jimmyblobthethird

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Nickname: jimmyblobthethird
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Member Since: 09/03/2024
Member Level: Gold
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# of Orders: 5
# of Products: 23
# of Reviews: 13
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# of Comments: 8
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Length (in.): 5.5
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  1. How to hold for pickup?

    The last time I placed an order was when the fedex hold for pickup option was still available on this site. I want to place a new order soon, but I'm unfamiliar with the new process for hold for pickup.
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  1. Moshiyoga
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    I got this with the ultimate anime bundle so I could get that sweet, sweet 20% off. Now that I have it, I feel like I wouldn't have missed out on anything if I had just bought the other two toys in that bundle alone.

    The flame nubs are the only noticeable feature of this toy. They provided a light massaging feeling and the small folds on them add some extra stimulation. It has a uterus, but it isn't satisfying to penetrate and is mostly there for suction (which it is good at). The walls are technically textured, but they might as well be smooth because I felt like they were being drowned out by the nubs.

    I'd only recommend this to someone who needs to keep an onahole on them at all times and can't carry anything larger. It's easy to clean and I haven't noticed any tears even after rough use.

    Durable
    Good suction
    Stupid easy to clean

    No feeling outside of the nubs
    Thin

  2. Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion 370ml
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    I bought this lube because it was the most reviewed lube on the site and seemed reliable.

    The bottle comes with ~370ml of lube and features a cute anime girl on the front. I found out she was redrawn at some point, so I took a look at the older label. I definitely prefer the modern art style compared to the dated look of the original label. Unfortunately, I had to rip off the label, so hopefully she is in a better place now.

    The lube has a distinct smell. I can't think of what it smells similar to, but it isn't strong and can be ignored. It is a little thick and gets sticky when dry. Fortunately, both of these problems can be fixed with some water. It is annoying to thin it out every time, though.

    The nozzle isn't really as bad as other reviewers make it out to be. You can just squeeze out a desired amount and block the rest with your fingertip. The lube slides into what it needs to and you can massage the outside of your toy to spread it around.

    I'd probably buy this again for the value alone. It took me over a month to go through half of the bottle (once a day) and will probably last another.

    Good value
    Very little odor

    May need to be thinned to your liking
    The nozzle is not THAT bad, but it is still worth mentioning

  3. My Erotic Maid Servant
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    This toy was a part of my first order, so I didn't know what I was looking for at the time. I clicked for the box art and bought it because the many high reviews.

    The outside of the toy looks great. I think the abdomen looks amazing and the butt has plenty of material to both look at and grip onto. The boobs look nice as well, but they are firm. Unfortunately the entrance is literally just a hole, but I think the rest of the exterior makes up for that.

    The tunnel isn't what I'd call soft, but it isn't hard either. There is a snug feeling once is side (thanks to the hefty weight) and the curved tunnel adds plenty of stimulation. It flops around too much for my liking with just one hand holding it, so I opt to use two hands. You could try thrusting into it, but there isn't enough material to keep it in place, so you'll need to find a solution to stop it from moving too much.

    I don't know where my lube is going, but this toy is always eating it up. Maybe that could just be my lube (onatsuyu) or the toy, but I find myself reapplying lube at least once.

    The majority of my problems with this toy comes from cleaning. The curved tunnel and tightness hinders water flow and makes dry sticks hard to insert. It also feels like there are pockets on the side of the tunnel that trap water and can't be dried with dry sticks alone. The very end of the tunnel is also hard to reach, but simply squishing the toy helps with that problem.

    Though the cleaning process for this particular toy can steer me away from using it at times, when I do decide to use it, I definitely feel like I am inside something of premium/great quality. I don't think I would buy it again, but I have no regrets with my purchase and won't be tossing it anytime soon.

    Good stimulation with a snug feeling
    Plenty of material to grab
    Weight matches the price

    Curved tunnel makes cleaning difficult
    Entrance is a bit tight, might have problems going in half-chub
    Too unwieldy for one hand use
    Where is my lube going??

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