Lars

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Nickname: Lars
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Member Since: 04/30/2014
Member Level: Platinum
Achievements:   Earned 25+ UpvotesEarned 25+ Upvotes Written 25+ ReviewsWritten 25+ Reviews Owns 50+ ProductsOwns 50+ Products
# of Orders: 38
# of Products: 64
# of Reviews: 33
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# of Comments: 21
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Length (in.): 5.5
Girth (in.): 4.25
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  1. Feature request: read all of a specific user's reviews

    I'm in the market for a hip. I read a great review by Greenwood95 on the NPG Extreme Pleasure Hip, and he mentioned that he was going to foray into some other hips as well. I wanted to read all of his

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  1. Sujiman Kupa Cocolo (Sleeve Only / Pkg Removed)
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    I was hesitant to spend this much on a single toy, but it turned out to be resoundingly worth it!

    This is the first dual-hole toy I've purchased, but not the first "hip". I'm very happy with this purchase.

    The anal tunnel in particular is tight, very fun to use, and has a great texture. The vaginal tunnel has good merits of its own as well. Thanks to the u-tunnel design, both tunnels feel different when flipped missionary/cowgirl, so there's essentially 4 ways to enjoy this! Switching back and forth between holes/positions makes for a thoroughly enjoyable session.

    Cons: squeaky, especially the anal tunnel, can be a little messy to clean and you'll need a another hand towel just for this

    two excellent tunnels

    squeaky/noisy

  2. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Crystal Hard
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    Obviously for people who like harder textured toys. I have owned the soft version of this for a while, so I'm able to compare this to that one.

    The material for this one has a good hardness level. Some toys like monster wet real are really too hard for their textures and your dick becomes desensitized after a short time. This toy though, the material is unique, it's more grippy rather than just hard and unyielding. The inner tunnel material isn't gel-feeling like the outside of the toy looks. It's a bit hard to describe, but I approve of it. Also, the overall hardness of the toy contributes to a tighter tunnel compared to the soft version.

    It's still a relatively hard material though, so keep that in mind.

  3. Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu
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    I have owned a ZXY for several years. Needless to say, it has seen long use and much of the inner texture has worn away, not to mention the outer lips are torn up.

    This is the only toy that I have ever repurchased. Alas, they don't make them like they used to.

    There are several key differences between my old ZXY and the new one I received.

    1. The tunnel in my old ZXY was longer and ended smack dab in the middle of the toy. This makes a huge difference in sensation - the higher amount of material around the tunnel imitates musculature and makes the sensation stronger. Not only that, but it had some amazing nibs at the end which acted as a strong sting for the head of my penis. My new ZXY has a shorter tunnel (by ~0.5-1 inch) and ends near the top of the toy. As a result, my dick pokes up out of the toy and stretches the material, rather than just going through a tunnel and enjoying texture. I might as well be sticking my dick into a towel.

    2. The new toy is significantly softer. It might just be the outer layer, but as a result, the inner texture and "musculature" is much less distinct. The ZXY was already pretty soft as toys go, and now this is way too soft.

    These two factors put together have resulted in a massive reduction in the sensation of the toy. I cannot say I am satisfied, when my old toy with miles of dick through it has better sensation than this brand new $80 toy.

    Update: 02/06/2023

    After writing the above review, I had bought another one, and the tunnel was straight on that one which helped quite a lot. I think I'm currently on the one after that, and about to buy another. So this is the 4th or 5th one now?

    The outer material is still the softer stuff that I complained about. But honestly, despite the drop in quality, this is still one of the best toys out there. I keep coming back to it.

  4. Meiki® Bliss Lotion 250ml
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    Not a fan of this lube. It seems to dry up much quicker than other lube.

    I recommend the Deep Lotion Natural lube instead. It can be found on this site. The Deep lasts much longer and also has a nicer sensation, slightly more "grabby" I guess.

  5. Secret Lover Himekano
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    This onahole is tight and stimulating. The spot around the middle where it narrows significantly is a great spot to move back and forth at. It's also a nice length for my average 5.5-6" dick.

    The material itself seems to be good quality and doesn't become excessively sticky after being washed. I still powder it like all my other toys.

    The only problem is with lube distribution. If you bang it a certain way, the lube all gathers in the end of the toy and leaves the tunnel dry. A bit of creativity solves this problem.

    Overall, the quality materials and design of the toy outweigh this caveat. A great product.

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