Jackass

This is a product made for unusual activities. Running the images' text through google translate and deepL reveals esoteric rituals like "avoiding the sage time" and the "wise man's release" or whatever. The phrase "sweet orgasm" comes up a couple times. In my experience, "sweet orgasm" refers to what is called in English a "ruined orgasm." If you're unfamiliar, a ruined orgasm involves stopping stimulation after you've gone over the edge. The name sounds bad, but rather than just being a dogshit climax, it's more like a matter of taste. A ruined orgasm gives a different feeling than the usual, and also doesn't come with the same refractory period (time before you can cum again). Anyway, the intent of this toy is to be used for edging, and then when you're ready to cum, go over the edge and stop moving it. (I think on this one they tell you to "relax and get over it," but that might have been on the Nettori Fit.) Then when your "sweet orgasm" has passed, you can continue your session, repeating this as many times as you can and care to.

I'm sure that some already do this with their soft onaholes, but the directness of the product description intrigued me. I think it does right by its intended purpose; the softness and texture made for a good edging toy, and the snug fit enhanced the climaxes in a pleasant way (to me, it felt longer and more emphasized than a regular ruin). Might sound like a devil here, but you should probably experiment a bit on your own and see if you actually like ruined orgasms before you buy. As someone with a moderate interest, I'm satisfied, and if you're willing to take things at a slower pace, I think it's good for ordinary use as well.

All that aside, the design is nice. I like the texture, which felt most prominent at a slowish pace. I'm not super into soft toys overall so maybe my tastes are different from yours, but I like this one. Also, as someone who's not super into the whole detailed fake labia thing, the simple entrance is nice. I like the slit shape, getting in isn't a pain in the ass but it still manages to provide good contact; I also don't feel a need to worry about damaging it, which has happened too many times for my liking. The looseness of the opening does make it a pretty messy toy though, lets a good bit of lube out and that's *before* you finish. If you do follow through with the multiple ruined orgasms angle, expect a mess and probably topping up the lube once or twice.

The frankly intimidating pattern of the interior does a good job; the stimulation is strong, but pretty much the same for the whole length of the inside (which is not a problem in itself).

However, the tunnel seems too narrow, especially toward the entrance. I came to this conclusion after I found a sizable tear after one use, so if you're a bit bigger in girth you should keep that in mind. I don't know if it's a material issue or just that the shape was unable to accommodate. On the upside, the tear didn't compromise the protrusions on the inside so it probably still feels just as good. This is also the least expensive ona I own that got broken on the first use!

I imagine a lot of the interest in this one comes from the curious internal design, with someone in the discussion area was asking what this would feel like. I've certainly never seen something like it before, so I figured I'd give it a shot, for science or whatever. My verdict is: not bad.

The pictures almost sell the thing as more than it is; the cross-section images stretch the pattern out in a way that can make you think there's some depth to it. There isn't. Both portions of the interior are on the same plane. I don't think this is a problem myself. Each one is still doing something, and I can tell what it is, which is a plus. There's a continuous linear portion on the top and bottom side which I will now call a rail, and the little cutout portions with the bump in them. I didn't really notice the bumps themselves, but they did create a kind of vibration during use from pushing past them. The rails are textured like you might see in other holes like the heaven's fall ex-nine, but I think that since the rails are fewer, are flush with the rest of the interior, and the toy is softer overall, they are less intense than that. As you can see, however, that's about all there is to the structure so that's all you're getting. If you're unfamiliar with the heaven's fall, I would say that kind of feeling is kinda like the feeling in your hand when you zip up your coat.

This toy does not have a structure for suction, and the little pockets around the bumps don't do much in that regard, so don't expect any of that. Not inherently a problem in my opinion. Low fluid leakage (lube, etc) but the pockets can steal some lube during use, so prepare to top it up a little or thin with water.

I like this one. It's definitely soft, but it doesn't feel like it's falling short anywhere because of that; I can generally tell what's going on in each zone, and it's all pretty nice. The entrance has a pretty decent grip, as do the first couple inches. The little rail section past that is noticeable and gives some good stimulation for the head as you move (you can get a nice feeling out of the first half as well). The bulb does a fine job at making some suction, but that also makes this toy a little noisy, probably due in part to the ribbed section at the beginning. My only complaint is that I want a little bit of texture on the inside of the bulb; the smoothness of it still feels good, but I would welcome a little more intensity when I'm going all the way in. I feel like the soft ring structure outside the entrance would be nice to, like, "plap" (for want of a better phrase right now,) but being longer than the tunnel, I'm hesitant to go slamming into it. (If anyone a bit shorter sees this review, owns the product, and can testify, drop a comment!)

After a couple of uses, no notable damages, which is nice. Just a few little abrasions on the outside. The interior seems relatively sturdy to me, the rails look to have a stable shape (triangular and attached at the wide base) so I doubt they will suffer any notable damages during responsible use. I had a pretty easy time with cleaning it. The material is soft so it was no trouble to squish it down, making it simple to get my fingers, drying stick, and cloth to the end.

If something happens to mine, I'll update this review with a damage report and some further durability assessment, I suppose. Here's hoping that's a while off.

There are some good reviews here, so I was pretty excited. Tube full of tentacles? Sounds good to me.

In practice, the only considerable stimulation this toy provides is at the entrance. Not the inside, mind you; the sides of the narrow little hole, which is a little smaller than the fingernail on my pinkie, provide a gentle scraping, and yes, it's about as interesting as that sounds. By directly applying pressure to the end of the toy I was able to kind of feel the little nub thing at the end. I stopped using this after a couple minutes because it ended up being so uninteresting.

Two stars for not literally biting my dick off. I'm sure you'd be able to finish with it, I just don't think it's worth it.