TimmyTucker

So here's the deal. For me this has a very specific use case. I'm slightly below average in size and also own the A10 Piston- basic. If you fit the bill for both of those things then this thing is amazing. If you don't own the A10 WTF are you waiting on? Seriously go buy the thing. The sleeves made for the device are hit and miss but the cup will hold other sleeves and this one is just about the perfect size to fit. I'm not sure if it would work for the more well endowed of you out there but for anyone on the left side of a standard distribution curve this needs to be in your next order to pair with the A10.

I can't see ever using this thing by hand but I suspect it works just fine that way as well. I've used it roughly half a dozen times and it has gotten a little tacky. That's not an issue for me or the machine but if you use it by hand that might be an issue for you? That's the biggest con I see to it so far. It seems to take a bit more lube than my other sleeves but I think that's due to how the machine works rather than the sleeve itself. All in all a good little sleeve especially when caught on sale.

TL:DR- Buy this or the SA and quit thinking about it.

Alright, here's my gripe. Why in the seven holy hells are there only 9 reviews on this thing? Does TD just not sell that many? If not they REALLY need someone who can sell a product that should really sell itself and find a way to get this out to the public in a more accessible way. I couldn't find anything anywhere else either.

Anyway, maybe you're like me and you struggle to pull the trigger on items over a certain price point so you want some confirmation that you aren't blowing 3 bills on something that's inevitably going to crush all your hopes and dreams of (mostly) hands free, excessively enjoyable, genital manipulation. So like me many of you are reading these reviews hemming and hawing about do you or don't you. So here's the skinny. IMO unless you are outside "normal" on a standard distribution model when it comes to size BUY THE DAMNED THING!!! You've likely dropped more cash on a night of lap dances somewhere anyway and this you'll regret a whole lot less in the morning. So now on to the actual "review" I guess.

So far this has been fantastic, A++, a homerun, and a touchdown, with a few additional features (which might be available in the SA version) I'd throw in an apple pie to boot. These devices might be our greatest achievement since landing a man on the moon. I kid of course but I really am kicking myself for having waited 2 years to finally pull the trigger. It's soooooooooooooooo nice to not have to wear my arms out or worry about a heart attack as I pump away at a slab of TPE for half an hour or so. That does of course have it's appeal at times but so does laying back, closing my eyes, and just getting to enjoy myself. It does only have one pattern so if you need it changed up a bit you do have to get hands involved a bit. You want it to speed up? It speeds up. You want it to slow down? It slows down. There are plenty of speed settings to choose from....But that's it. There's no surprise to what's next. There are no bells and there are no whistles. So far for under 3 bills I really can't find much to complain about though. I'll detail some minor cons below.

Sleeves: I don't know the names of the sleeves... I ordered a couple at random and of course it came with one. I hate to be contrary but I disagree with the person who said the included sleeve isn't good. So far it's been my fav out of those I have on hand. All of them have a different vibe to them and they've all been able to produce lift off even if they don't quite get me to the moon. Like with all toys it can take some trial and error to see what works for any specific person so I might find others blow my mind once I spend more time with them.

As far as construction goes they seem to be fairly well made so if well taken care of I don't think you'll have to replace them with any sort of excessive frequency. From my hazy memory of a fleshlight it's similar in construction/feel to those. There are some plastic parts that help hold it in the device that sort of make cleaning/drying a bit of an issue but nothing that can't be carefully dealt with. I've always used microfiber towels etc. but I think I'm going to order a dry stick to try with these because there is one con....

Con for sleeves- They seem to be over priced IMO as they aren't dual layer and aren't anything "special" outside of the device they work with. Once you're in the eco system they sort of have you though there are options to explore so there is a:

BONUS!: You can use sleeves you already have even if they aren't made for this device. You just put them in the provided cup and put it to work. The only issue is that most sleeves are bulkier and weigh more so the only option I had here sort of bogs down the motor so I was afraid to push it given this isn't a cheap toy and the sleeves made by Rend/Vorze are sufficient. I will however look into trying some others. Especially if I can find a community to discuss what works and what doesn't. There really is a lot of opportunity here for the community to brainstorm on ways to take this from a gadget that's pretty incredible to one that finds young men meeting unfortunate ends because they starve to death due to failing to get up and do anything else.

So Sleeve TL:DR- Subjectively they feel good/great. Build is good. A little care needed to dry etc. Options may exist for more variety in sleeves. IMO comparatively expensive

Build: The machine doesn't feel cheap at all but it isn't excessively heavy either. The previously mentioned cup is my only minor concern as if that breaks then what? It's not flimsy or anything but it's hinged at the bottom and I can just see myself fumbling the thing and something going crunch. These types of plastic become brittle with age as well. So I HOPE there are replacements to be found. Google gave me no joy in this though so ???????

Build Cons: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY??? would you not use USB C at this point? Ugggggggh.

Battery/Charging: The box says 2 hours charging= 2 hours use. I have absolutely no idea. Mine charged for about 20 mins before it said it was ready to go and I used it 35-45 mins. It charged for half an hour or so and was full again. Rinse and repeat. So at this point I take them at their word.

Last thoughts. If it isn't clear I think this thing is great. having said that there's a non zero chance I upgrade to the SA in short order just because we're ALWAYS looking for the next greatest bestest. I'm fully satisfied at this price point but the added options of the SA intrigue me now that I know the concept does work for me.

This machine is fantastic but it is still a machine. If you need it quiet that could be an issue. It's not insanely loud or anything but someone outside your room could/likely would hear it on higher speeds. If you are on the larger side it likely will bog down on the slower speeds. I'm Joe average if you squint real hard and it stutters even with me. If you're packing a beer can in your boxers you should probably talk to someone who has the device and similar dimensions.

Some folks commented about being too short to enjoy it. I can also see that. It might not need a sign that says "you must be X inches to fully enjoy the ride" but If you're under 4 inches I can see this maybe not being a mind blowing experience. I think anything close to that size can still get good results. It's also possible that due to being smaller it wouldn't bog down as bad using some of the other name brand sleeves with this. Pluses and minuses I guess...Same likely goes for girth. If you're pencil thin it could be a bit of a gamble with heftier sleeves maybe helping solve the issue if you have one. I would think given the sleeves are replaceable there would be a market to sell the machine portion should it not work out for you. I know nothing about that world though.

Apologies for my rambling but I hope this helps someone out there. Feel free to shoot me questions. I don't visit daily or anything but I try to drop by to keep up with what's new etc.

I have to agree with everyone that the toy feels fantastic. I was skeptical of it and honestly my first session was lack luster. That lube they provide is straight trash. Once I used my other options it's been a great toy for me. After a few sessions it became my daily driver. I was a huge fan of the Moe. Body soft version and while this lacks the bone structure it gave me similar vibes. Well over a year later and it still holds up fine. Magic eyes is never going to make durable toys I guess but this one I can't complain about too much. The outer skin is starting to look a little worn but there's nothing wrong with the toy itself. Just the nature of these materials and time. The anal canal is worthless... it MIGHT be helpful for flushing matter through the toy but it sucks having to clean something I never use.

Every year I buy a toy in this size range (2-3kg) and every year I feel like THIS is the best one of the lot. Maybe I'm just easily pleased but this IS a fantastic toy. The new skin is novel and nice. It just feels more realistic than other toys. The only down side is that after a number of uses most of that is gone now. Some powder might freshen it back up but it's not a big deal for me. It was nice, I experienced it, if it's on another toy I'll enjoy it for a while again. The sculpt of the lips is nice as well. Usually I don't mind one way or the other but I enjoy these.

The one thing I've really loved about this toy is that for once on a toy this size the anal canal doesn't seem to just be there because they could manage to do it. It actually offers additional value. So kudos to NPG there. The internals on both canals are great and varied enough that you have a choice to make or hey why not both? They both just hit right for me. I've bought bigger toys multiple times now (5/6/7kg) and while those are fun they are just waaaaaaay too much trouble compared to something like this. These give you some heft without being a nightmare to clean and store. My favorite toy all time for feel was the Moe Body soft but it was fragile as could be. My favorite for durability was the Cherry 2 because you could treat that thing like a $2 whore and never leave a mark on it. This is durable enough to hold up for a significant time and it feels amazing so it could be my new all time fav.

It's a middle of the road option. It's not watery but it's not thick like the ZXY lotion. It might dry out just a little faster than the Mieki Bliss which is similar but I've always found this to be a really smooth feel. It's lube and it does the job it's intended to do. I'm not sure what else there is to say. Works fine with toys as well as humans. Hate that it's discontinued. I guess I'll have to go back to Mieki Bliss.