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  1. Onahole Dungeon: How to Play [Updated 7/21/25]

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  1. Prison Guard's Torture Footjob Room
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    I've never preordered a product since I like to read reviews first, but I knew I had to try this unique product and figured I'd take advantage of the savings by getting it asap.

    And I'm very pleased that I did as I really only have one minor complaint.

    If you're on the fence, but a fan of feet definitely pick this up. But regardless the tunnel design has a great feel and suction, and the unique entrance is easy to enter, and you get added stimulation from the toes.

    It's also a longer tunnel than I expected which made bottoming out more enjoyable and this is one of the few onaholes with a nub at the end I could actually feel.

    + Mold matches the fantasy and gives it a special bit of extra length.
    + Material is soft on the touch and isn't tacky after a wash
    + Texture is noticeable and balanced.
    + Good weight, not floppy.

    - Looks odd from a few angles [see photos]but then again so do most onahole
    - Toes are maybe too floppy, but if they were too firm they might get in the way.

  2. Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard
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    With over 80 reviews, I'm not sure what else to add that hasn't been said but I'll speak to the controversial feeling with: No it doesn't feel like sandpaper, more you just feel lots and lots of ridges

    In fact I like how it feels so much I've started looking at other toys to see if they have similar patterns with the long channels and thin ridges.

    Cleaning didn't seem bad and using a glove drying was easy. Definitely had to be mindful of the gaps but isn't a dealbreaker.

  3. Unbearable Lip Doll
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    It's sometimes tricky to rate these in comparisons with others, but if I gave the Gal Zanmai Thick Wrap Blowjob 5 stars, this probably deserves that too. (Even though maybe they are both a 4)

    This feels really great and I am a fan of the teeth, but am worried that they might fall out as others mention. [Also doesn't feel like actual teeth, since they can fold in/out]

    Great sensations, and varied when using at different angles
    The see through box and box art make for a unique display [even if I keep it stored in a box]

    Exterior skin is a little tacky after use, but not too bad

  4. Super Gal Saliva Lotion 150ml
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    I was willing to pay a bit extra for this gimmick lube, knowing its about half of what you get if you pay just a few dollars more.

    I can't say it felt better or created any sort of additional bubbles/spit trails/etc. to add a visual sense to the experience. Also seemed to dry kind of quickly.

    Maybe I should have used more or diluted, but given how small the volume was I wasn't really keen on it.

  5. Fake Mother's Milk Lotion 355ml
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    While 'milk' drinking isn't my fetish, I do like having a lotion with a scent, creamier look, and light flavor.

    And given the size relative to the price, its not too bad for the gimmick.

    - Scent/flavor are not overwhelming
    - Creamy/cloudy look

    - Can get a bit sticky than some may like

Devils and Witches - 15 items

Clear or transparent - 17 items

Onahole Dungeon Starter Set - 3 items