jimmyblobthethird

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Nickname: jimmyblobthethird
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Member Since: 09/03/2024
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# of Orders: 5
# of Products: 23
# of Reviews: 13
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# of Comments: 8
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  1. How to hold for pickup?

    The last time I placed an order was when the fedex hold for pickup option was still available on this site. I want to place a new order soon, but I'm unfamiliar with the new process for hold for pickup.

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  1. Dreamy Little Sister Amane Chan
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    As the title suggests, this onahole is small and soft. It is a little over 5 inches long and slightly wider than a 500ml water bottle. It is soft enough to be considered fluffy.

    The tunnel feels pretty underwhelming. Another reviewer pointed out how they could only feel the spiral texture near the entrance and I completely agree. There just isn't enough tpe surrounding onahole to bring out the rest of the textures. The ribbed texture can barely be felt and the uterus is nonexistent. It's normal for a soft onahole to be low stim, but when it's because of a lack of material, it makes the onahole feel unsatisfying. Despite this complaint, I still think is an okay onahole. It isn't so light that it feels like a sock. It is just missing the light pressure/squeeze of a properly sized soft onahole.

    I got this with the free gift coupon so I'm not really all that disappointed, but I definitely would have been if I had purchased this for $35 instead.

    - Compact
    - Very soft
    - Simple rinsing and drying

    - Too thin
    - Short tunnel

  2. Kuu-Sou Ultra Soft One Point Gai
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    I ordered this onahole knowing it was most likely one of the softest toys on the site and it did not disappoint. The outside is slightly harder than the inside, but even that is softer than a lot of toys. The inside is similar to jello, except it doesn't break. The one-point is actually a harder material, so the toy isn't 100% soft all around. It is possible to pinch the onahole in a way that hides it, though.

    At the very beginning of my session, the only things I feel are the entrance and the one-point. The ultrasoft material only provides a very tiny feeling of resistance. As the session goes on, the cloud like texture of the tunnel starts becoming more and more pronounced. At this point, I put the one-point side on my palm an pinch it so that it is no longer touching me. Once, the one-point is out of the equation, I can go on for as long as I want. The build-up to finishing is nuts. The welling feeling that comes before climax lasts so much longer with this hole compared to others.

    Cleaning is a little awkward, but doesn't take too long. 800 grams of soft can be difficult to manipulate, but the tunnel is simple, so rinsing and drying isn't a pain. The outside gets pretty sticky when dry, but not as much as the outside. It is also a little oily. There are some very small tears near the entrance, but nothing else besides that.

    - Extremely soft
    - Huge (for a handhole)

  3. Vampush
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    I bought Vampush a little before Halloween 2024 and planned to use it on the night of Halloween (because of the vampire theme). Maybe my head was in the wrong place that night, but I was left very disappointed. I had put it away for a good 2 months until I had the urge to use something different. My experience with it since then has been great.

    The onahole is 580 grams, but my guess is that ~300 grams of it is the soft, white material that is inside. Despite the low amount of soft material, the same fluffy feeling you'd get from a similar sized soft onahole is still present. However, instead of holding onto a floppy onahole, you are holding onto a very stable one that retains its shape during use.

    The tunnel is slightly wider than most onaholes I own. I can see the end of the tunnel when holding it up to my eye. I always squeeze the air out during use, so this empty space makes the suction slightly stronger. The first half of the tunnel has 4 large vertical folds that have tiny ribs on them. The folds give a very light, brush like feeling. The tiny ribs along the folds add an even lighter zipper like feeling. The second half of the tunnel has more folds that are smaller. This section feels similar to the first, but with much lighter feelings overall. The very end of the hole has a small amount of the soft material covering the harder outer layer. There is a light kissing feeling when pressing against this wall.

    Cleaning is extremely easy. There is nowhere for water to get trapped since the texture is simple. Powdering the outside is also very easy, since the outside is just a long and smooth tube. The hard outer layer doesn't get too sticky, either.

    - Very soft
    - Easy to hold
    - Simple cleaning and drying

    - The inside can get pretty sticky when dry

  4. Peace Lotion High Viscosity 360ml
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    This is the only thick lube I've purchased, but I can tell it is on the extreme end of the viscosity spectrum. I haven't found an onahole it pairs well with, yet, but I have used it with my hands once and I never needed to reapply, despite it being in contact with the air. My only complaint is that it is a little difficult to get an exact amount of lube because of the design of the bottle.

    - Extremely thick

  5. G-19 Reality
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    The g-19 reality has the best cervix penetration gimmick out of any onahole I own. Sliding in and out of the uterus had a very noticeable popping feeling that shook the entire onahole. This is thanks how tight the cervix is and the hardness of the material.

    In my opinion, that was the only good thing about this onahole. What really ruined this hole for me was the tightness of both the entrance and tunnel. After every stroke, more and more lube got stripped off my dick and eaten by the uterus. Once my dick was dry, I had to either reapply lube or squeeze lube out of the uterus. I wouldn't have cared too much if I didn't have to do this every 5 minutes. It was also difficult to enter the onahole when I was anything but rock hard.

    Cleaning is fine. The tightness isn't much of an issue when I'm trying to scrub with my finger and you can squeeze the uterus the same way you would squeeze a douche. The texture is also pretty simple and the only spot water got trapped was in the gap right before the cervix.

    - Amazing cervix penetration
    - Good suction

    - Extremely tight
    - Eats a lot of lube (both thick and thin)

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