off a large amount of stimulation. In fact, it might even be too stimulating for some. The feeling is very noticeable. The entrance is somewhat tight so it does latch on well.

    However, the weight of the onahole isn't evenly distributed so people who might be less than 6in/15cm might have an awkward time holding it. Even for big fellas, it's still a little awkward. Be mindful when cleaning and drying because the structure is quirky.

    A great choice for people who like lots of stimulation and are above average in length/size.

    Highly stimulating
    long tunnel

    Uneven weight
    takes some care to clean/dry

  4. Other Dimension Lustful Witch
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    I didn't have many expectations for this product, and I guess you can say it met those expectations after all.
    The tunnel structure has these bumps and nubs all over. The material is rather soft so the sensation overall is middle of the road. You can feel it, but not exceptionally so.

    The entrance hole is small and I'm guessing due to the design of it, it does have some trouble retaining lube as when I was using it, I noticed lube leaking out of it.

    It worked in the end. It's not a complete dud, but if you've had many onaholes throughout your time, it's not anything special. If it ever comes back in stock, I can see it being a good beginner-friendly hole as the stimulation isn't overwhelming nor a smooth experience, and it's at a fair price range.

    Decent sensations

    Doesn't retain lube well

  5. Masochistic Vampire Arune Sad Love
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    The tunnel structure is the most unique thing about it. It's like a soft, yet rugged feel to it. Almost like rubbing against a property-maintained beard (I know, a weird comparison).

    The tunnel structure is straightforward and simple. No curves or other textures inside. As seen from the picture, its an average sized hole about 6in/15cm with a tunnel around 5in/12.5cm.

    Best for people who want to take it easy or for people who like to participate for "edging". May not be best for people who are above average size, but it can still work if you're mindful of it. (There's another larger variant "Masochist Arune ~Forgetfulness~" that will come out in the near future so it might be best to wait for that one).

    However, it does make quite a bit of noise if you hit it at the wrong angle. It's not super loud, but it is a noticeable audible level. Be mindful of that. Like the KoBukuro I reviewed, it also forms these "microtears" on the exterior of the hole all-around almost immediately. It's not severe, but it makes it look aesthetically unpleasing.



    Great price range
    Unique tunnel structure
    Soft and stimulating

    Somewhat audible
    "Ugly" microtears all around the outside immediately after usage

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