OnaholeCollector
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Very very thick lube. Until I tried this out, I wasn't entirely sure how to use it even. Great for toys that are just WAAAAAY too stimulating. The thick lube takes a bit of the edge off. Since it's so thick, no need to reapply frequently as with thinner lubes. No smell either. Figure out if this is the lube you can use with your holes.
Verdict:
Cop if it's in stock. Great value.No smell. THICK.
Here it is, folks. Rachmaninoff's 3rd. Van Gogh's Starry Night. Magic Eye's magnum opus. This is the soft version of a flagship product in the sex toy world. To this day, this remains one of the best toys in my collection. Take care of it, and it'll take care of you. Cleaning sucks, but is manageable. I recommend you buy better cleaning products.
Feel:
[] Jacking off with sandpaper.
[] Floppy pool noodle.
[] Using your hand.
[] Average sex.
[] Real deal. Real Sex.
[X] Heaven. Suction and all. Top shelf pussy.
Value
[] Using $$$$$ to wipe.
[] Drunk Taco Bell.
[] Interesting enough to try.
[] Pretty good deal.
[X] Last $XX in your account, would still buy.
Durability
[] Dollar Store item, broke on first try.
[] Damage on 10+ uses.
[X] Useable after a year. No big noticeable changes in feeling.
[] Still pretty good years later. 50+ uses no issues.
[] Tank. Turn inside + out no problem.
Verdict:
If you've got the cash, and this is in stock, this *IS* most definitely the cop. Do a little research to determine if you want the soft or the regular. Regular's a bit more durable, but you'll probably cum a lot faster.Compared to the original, this is a session KING. Literally, whip out your favorite fap materials, heat this thing up, and have a great drawn out session.
This is a bitch and a half to clean. Durability isn't amazing, nor is this built like a tank. If you want a few extra points for durability, get the original ver. That being said, no points are docked due to how fucking good this feels. People might be put off by the sculpt, but this is a scaled hip.
Feel:
[] Jacking off with sandpaper.
[] Floppy pool noodle.
[] Using your hand.
[] Average sex.
[X] Real deal. Real Sex.
[] Heaven. Suction and all. Top shelf pussy.
Value
[] Using $$$$$ to wipe.
[] Drunk Taco Bell.
[X] Interesting enough to try.
[] Last $XX in your account, would still buy.
Durability
[] Dollar Store item, broke on first try.
[x] Damage on 10+ uses. Took the teeth out. YMMV.
[] Useable after a year. No big noticeable changes in feeling.
[] Still pretty good years later. 50+ uses no issues.
[] Tank. Turn inside + out no problem.
Verdict:
Buy if you have tried the original and were a fan. Interesting variation that pays homage to the original with more tongue and overall tighter tunnel. Durability might be an issue here, but who cares? Buy another if it breaks and you love the product.Excellent foreplay/teasing value here. Great suction, interesting and fun. If you're familiar with the original, it's very similar albeit smaller and with a more pronounced tongue.
Durability isn't too great. Also top teeth will leave your dick raw after frequent prolonged use. Recommend to remove the top.
Feel:
Pretty smooth. Thinner lube that goes great with soft or harder toys. Don't have to use too much or too little.
Thickness:
Somewhat in the middle, not jello-like some other lubes, not watery either.
Value:
Also probably one of the best value for your $$$$ here. Compare to Onatsuyu.
Verdict:
Buy (if not already sold out or out of stock).
Smell/Residue/Ickiness:
None whatsoever! Comes off easily in the shower.
Feel:
Pretty smooth. Thinner lube that goes great with soft or harder toys.
Thickness:
Somewhat in the middle, not jello-like some other lubes, not stringy either.
Value:
Probably one of the best value for your $$$$ here.
Verdict:
Buy (if not already sold out or out of stock).
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