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This was given away free with a $150 purchase, so I wasn't expecting too much. But I was quite pleasantly surprised and how good this was.

The outside is a semi-firm material that's mainly there just to provide structural support for the EXTREMELY soft inner material. Like, it might be the softest thing in my collection.

Despite being that soft, it's not an edging toy. It will get you off, no problem. But unlike a hard toy, it doesn't force you to. Is it the best feeling thing in my collection? No. But for the price it's phenomenal, and I can't believe there are no reviews of this.

Okay, I got this one for the theme. The color and clever name got me. I think I'm a sucker for novelties.

The first half has some ridges that you can definitely feel. Depending on how you go at it, they can even be a bit sharp, which is nice. Once you push (ha ha! that's the thing!) past that, there's just a lot of soft. And you can definitely melt away in there for a while. It['s very pleasant, but when you're ready to be done, I found it not very good.

Maybe if the soft and ridged parts were swapped it would be a better experience overall. But overall, it's fun, no regrets getting it.

This is a great thematic toy. We definitely need more dominant monster girls!

But this is not a casual toy. As others have said, you've got to be hard or you're not entering or staying in. The sensations are okay, not the best, even for hard toys. It's nice to have in the collection, but not something I'll reach for on a regular basis.

A word of warning, this left me physically numb - I don't mean like less sensitive to toys, I mean like, I could scratch my fingernail against my skin and not feel it.

There's another review here that has a picture that shows a light tan/pink color, and the official artwork and photos show a light tan/pink color, but now in the year of our Lord 2024, they're making them without any pigment in the outer layer TPE. Really sad, because that significantly cuts down on the realism.

I actually like the smell of a good TPE. Maybe that's pavlovian, but in any case, understand where I'm coming from when I say these smell TERRIBLE. Open the box and you're assaulted with an overwhelming stench. They're also super greasy, so you're going to have to wash them off before anything else. Even after multiple soap washings and a day of airing out, they still fill the room with an overwhelming smell.

The nipples are made from the same material as the inner layer. This means that they're significantly softer than the rest of the breast, instead of slightly firmer like the real thing. So they're not as fun to play with, IMO.

Last, the total size of these is too small. Hold on, stop rolling your eyes, a small cup size is totally the point, yes. I mean the shoulder width would proportionally be a 3 foot tall woman. These aren't marketed as tiny woman, they're marketed as being smaller tracts of land. If things were a bit wider and taller, but still just as flat, they'd be a much more enjoyable place to lay your head.

I have a full size WMDoll with hollow breasts. She's a C cup, which is a bit large for my tastes. On a doll, anything larger just looks absurd, and that's not what I want in a companion. Buuuut there's something to be said for being able to immerse yourself in the extreme, and I got this to explore the larger size at a much cheaper price than collecting a harem of dolls.

And in this regard, these things are great. I have very large hands, and the ability to smash my face in between, while grabbing two overflowing handfuls is just fantastic. And if you squeeze hard, there's a lot of give.

But only if you squeeze hard. That's where they fall short. There are much harder than real breasts, and there's very little give to them with the force you'd use with a woman without trying to hurt her. Using them as a pillow is uncomfortable long term.

I was originally going to give these three stars, because the feel of these is vastly inferior to my doll. Yeah, dolls are over ten times the price, but they're a lot more material and engineering. These are literally just boobs, and for a price of over $200, they should be better.

But as I've played with them more in different ways, I've been liking them more. My favorite position is when I'm cuddling with my doll, I put this behind me, pressing against my back. The sensation of these mounds pressing against me from behind, while my girl and I are together from the front is far more comforting than I was expecting. And if I flip around to have her hold me, there's still tits in front to fondle.

Another thing to try: If you lie on your back and drop these on your face, they will smother you with their size and weight. Position them just right and you can't breathe and it's just... chefs kiss. Again, too firm, but there's still a lot of fun to be had here.