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- Mori-Man
Rating100%
I like this one. It's definitely soft, but it doesn't feel like it's falling short anywhere because of that; I can generally tell what's going on in each zone, and it's all pretty nice. The entrance has a pretty decent grip, as do the first couple inches. The little rail section past that is noticeable and gives some good stimulation for the head as you move (you can get a nice feeling out of the first half as well). The bulb does a fine job at making some suction, but that also makes this toy a little noisy, probably due in part to the ribbed section at the beginning. My only complaint is that I want a little bit of texture on the inside of the bulb; the smoothness of it still feels good, but I would welcome a little more intensity when I'm going all the way in. I feel like the soft ring structure outside the entrance would be nice to, like, "plap" (for want of a better phrase right now,) but being longer than the tunnel, I'm hesitant to go slamming into it. (If anyone a bit shorter sees this review, owns the product, and can testify, drop a comment!)
After a couple of uses, no notable damages, which is nice. Just a few little abrasions on the outside. The interior seems relatively sturdy to me, the rails look to have a stable shape (triangular and attached at the wide base) so I doubt they will suffer any notable damages during responsible use. I had a pretty easy time with cleaning it. The material is soft so it was no trouble to squish it down, making it simple to get my fingers, drying stick, and cloth to the end.
If something happens to mine, I'll update this review with a damage report and some further durability assessment, I suppose. Here's hoping that's a while off.feels pretty good!
interior structures seem sturdy, no complex free-standing structures
simple but still enticing exterior structure (tentative praise for the function of the soft ring)while not very loud on entry or exit in my experience, can make some low but fairly consistent noise during use
- Goku-Hida Virgin Octopus
Rating40%
There are some good reviews here, so I was pretty excited. Tube full of tentacles? Sounds good to me.
In practice, the only considerable stimulation this toy provides is at the entrance. Not the inside, mind you; the sides of the narrow little hole, which is a little smaller than the fingernail on my pinkie, provide a gentle scraping, and yes, it's about as interesting as that sounds. By directly applying pressure to the end of the toy I was able to kind of feel the little nub thing at the end. I stopped using this after a couple minutes because it ended up being so uninteresting.
Two stars for not literally biting my dick off. I'm sure you'd be able to finish with it, I just don't think it's worth it.Not a dangerous object, to my knowledge
Did not harm meBoring :(
- Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard

Firstly, if you haven't used an onahole before (I hadn't before I made my first purchases, which included this one), "hard" doesn't really mean *hard*– I've seen some people comparing certain holes to tires and the like, but I would compare the hard toys I've used to thick gum as far as resistance goes, they're still pretty malleable. I see some people really overstate the intensity of hard toys, and I don't think they're *wrong*, I just don't think that it's enough to be nervous about, so I hope you won't be afraid to try them.
As you can see from the preview images, the interior is lined with these textured rails (only eight of them? more like the heaven's fall *eight* ex-hard, eh? am i right?) and they're nice. It feels pretty good the whole way, but more strongly focused near the head. I couldn't consistently distinguish what was going on past the rails from the rails themselves, but that's ok. I'd say the feeling they provide is kind of like a soft toothbrush without any poking feeling from the bristles.
Unfortunately, the somewhat-wide rails are attached by a thinner portion of material, and as you may imagine from the review summary and the start of this sentence, this seems to negatively impact the durability. I'll begin by mentioning that I was not being especially vigorous,
as I was not afforded the luxury– hopefully you know what I'm saying. However, after my first use, one rail is splitting along the connecting portion, and the majority of another rail is completely gone (worse, I don't even know where it went... spooky.)
Anyway, I haven't used this one since, but only on account of having others to try. I imagine it'll still feel fine, but seeing the damages was a bit discouraging. Based on my experience, I would keep to traditional means of drying rather than using a drying stick– plus, I would guess that the rails make it a bit difficult to thoroughly dry if you did use one. I kinda wish I had that drying glove that comes with another product, that 'time manipulator's atelier' one.Feels great imo, pretty interesting
Effective
more like the heaven's fall seven ex-hard now, isn't it... 'cause the rail's gone... :(
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