Dissident
Hi TD!
Several months ago you mentioned that "sometime in Spring" we would have the ability to update past product reviews we posted. Any update on this site feature?
- Obscene Labyrinth
This is hands down the bestest most awesome sex toy I have ever had the pleasure of owning in my life! She's got mass, and she's got ass! You can grab her by the hips and doggie her! Her weight is a nice bicep workout for "cowgirl." You can sit her on your face and use another hand to operate an oral simulation onahole for a realistic "69" experience!
She has become my new teddy bear. I go to sleep cupping her panty-clad buttocks, and wake up the same (but woe to her if I wake up in the middle of the night with a massive hard-on...she's in for a serious fuck session at that point).
Beautiful jiggly butt cheeks (pleasant to eyes and feel)
Mass and weight for grabbing her hips for "doggie"
Beautifully sculpted vaginal entrance
Can be outfitted with panties (size 4T/5T hipsters recommended)
Anal entrance a bit more tight and stimulating (as it should be)
"Big Guy" friendly with 7 inch long tunnels (I don't find myself bouncing off back wall)
Very Durable (after much fucking and cleaning, only a single tiny nick at the anal entrance)
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- Obscene Suggestion Nostalgic Soft
I sat on the fence about giving this product 4 vs 5 stars (due to a couple minor things I will describe in the pros and cons). But since 4.5 stars is not an option, I chose to give it a full 5 star endorsement due to the sheer full gratification and release it provided me.
This was my very first ever experience with a Japanese-style masturbation device (after decades of experience with American made sex toys...the vast majority of which ended up in a garbage landfill).
This product is an absolute work of art...from the jiggly buttocks that I can never get enough of...to the work of art finely sculpted labia minora with clitoris (which feels divine on the tongue with some flavored lube).
[Note: This product should be considered as a super deluxe dual holed onahole with erotic hip-like features. It is much too small and light weight to function as a hands free hip.]
Jiggly buttocks (you can't help but admire, squeeze, cup, pat, and slap them)
Finely sculpted vaginal entrance that feels awesome to touch, especially on the tongue with flavored lube (I like blueberry...YMMV)
Can be outfitted with panties (size 2T/3T hipsters recommended)
Easy to clean (in shower with hand held adjustable stream wand)
Very small and light weight (super deluxe onahole...not a hands free hip)
Requires liberal use of corn starch powder after washing to eliminate stickiness
Durability (after much fucking, very small tears around entrances) - Furu-chu Sour Immature Lemon
Cute mons pubis opening, very tight hole that can generate a mind blowing suction once full penetration is achieved and air is squeezed out. Like a real Succubus, be careful she doesn't rip your penis to shreds (especially for guys with a larger penis, be careful to use enough lube and be gentle and careful when extracting yourself after splooging).
Cute mons pubis opening
Very tight
Can generate huge suction
Inexpensive
Easy to cleanVery tight (she won't tolerate anything less than rock hard to play with her)
Be cautious on extraction to avoid injury (use enough lube and be gentle on yourself when extracting) - G Project Hole Quick Dry PVA Sponge Stick II
This drying tool works so exceptionally well that, after trying out the first one, I purchased a second one on a subsequent order so as to have two of them in my cleaning arsenal (since I typically have more than one orifice to dry out after a cleaning operation).
Follows contours of curvy holes without causing damage
Can be machine dried on No Heat Air Dry settingSeems expensive for what it is (but not as expensive as having to replace a more expensive onahole due to damage from a rigid drying device)
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