ZeroRestForMe

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Nickname: ZeroRestForMe
Contribution:  37
Member Since: 04/08/2026
Member Level: Silver
# of Orders: 3
# of Products: 16
# of Reviews: 9
# of Topics: 1
# of Comments: 4
Circumcised:  Yes
Length (in.): 4.75
Girth (in.): 4.5
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  1. Posting Reviews

    How long does it take for a product review to go through moderation before it is posted? I posted a few reviews yesterday but I didn't get any kind of confirmation. I can't see the reviews I posted and
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  1. Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion 370ml
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    This is a FANTASTIC thicker lube for very tight toys or toys that have harder internal material/textures. My #1 is currently Insomnia and #2 is Silky. I use this or Bad Dragon Cum Lube when I need to dampen sensation or enter tight toys easier. These are both thick lubes but Bad Dragon is slightly less stringy/messy and a little easier to wash off. Onatsuyu is pretty annoying to wash off but does feel fantastic. Dries fast when exposed to air though.

    Thick lube great for tight toys or toys with harder internal texture/material

    Messy and hard to wash off
    Dries fast when exposed to air

  2. SILKY LUBE 360ml
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    Also a thin lube but slightly less thin than Insomnia. Still much thinner than Onatsuyu. Really nice for softer to medium texture toys. Leaves a nice Silky sensation while using. Kinda hard to describe but feels great. I usually stick with Insomnia but I always go to this when I want to switch up sensations or I'll use a thicker lube for tighter toys or toys with higher stim internals or harder internal material/textures.

    Thin and silky feel
    Easy enough to enter toys

    Dries kinda fast

  3. INSOMNIA 360ml
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    Thinnest lube i currently own and my current favorite. I use it with almost all of my toys except for the most intense/tight toys. Thinner lubes let's me feel internals so much better, even soft delicate textures, which is why I love this. Silky is a close second. This doesn't dry super fast like some other lubes I own and I usually only need to reapply once or twice for longer sessions.

    I have about 8 lubes right now. To name a few: Silky, Onatsuyu, a couple Meiki lubes (Aika and Tanaka Remon), Bad Dragon Cum Lube, Fleshlube, Fuck Water, etc.

    Thin
    Runny and easy to enter toys

    Too thin for very tight toys or toys with high stim internals or hard internal textures

  4. Ugo Ugo GAL
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    If only I had a tanned, big tittied woman like Gal, I could die happy. Even though this toy isn't the most stimulating or super tight inside, I absolutely love this thing for nice slow edging sessions and the tits really add to the experience for me. They are a mouthful...I mean eyeful to look at...

    OUTSIDE APPEARANCE / FEELING
    Ugo Ugo Gal has a very sexy tanned color with big boobs that are squishy and fun to play with. Her skin doesn't feel the most durable though. Material is squishy and not nearly as dense as My Erotic Maid Servant by EVE. Gal is more on the floppy side and a bit oilier than some of my toys. Still nowhere near as oily, soft or floppy as ZXY. She is also very sticky/tacky to the touch and collects every speck of dust and hair she can. Stickier than all 13 onaholes I currently own. This girl 100% needs a good dusting after each use.

    INTERNAL FEELING
    Now even though I just roaster Gal for the questionable external quality, the internals are where she shines if you like softer toys. Her hole is very easy to enter and the length of her feels soft, snug and comforting like a warm hug from grandma on Christmas. With the right lube, she slides down my shaft with little to no effort. Lying on my back, I grip her right under her tits and let her drift up and down slowly letting all her soft but prominent bumps, lumps and fleshy bits caress me sweetly. The tunnel is straight and inviting. Everything feels snug with enough interesting textures to have my eyes rolling back. I've also used her missionary and went to town pretty hard so she can take a beating.

    FINAL
    This toy has great attributes (appearance, internal feeling, tan color) that fight a moderate drawback: the material quality and sticky outside feel. It almost makes me not want to by Ceilia as it looks like it's made of the same tanned material and I'm worried it will also be super sticky. If Magic Eyes had made Ugo Ugo less sticky and oily (like their Lolinco series), this would be a 9.5/10 without question for softer toys. But taking this and its somewhat floppy nature into consideration, I'd still give this an overall rating of 8.88 out of 10. Great toy for both longer sessions or shorts ones and easy to clean.

    Easy to enter
    Roomy on the inside
    Nice soft but prominent internal textures

    Sticky outside feel
    Not tight if you like tight

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