A dungeon has opened in the mountain outside of town, and something or someone inside is calling out to you. But before you find her, other desires await inside the ONAHOLE DUNGEON!

Table of Contents:
1. What is this?
2. What you'll need?
3. Instructions
4. Rules
5. Building the Dungeon
6. Example Build
7. What's next

~~~ 1. What is this? ~~~

Inspired by my fantasy bundle: Maid of Slime, Time Manipulator Atelier, and Absorption Lilith for the May 2025 Giveaway prompt and dungeon/roguelike games I put together some simple rules for a adding a bit of fantasy structure to your next session.

Onahole Dungeon provides some inspiration for three different levels or experiences where you can use you toys.

My post in the giveaway also includes an extended 'story hook' and level teasers should you want to check that out.


~~~ 2. What you'll need ~~~

+Three Onaholes:
While I recommend Maid of Slime, Time Manipulator, and Absorption Lilith you could use any three that fit these conditions:
- One soft hole
- One hole with two tunnels
- One hard hole / finisher

+ Lube, towels, or anything else you would normally use.
+ Four-sided dice (aka 1D4): you can also roll dice via google search if you don't have one laying around.
+Timer: you could use your phone, or again plenty of these available online.
+Free Time: If you're taking this one level at a time, you'll want to set aside about 30 minutes + any time for cleaning up. If you're going for the gauntlet, you'll likely want 1.5-2 hours.

BONUS Ambience: You can set the scene with color changing lights, or dungeon soundscape audio.


~~~ 3. Instructions ~~~

Step One:
Read through the whole post before you get started to help things make sense.

Step Two:
Prepare your space, gather everything you need, setup any ambience and remove distractions.
Now is also a good time to prepare any items you need for cleaning and storage to make the other side of your session easier.

Step Three:
Build your dungeon using the instructions in section 5. That is roll your dice and noting your results, whether you plan to take on each level on different days or try them all at once, I recommend build the whole dungeon out at once.

Step Four:
Explore the dungeon, win or lose remember to have fun!

Step Five:
Clean up.


~~~ 4. Rules ~~~

IMPORTANT NOTE: However you choose to play Onahole Dungeon is really up to you and the following are some suggested 'rulesets' should you want them. I believe masturbation and sexual health are important parts of being adults, and the goal here is to add something new and fun into the mix. Please be sure to see the note on Winning/Losing below.


Story Mode:
Read the Story Hook and take on each level at your own timing or pace. You can use character abilities if you wish.

Standard Mode:
+ Die Modifier: +1
+ Take on one level at a time during a different day/session.
+ Follow all character abilities.
+ Don't release until after your timer goes off to pass the level.

Edge Mode:
+ Die Modifier: +2
+ Take on one level at a time during a different day/session.
+ Follow all character abilities.
+ Don't release until the end of level three.

Gauntlet Mode:
+ Die Modifier: +0
+ Take on each level back to back, taking no more than a 5 minutes break in between each
+ Follow all character abilities
+ Don't release until the end of level three.

Defining 'Winning/Losing':
While written as endurance challenges, you can adjust your win/loss conditions to make sense to you. Instead of trying to hold out until the 'end' you could aim to release during the window of time, or even multiple times. But whatever conditions you set, if you fail it's time to reroll the dungeon.


~~~ 5. Building the Dungeon ~~~

Grab you pen, paper, and dice it's time to build your dungeon!

Prepare your paper (or a notes document) with a grid like the following

__________R1____R2___R3
LEVEL 1 [____][____][____]
LEVEL 2 [____][____][____]
LEVEL 3 [____][____][____]

Each Level consists of three back to back rounds. Each round has specific time calculation and ability which is listed below.
For each round, role the required dice, add any additional values as well as your modifier above. (Represented by M)

REMEMBER! You should build your whole dungeon before you get started!

[LVL 1. THE CLUMSY SLIME CARETAKER CAN'T HELP HERSELF AND MUST CLEAN *EVERYTHING* IN THE DUNGEON] - Soft Onahole
The Slime has one ability, which is to add extra lube at the start of each round. How much extra is up to you, and remember you can dilute your lube if you're worried about running out.

ROUND 1: Time = (1D4+1+M)
ROUND 2: Time = (1D4+1+M)
ROUND 3: Time = (1D4+1+M)


[LVL 2. THIS FLIRTY WITCH SAYS WE'VE FUCKED IN THE FUTURE AND WENT BACK IN TIME FOR MORE] - Two Tunnel Onahole
ROUND 1: Time = (2D4+M) / Ability = Only use first tunnel
ROUND 2: Time = (2D4+M) / Ability = Only use second tunnel
ROUND 3: Time = (1D4+4+M) / Ability = Switch frequently between both tunnels

[LVL 3. THE DEMON AT THE CENTER OF THE DUNGEON IS AS DESPERATE AS SHE IS DEMANDING] - Hard Onahole/Finisher
The Demon is a tease but once you're inside, do not pull out or you'll be punished! (If you exit on accident, add 1 minute to the current round)

ROUND 1: Time = (1D4+M) / Ability = You're only allowed to tease the entrance with the tip
ROUND 2: Time = (1D4+1+M) / Ability = Lower the onahole over the head of your cock and use small strokes/twists.
ROUND 3: Time = (1D4+2+M) / Ability = Enter the entire onahole and use full strokes.


~~~ 6. Example Build ~~~

The cunning Rogue chooses standard mode and takes a +1 modifier. He sets the mood with some dungeon soundscape synth music.

He prepares a piece of parchment with the grid:
__________R1____R2___R3
LEVEL 1 [____][____][____]
LEVEL 2 [____][____][____]
LEVEL 3 [____][____][____]

For LVL ONE / RND ONE he rolls 1D4 and it lands on a 2. He adds +1 for the round and +1 for his modifier, for a total of 4. He updates his tracker to:

__________R1____R2___R3
LEVEL 1 [4min][_____][_____]

His remaining rolls for round one are 3 and 1, which when calculated become 5 and 3.

__________R1____R2___R3
LEVEL 1 [4min][5min][3min]

He continues to build his dungeon and rolls 2D4 for LVL TWO/ RND ONE. He rolls two 3s and adds + 1 to get 7.

__________R1____R2___R3
LEVEL 1 [4min][5min][3min]
LEVEL 2 [7min][_____][_____]

He finishes rolling for the remaining rounds.

__________R1____R2___R3
LEVEL 1 [4min][5min][3min]
LEVEL 2 [7min][3min][6min]
LEVEL 3 [3min][4min][5min]

He pulls up a website where he can set multiple timers to play in sequence and plugs in 4 min, 5 min, 3 min. Then he prepares his Maid of Slime onahole with lube, and keeps the bottle nearby ;). Then the Rogue enters the dungeon.


~~~ 7. What's next? ~~~
Thanks for reading this far and I hope you have fun playing Onahole Dungeon or at least enjoyed the read. I'll be honest, this got way more out of hand than I expected. And I have a handful of more notes about different classes (The Bard uses a metronome to keep a beat), other variables to roll for (lubes, media) and of course more characters/abilities that I may add to this down the line.

I've added the suggested onaholes to this wishlist: https://www.toydemon.com/mwishlist/wishlist/index/wishlist_id/119537/
And if we're lucky we will get these in a bundle in June