wanderingmidget

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Nickname: wanderingmidget
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  1. Onahole (and other sex toy) "lifehacks"

    I figured we could use a topic about experimenting with strange/unorthodox methods to make the experience better. I didn't come up with the two I will mention myself, but here goes.

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  1. Dohna Dohna Let's Do Bad Things Together Kikuchiyo
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    I bought 2 out of the 6 toys of this collaboration between Tamatoys and Alicesoft: Kikuchiyo and Porno.
    Kikuchiyo has these numbs on each side (rows of four) with verticle ribs on the nubs.
    (I included a picture of it turned inside out to show a good visual representation)
    Like the Porno (and probably the rest of them), the main problem with Kikuchiyo is that the product is too small, so you barely will feel the rather interesting tunnel structure of these things. I also think the foam-like substance it is made out of doesn't do all that much compared to the typical TPE.
    In the end, I would only buy this if you are a fan of the eroge/Alicesoft and simply want to show your support as it is an official collaboration, and thus an official product. (boxart and design is A+)

    Official product of Alicesoft

    Too small to get any real enjoyment

  2. Dohna Dohna Let's Do Bad Things Together Porno
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    I bought 2 out of the 6, the Porno and the Kikuchiyo.
    For the Porno, this one has a ribbed, spiral-like tunnel structure.
    The toys are also made out of some foam-like substance instead of mostly being TPE.
    Out of the two I bought, Porno has a better feeling, but I wouldn't exactly call it "good". either. It'll get the job done, but it's not exactly an "enjoyable" experience.
    I believe the cause of problems is that everything is too small and thus there isn't much feeling in the tunnel structure, despite using a very thin lube.
    (one of the pictures, I turned it inside out so you can get a good view as to what the tunnel is like)
    It also ends up being quite expensive as I've bought many cheaper products that ended up being far better in satisfaction.
    I would not buy these if you're looking for something to get your rocks off. I'd only buy this if you like the eroge/Alicesoft and simply want to show support, or to have an official "collectible" (the presentation on the boxart is very nice).

    An official product of Alicesoft

    Too small to get any real enjoyment

  3. Proportion
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    A 1400g onahole is a lot bigger than you imagine since the average toy is about 300g. It almost gets somewhere close to a small-sized hip with that amount of weight on it. You can do many things with it, but it can get tiring if you're not prepared.
    It has a nice "realistic" feeling to it. I found it to be close to the feeling of Tomax's Venus Real. Higher than Soft, but slightly below Regular. The stimulation is noticeable, but it isn't something "intense". Flipping it chest down gives off a nice different sensation that focuses more on the underside. I also found the sensations to become better the longer you're going at it too.
    The piece is visually pleasing as it looks like a plump curvy girl, although a few microtears can form after taking it out of its packaging.
    One thing about it is that it smells. Really bad. Bad is almost an understatement. The smell will also seep into fabrics so I highly recommend washing it very thoroughly and leaving it to air dry before using it. It manages to be surprisingly easy (for a product of its size) to clean and dry because the tunnel isn't intricate in shape nor is it tight to maneuver.
    Something close to $90 may seem like a lot, but I believe it is well worth the investment, as long as you can get past the hurdle of that gross smell.

    Nice, "realistic" stimulation, whether the chest is facing you or the ground
    Visually pleasing to look at
    thick and weighty; accommodates larger sizes

    Very bad smell out of the box
    can sometimes be tiring if using only one hand for a long period or nothing to support its weight

  4. Masochistic Vampire Arune Trance
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    So I also reviewed the smaller version, the Arune Sad Love. This is basically a bigger version of it, with some differences.
    The entrance is shaped more like a labia instead of an ambiguous hole.
    The hole itself is thicker and longer which is great for above average guys out there. It has a little ring past the entrance before the tunnel that gives a slightly difference sensation.
    The tunnel is a bit roomier and not as compact as Sad Love, so you have to squeeze Trance like a tube of toothpaste to get the best feeling out of it.
    Other than those things, it's basically the same. Same exact tunnel structure so it has that fuzzy meaty feel to it with a subtle sensation that builds up over time. Very soft, best used with a thin or thinned-out lube.
    Easy to clean. Easy to dry. A great choice for people who want a more relaxed experience.

    Update: 01/25/2023

    Ehhhh, not exactly "Sad Love Plus". I may have jumped the gun a bit. Even though they have the same tunnel texture. Because of how much larger it is, the texture is actually less pronounced than its sister onahole, so it makes for an admittingly different experience.

    The larger size also makes it have a significantly stronger vacuum, so to get the most out of it, you have to squeeze it like you would a tube of toothpaste. But due to the more mellow experience, people who have trouble getting off to softer textures may want to avoid this one. The tunnel itself is a meaty sensation with subtle yet uneven terrain.

    In the end, theyboth have a similar process but the execution makes the experience different. A person seeking a tigther, more straightforward and somewhat more stimulating experience may want to go for Sad Love. A person on the larger end wanting a more laidback experience with lots of suction may want to go for Trance. But you can always get both.

    Fairly unique tunnel structure, somewhat realistic, somewhat fuzzy.

    Same microtears appear on the outer like all the other newly manufactured Hotpowers brand holes

  5. Astrologer's Atelier Onahole
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    Despite it being in the same family as the Alchemist's Atelier Onahole, it really couldn't be any more different than it.
    While Alchemist's claim to fame is its massive suction, Astrologer's has fairly little of it.
    Alchemist manages to focus more on head stimulation, Astrologer's targets shaft stimulation (it does have some head stimulation tho).
    Alchemist leans more towards the soft side while Astrologers leans towards firm.

    So anyways, Astrologers has an interesting design with these flaps and round nubs. You rub against it and it feels like you're pushing past flaps and stuff. Overall fine stimulation. Of course due to the firmness/tightness, it's always trying to rocket off your dick instead of clamping on it.
    The entrance hole is somewhat loose so lube may end up leaking out of it.
    Seems to be durable too.

    I think it's a fair choice (although somewhat pricy) and one I don't regret, but nothing mindblowing or a must-have as everything it does is just average. It does have a cool little astrology marking on the side of it. Don't expect it to be something like Alchemist. It really isn't comparable to it in the slightest.

    Nice shaft stimulation
    comes with a drying stick

    leaky lube (if you're above average I think?)

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