KuroNoRider

Let me just say first that I really like this one!

I have found that I personally love the super soft toys. This one is no exception. The gentle, enveloping embrace just feels so right to me. To each their own though.

I think the exterior is great. I like the simple design. It doesn't look anatomical (pro for me) or super weird and overdone either. It's great at holding lube inside, I've found too. There is so much ability to customize your experience thru grip tightness, where you hold the toy, and thru rotating the toy. Entering at different rotations makes for different targeted stimulation, thanks to the wavy interior pattern. While there's not much going on in there, I find that it's super easy to go from a chill, edging stimulation level - to an aggressive, quick orgasm type of stimulation as you please.

I haven't used it enough to speak to the longevity of it. I worry with these soft toys if they will survive long term, but we shall see. If I experience issues, I'll update my review (same goes for other toys in my library).

I think for the price, this should be better than it is. Has a unique exterior (pro/con depending on your tastes - it looks like a sort of "flesh candle" when held vertically lol!), but doesn't really offer much of interest otherwise. The "teeth" you can see in the photos don't feel like much of anything to me. Honestly, I think the whole experience is kinda bland. To me, each feature can't be distinguished from the others when in use. It kinda leaks a bit (doesn't hold lube super well). It's unnecessarily bulky. I do think it's notably better than no toy, but at this price I would really hope so, lol! I think it is decent for edging tho.

I thought this was okay. I'm not a fan of "single-use" disposable stuff. I think it's generally a huge waste. You certainly can use it more than once, but just be prepared for it to dry out and crack within under a week. So best to get your uses in fast. In that regard, it's a bit disappointing (but hey, at least I did get more than a single use out of it...).

Not much to say here. It's good for what it is. Thick so allows for you to use as-is or watered down for a custom experience. Bottle could be more discreet though. And the applicator is very wide. Would be nice if that was narrower. Not a big deal though.

I was really excited to try this one out initially. It was a bit of a splurge, being my fanciest/priciest toy purchase at the time. Months later, and I'm still very conflicted about it.

The packaging is very nice. But that doesn't make the toy. It's a unique unboxing experience for sure, and this is either a pro or con depending on who you are. It seems kinda wasteful. But the free bag is a plus (but as others have mentioned, it literally says "ONAHOLE" on it lol!).

The toy itself is very unique as well. It has a detailed exterior. I do find that the texture of the exterior is a bit gritty for my liking though. And what doesn't help is that when powdering it, the details tend to trap powder, leaving it behind on the toy for you to get on your hand later. As for the interior, it's very interesting. TOO interesting I think to be honest. The weird balls ("hearts" as they call it) contained in the spherical shells are hard to get fully dry. It's nice to be able to rotate the toy and change which part of you rubs those and the spiky "thorns".

Honestly I can cum super fast with this toy, but anytime I've tried to slow things down, I've had issues being stimulated after a short while. Either I have a way-to-quick orgasm, or it drags on and on and I need a different toy to finish. Skill issue? IDK. It just ends up feeling like I'm sticking my cock in macaroni, and not in a good way lol.

I will say that the uniqueness factor - while also a pro - causes the cleaning to be a nightmare for me. The toy isn't good enough in my opinion to hardly ever warrant pulling it out to use when that terrible cleaning process will follow.

ALSO, upon inspection, the internal textures up close have what clearly looks like 3D printer layer lines. I think they used 3D printing to make the molds. This seems cheap and also raises a hygienic concern regarding possible places to harbor bacteria (especially considering it's very hard to thoroughly dry out, as mentioned before).

I want to like this one, but I just don't recommend it.