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So, to start, a lot of people have mentioned taking the teeth out and I want to say this completely defeats the purpose. If you're not sure whether you want hard plastic scraping your dick on every stroke, get a different oral hole because that's what La Bocca is about. With others, the teeth were a bit jarring the first few rounds, but then I got used to them and they barely even register any more. Bocca's teeth are harder, smaller, and embedded better so they don't get pushed around and can keep the top biting you more consistently. Obviously, this isn't to everyone's liking, but it is what makes Bocca stand out.

What comes after the teeth is actually a bit lackluster. The tongue is very smooth and that section is pretty wide, so there's not a lot of sensation there. Pressing into the throat tightens things up a bit, but it's still lacking in notable textures. The very end, again, becomes mostly smooth. So it's very much a slow burn hole with two separated points of interest, the harsh teeth at the entrance and the gentle resistance of the throat in the back-middle. The big differences between the four sections keeps you from getting too used to things and helps make the build up slower as well since it's happening underneath the more sharp sensation of being bitten.

The hole does look good, with the teeth and tongue peeking out of the small mouth where they naturally should be, which also means they don't get in the way of insertion (which can be an issue with other oral holes). The giant Magic Eyes tramp stamp on the side does kind of hurt the aesthetics, though. Tongues always make drying a pain, but other than that it cleans up surprisingly easily.

If you're looking for a first oral hole, I wouldn't start here. The Unbearable Lip Doll is more stimulating, has less impactful teeth, and is significantly cheaper. If you've tried that or others and found yourself wanting teeth with more of a punch or a mouth that can keep you going longer, that's when you should consider La Bocca.

It does what it says it does just fine. You plug it in, slide it into the hole, and it makes the hole warm after a few minutes. Then you slide into the hole and it feels really nice for about two seconds before it returns to body temperature. And then when you finish you have to remember to wipe the residual lube off the warmer in addition to the other cleanup.

Even if you really can't stand the cold shock of plunging into room temperature lube, you can just put the toy between your thighs to get it to body temperature in about the same time it'd take to use a warmer. If you just can't get anything else to work or need to make a few thrusts into something hot, this will do the trick, but I've found it to be more trouble than it's worth. This is absolutely not an essential accessory.

A small hole, but it packs a wallop. The interior is stuffed full of large bumps that leave very little wasted space. This creates a hole that feels tight without trying to squeeze you out of it, and while there is stuff going on the entire way, the non-uniformity creates a bunch of focus spots where the pressure is concentrated. There is a brief moment at the entrance where there's enough space to feel the little nubs tickle the shaft, then you push into the thick interior which gets even smaller when you enter the second round of bumps, then finally you hit a big stinger with lots of fun little nubs circling around it.

The tight, yet welcoming, feel of the insides is crazy good from the moment you stick it in and can drive you up the wall fairly quickly. However, it's also pretty easy to control, so you can take as much time as you want to savor it. The downside is that the interior is really short. It can stretch well enough, but my bottom inch or so is never going to make it in. There is a silver lining to this, though, in that it ensures you'll be able to make good use of the stinger at the end and it offers some really nice head stimulation. The back is pretty thick, so you don't need to worry about popping a hole when you ram against it since it doesn't really bulge at all. Also, if you hold it down with your other hand, you can rub circles around the tip for a totally different experience.

The cleaning isn't too bad since the shortness sort of counterbalances the complex interior. The entrance ripped along the top and bottom after a week or so, as usual, but it's otherwise pretty sturdy as far as I can tell. The skin doesn't get very sticky and the shape is both easy to hold and visually pleasing. It also comes with the white ziploc bag you can see in one of the pictures, presumably because its size makes it a good on-the-go hole.

As the box art shows, the Sleeping Bag Floor Masturbator is designed for prone bone and that's about it. The tunnel is designed such that it needs to be laid flat and thrust into from above in order to really make it work. I have also gotten it to work in a kneeling doggy-style with it on an elevated surface, so you don't necessarily need to be laying down to get the conditions right, but you're still very limited in positions and going prone is the clear best option.

The most important element of this specialized design is that the bottom is completely flat and the material on the opposite side of the entrance tapers off to a relatively thin and floppy end. This makes it really awkward to hold and limits the ways you can position it to basically just one. The benefit to this is that it is extraordinarily sturdy and stable. You can go to town thrusting your full body weight into it and it'll stay right where you set it unbothered by the force, you can take a nap on top of it without fear of it being damaged if you want.

The tunnel itself isn't exceptional, it's about 6 inches long with some ridges to slide past and a protrusion mid-way down to massage your shaft before you hit a little womb at the end, but it works really well when you're bearing down on it full-force. The feeling of slamming your hips into that firm ass and making it give way just enough to let you pop into the womb is very satisfying and will make you cum embarrassingly fast if you let it. If you do hold on, though, you can get quite a workout with her. The other thing to note is that the tunnel angles upwards and will bulge at the front and back when you enter it. This seems to be so you feel the extra pressure of thrusting into the bed and being forced up and it's why getting the angle of use right is rather difficult even just for insertion. The lack of a solid structure also means the tunnel warps and closes itself off as the different parts flop about; not a problem when it's laying on a flat surface, but hell when you're trying to clean it or foolishly attempting to use it in a cowgirl position. Oh, and it also gives it a tendency to leak fluids onto whatever surface it's sitting on, so the included clothe is a functional benefit as much as a visual one.

It's pretty pricey, so I wouldn't recommend you try it out unless you know that prone boning is what you want and don't need anything else out of it. If that's what you're looking for, though, this toy is uniquely qualified.

(Pictured next to a Lolinco Virgo and 666 series
for size comparison and a view of the flat underside.)

It does what it's supposed to: squeezes into onaholes to free them of excess moisture. Pretty much a necessity on tight or long tunnels where getting a towel in just doesn't work. It's a bit more expensive, but also a bit more durable, than some more budget options. You can also get one for free with a coupon code and you're probably going to need one anyway, so why not?