BartlettsPearzzz

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Nickname: BartlettsPearzzz
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Member Since: 09/08/2021
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  1. I have 4 Onas lined up and ready, but how do I use them?

    Of course I know how to "use them", but what I mean is, "Which is best for edging/long sessions, and which is the most stimulating/orgasm quickest?" They are as follows...

    1.) Julia +

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  1. Nikudon Paipina
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    Ya can't beat the price! Compared to the Moeten 2 (recently discontinued) I found the Nikudon has slightly more stimulation overall. Whereas the Moeten just felt very soft and very mellow, with the Nikudon I am able to feel more; the texture is more up obvious instead of in the background. It also has a tad more bulk to it, so isn't as floppy as its counterpart; this allows for a better grip, thus better control. It still is floppy, of course (it is SOFT and $10 after all), and is made from the same material as the Moeten 2, given that their both made by Ride Japan. What really does it for me with The Nikudon is how it tapers in the middle and has a somewhat ribbed sensation towards the end; it's also more open in the back, allowing for a little extra suction (remember to squeeze out all the air with the Ona around your tip!). Also, when you're in the back of this thing, the sucking sounds it makes is HOT. You really can't go wrong buying Nikudon and have nothing to lose. If the Moeten 2 was still in stock, I'd say definitely buy this one over the latter. And of course the cleanup is effortless; could do it blindfolded really (it's safe to turn it inside out). I LOVE using this Ona (and similar OHs) at the start of a session to get things goin'! On that note, I also recommend the Six Type N, Pisces (a nut buster, in my opinion), Anal Kaikan Gal bitch, and the Feramachio; all OHs (Onaholes) below $30.

    Lastly, a bit of advice... Me personally, I always start with a small amount of thinner lube when I use new OHs, especially with the soft ones (just a pea sized dab), and apply accordingly as I go along. If you start out with a quarter sized dollop of thicker lube, the textures will be heavily muted. Add to this if you do not squeeze out the air (of all Onas) when they're around your tip, you'll seriously be missing out on damn near 100% of what said OH offers. And never judge a toy off of only one use; give it a couple tries, even if you don't like it initially. I've come to love a couple OHs I have that I was going to rate 2 or 3 star. It's a shame some reviews are based off of not using a toy properly/using it only once or lacking knowledge/doing incorrect things (like putting powder INSIDE an Ona when it's supposed to go OUTSIDE). Oh, and I HIGHLY recommend using a warmer for ALL Onas; takes everything to to another level!

    P.S I know my reviews thus far tend to be long winded, but sometimes I get excited when I write, as I'm still new to all of this. I'm working on it ;) That is all.

    It's a great hole for $10!

    Might be a bit too soft for some.
    Kinda floppy (doesn't bother me)
    Gets sticky on the outside (just use powder, NO talc!)

  2. Goku-Hida Virgin Octopus
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    This is an awesome starter OH (Onahole) if you're new to all of this, as am I. Then again, this may be a bit too rough for your liking, as it is for mine. I bought this because, being the newbie that I am, my mindset is geared towards the Onas that are unique both in concept AND internal structure. The Goku-Hida is definitely one of them! Though, if you happen to be in the same camp as I concerning unique OHs, you just might wanna go for the soft version of this hole, of which was not available at the time I bought this mid September of 2020. It's likely I still would've bought this one, considering I aim for the regular materials as opposed to soft since I've just gotten into Onas, and don't want something that is TOO soft. Your mileage may vary (YMMV), as is so often the case with these toys.

    I prefer using a thicker lube with The Octopus. It's not rough all throughout, it's only on the sides where the tentacles are. Speaking of which, it appears that the internal structure of the one I bought does not match the pictures provided, and this has happened with a couple other OHs that I own as well. The pictures led me to believe that the tentacles I feel on the sides went all throughout the tunnel in a twisting, spiral like motion. That is not the case with what I got; again, maybe it's just a glitch in the manufacturing process, or there a newer models with this texture floating around as opposed to the older models provided in the pictures. This is NOT fact, just speculation based on my perception. The one I have DOES have tentacles on the top and bottom, but they are flat compared to those on the side that jut out inwards, providing a nice, tight feeling. Now, I imagine if the tentacles were like those in the pics provided AND were softer, I'd absolutely give this 5 stars. And yes, I've used this OH multiple times, not just once or twice, so I've indeed broken it in. Yours may be different, you may disagree with me, and that's FINE.

    Speaking of breaking it in, it's actually turned out much better than I thought. I WAS gonna give this OH only 3 stars a couple weeks ago, but after using it a couple more times, I'm giving it an additional star. This speaks to the importance of breaking your toys in a few times; people leave reviews based off of a single experience, sometimes without even squeezing out the air! It is still a bit on the rough side, but I'm finding I'm liking it very much now. Again, the material on this may be SOFT for you; everyone's different. I wouldn't say it's incredibly hard to the point of discomfort, but I can definitely feel the roughness of the side tentacles in particular; the top and bottom tentacles are softer.

    Oh, and one more thing... of the 15 Onas I own thus far, the exterior feel of this one had to be the oddest thus far; a chalky, grainy, almost bristly feeling as opposed to the soft, lush, baby smooth skin feel of the others I have. I suspect it has to do with the "grow up skin" G Project incorporates in their products. It was quite strange, as even when I washed it with warm water and mild soap AND put vitamin E + aloe baby powder on it, the toy STILL had the same gritty, chalky feel. Only after a couple more washes has it gone away. That being said, I enjoy this toy, will continue to use it, look forward to maybe trying the soft version, but will happily pass if they ever release a "hard" version.

    Unique tunnel structure
    Durable
    Holds lube in nicely
    Fairly easy to clean

    Outside initially feels chalky, bristly, just strange (but goes away after a few washes)
    A bit rough at first, goes away after a few uses

  3. IL PRIMO BACIO Sweet Lotion 220ml
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    Literally. It really is sweet, which I imagine would be magnificent to be used for BJs. I'm the type who doesn't use a lot of lube in one session, so lubes tend to last me a very long time, even in just 5 fluid ounce bottles. So I'd imagine this huge ass bottle will last me a couple years (no sarcasm), since I also have 6 other bottles of different lubes I've experimented with over the years. Along with ID's Aloe Lube and Tenga's Real Lotion, this is my new favorite; perfect consistency (not too thick, not too thin), as thick lubes aren't really my bag (though I'm finding they work rather well with certain Onas). It also stays slick for the entire session, rarely need to reapply. BUT, I do have 2 gripes with this lube... First (though it's very minor), the spout could be just a tad smaller, little trick getting it out. And second, this lube does NOT imitate saliva as I hoped it would. One reviewer of Onas called Infernal Monkey (not on this site, has his own blog) showed how it frothed up just like real saliva, but I've not experience that. Maybe they changed the formula since then, cuz his review of it was from 2017/18 I believe. Regardless, if you're looking for a middle ground lube and/or don't know what to pick, go with this one. Cannot recommend Onatsuyu as I've not tried it, but that seems to be the go to round these parts. But if you've got The La Bocca Della Verita or plan on buying it, you should absolutely buy this lube. It's fantastic!

    The Goldilocks lube! (not to thick and not too thin)
    Stays slippery for a long time
    You get A LOT (in my view at least)
    It tastes sweet!

    Spout could be a little smaller.
    Does NOT get frothy like saliva (but it does get stringy/webby)

  4. Honey Trap
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    I'll start off by saying this is likely the most unique OH (Onahole) I've tried so far, next to the Zodiac Pisces. Don't expect the textures in this thing to be anywhere near realistic, but if that's what you're after then this is the hole for you! After using it several times I can say with confidence that this toy is rather durable, so you don't have to be worried about damaging it any time soon. That is, unless you're just ridiculously aggressive with it, in which case you may not only damage THIS Ona sooner, but any others you may have or plan to have. Take it easy, but don't be afraid to get passionate either!

    The whole reason I bought this toy is because I mainly enjoy OHs that are both unique in appearance/concept and in their textures as well... but mostly their textures lol The outside is, as you may have guessed, shaped to resemble a honey comb, providing a pretty decent grip, especially if you apply powder beforehand (I prefer the aloe and vitamin e blend of baby powder. Do not use talc!). I've noticed this with all my other toys too (currently, I own 6 Onas, 5 Fleshlights, and both egg sets from Tenga); that when you apply powder to the outside it not only makes them smoother, but allows for a better grip. I strongly advise not putting powder INSIDE your toys, as it'll dry out the lube, clump up and stick to your junk, causing rope burn with each motion. OW!

    Now, let's discuss the internal structure... Imagine squares and various geometric shapes if you will. Next, imagine if they were fleshy like soft muscle, and it was something you could poke around into. Finally, imagine if this were the inside of a woman's vag. That's honestly the best way I can describe this OH; it's faaar from feeling realistic, as I've said before, so if that's what you're looking for (an unrealistic texture) then you will not enjoy this. But if you're like me and are into odd, unrealistic textures, then you just might like Honey Trap very much.

    Quite frankly, I was close to giving this thing only 3 stars because it just didn't hit that special spot. But I gave it a few more chances, thus a REAL honest review, and have come to find I enjoy Honey Trap quite a bit. And that's just it... ya gotta give your Onas TIME to "break in" (I find after 3 or 4 uses). This toy is perfect for a beginner (such as myself), and as other reviewers have mentioned, it's perfect for starting a session. I suppose you COULD finish with this, but it's more trouble than it's worth; I find forcing myself to finish just for the sake of finishing kinda ruins the overall experience. You need what I call a "finisher" for that (La Bocca is my personal finisher ;) For building up to a finish, I suppose this could work, but it really shines when it's used at the start of a session.

    Honey Trap sits in a sweet spot for those who're new to all of this and/or looking for something different; it's not overly stimulating (at least, not for me), it's durable so will last a long time (has so far), holds lube in decently, and at just under $20 it wont break the bank. But I do feel this is one of those OHs with no grey area; either you'll love it or you'll hate it. An open mind can lead to great things.

    Interesting texture that's not too stimulating.
    Holds lube in well.
    Durable and cheap.
    Exterior is a no-slip-grip

    The unique texture may be a deal breaker for some.
    Lube CAN leak out sometimes.
    Not good for finishing a session.

  5. SI-X Type N
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    Initially this was too rough for me to fully enjoy it, though still good and I would've given it 4 stars anyway. Then, I realized I was going about it all wrong; using a thin lube (since that's what I normally use), when I thought to go ahead and use thick lube (which I hardly ever use). You definitely wanna use a thick lube with The Type N! This was my 2nd official Onahole that I used in my very first order of 5, and the 1st one was the Moeten 2. Technically, my TRUE 1st OH was The La Boca, but I got that off of another site before I knew about Toy Demon (paid more too)

    As I mentioned in my review of The Pisces from Zodiac, this is an OH (Onahole) not to be underestimated, and is one of those cheap toys that's very, very good. But you must squeeze out all the air! Like with most OHs, once it's around your tip, squeeze out as much of that excess air as you can and you will have the correct experience; unless, of course, if a dulled down sensation is what you're after, then feel free. It's your hole, after all.

    The Type N is kinda reminiscent of anal sex, but I didn't find it to be all that close to be honest. Also (and this kind of a big deal) the one I received does NOT match the one shown in the pictures. I dunno if it was a mix up or if it's just how this is made now (maybe others have gotten what I'm about to describe), but mine isn't anywhere similar to the one in the pics. I would've provided pictures, but the camera on my phone is busted and I'm eagerly awaiting a replacement, otherwise I'd absolutely provide proof.

    So first, my Type N's texture is consistent; no changes in design or anything. 2nd, there are no humps/curves as shown in the picture; I've used it several times, put my finger in several more to check, and no, it's all a straight, even shot. And 3rd, when I invert it to clean (it's fine), the texture itself is quite veiny; twisting, curling lines up N down N all throughout, fairly pronounced all the way to the end, where there IS an opening that can collect any um... fluids that end up there.

    Now with that being said, in all fairness, this IS a fantastic toy. Sure, it doesn't match up with the pics, but that's okay; it still provides great pleasure, and for the low price, it's an awesome buy. If this is what you're lookin' for, you don't need all those curves and hills and bells N whistles throughout, you just need a good hole that will get you off that you can take anywhere. The Type N does that. You know what else it does? Holds lube in like nobody's business. You wont have any leaking issues here. You know what else it does? Latches onto you as if yours was the last dong on Earth!

    You really can't say too much against this toy for the price you're paying, and the price you're paying isn't for some cheaply made, quick to break, non-satisfying Ona; it's the opposite of ALL of that. I don't think it's fair that people shoot down toys like these if they're comparing it (in their mind) to something that's higher up the OH ladder (ZXY, Julia +, La Boca, the latter being the only one I've tried so far). And I don't think it's fair that ppl leave reviews after trying a toy only ONE time (they need a few more to break in!), or not squeezing the air out and basing an Ona off of that, not using different lubes, etc. All these methods are important! I'd never leave a review until AFTER I've done all of the above, as people want honest, whole-hearted reviews. That's what I want anyway.

    So, if you're after a cheap OH that's also GOOD, then this is for you, my friend. I also recommend The Pisces and Moeten 2. I know there are other really good, cheap OHs out there, so if you're one of those folks who doesn't wanna drop $60 on one Ona (especially if you're new like me), then why not try a few of the cheaper alternatives? I bet you'll be quite pleased :)

    Cheap, compact, yet satisfying.
    Super easy to clean, very durable.
    Holds lube/fluids incredibly well.

    Texture does not match the pictures (still good though!)

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