Lars

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Nickname: Lars
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Member Since: 04/30/2014
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    I'm in the market for a hip. I read a great review by Greenwood95 on the NPG Extreme Pleasure Hip, and he mentioned that he was going to foray into some other hips as well. I wanted to read all of his

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  1. Virgo Veritas Regular
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    Unfortunately I can't really recommend this one. I don't "get" the internal texture. I've tried it with soft lube, hard lube, more and less lube, different angles, speed, etc. and in every case it feels like a poorly defined mush without any standout textures or characteristics. Looking at the tunnel design, I would have expected otherwise, so this is a disappointing outcome. There's a spot halfway through the tunnel where it gets tighter, but that's about it - even at that spot there's no clear "stings" or extra stimulating areas, even though the tunnel design is supposed to have a g-spot style bumpy area there. The end of the tunnel is supposed to have a bumpy sloped area stimulating a cervix, but I get basically no sensation from that too.

    Maybe someone else with a differently shaped or more sensitive dong will have a better experience, but this one was a letdown. I strongly recommend the Virgo Liber instead.

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    very consistent (boring) texture throughout tunnel

  2. Elaborate Vagina Lewd Spiral Funifuni
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    It basically just feels like a bunch of rings. The valleys are very deep and eat lube like crazy. Maybe it's different if your dick is a fat chode that would push into the voids significantly, but this isn't that nice for it. Doesn't feel interesting or substantial. Entry level toy.

  3. Cup Sleeve V-1
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    I got this for free with another large order here at TD. It's good enough that I'm keeping it. I would pay $30 for it, but $40 may be too steep.

    I actually like this one. The style is a loli themed toy, similar to the Sujiman Kupa series, with a narrow tunnel and the entrance having smooth puffy outer lips. If you're a fan of that series and looking for more options, then this is a good choice. The plastic cup adds an interesting dimension, making the tunnel even tighter and adding suction. You basically have to insert first then put the toy into the cup to create suction. I'm a big fan of suction toys so I may be biased, but it's fun to play around with the suction on this one.

    The tunnel is near the bottom wall of the toy, which is usually a negative for me, but the textures are strong and interesting and work well with being near the outside of the toy. Flipping the toy upside down or sideways changes the sensation substantially.

    If you're too well endowed, then this would be a bad experience. Should probably only buy it if you're my dick size or smaller.

  4. Ugo Ugo GAL
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    The texture is very prominent, large, smooth domes. It's pretty distinctive but not the best of textures. Interesting for occasional use, but I definitely reach for other toys over this one. I would say don't get this as one of your primary onaholes, just as a side one for occasional use, and don't expect too much from it.

  5. TENGA Original Vacuum Cup
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    I used this on its own without a vacuum machine thing. I like suction toys and this one has pretty good suction - would probably be much better with the machine you're supposed to put it on. Maybe I should invest. I generated vacuum by placing a finger over the hole at the end after insertion.

    The vacuum mechanics are kinda weird with this toy. There's some kind of release valve I can't make sense of when the suction gets too strong, so that results in some loss of suction when you pull out sometimes. You basically need to constantly apply new vacuum.

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