FluffyShortsGuy

I bought these before they stopped branding them. I don't really care about that as I haven't a need to hide my playthings, and these are handy bags. They're very big, and I have used them to store multiple toys before, though you may not want to. Nothing bad to say about them at all; they're cheap bags that hold lots of stuff and don't fall apart easily.

I kind of got this on a lark. Some onaholes have a pretty unpleasant odor, and I like the scented lubes to help cover that up. This one's very heavily scented in a way that's meant to be like gardenias but smells more like jasmine to me. I keep some jasmine essential oil and hand and compared it and it's definitely very similar, though I have no gardenia to compare. Both are considered very sensual scents, so no complaints at all, and the lube itself performs quite well and is very smooth and long lasting. I wouldn't take the "just like the real thing" claim too seriously, though. I tried it with my venus real and it felt like playing with a venus real and some high quality lube. But it is high quality; I just wish it were a touch cheaper for the amount you get.

I bought this on another site, before TD carried it, so I figured I'd contribute a review now that my preferred store for such things has it.

I like it well enough; it smells like peaches, which is allegedly what young women smell like. I only really know women my own age now, and certainly none of them smell like a freshly cut peach and I don't remember younger ones smelling like that either, but it's a nice smell, and I find it relaxing. It comes in a generous bottle, and this has lasted me since last summer with about a 3rd left, but I do find it gets sticky sooner than some of my more preferred lubes like Meiki Bliss or Tomax Insomnia that seem to go on forever. But it's good, and it smells pleasant.

I can’t say I’ve met a “real-feeling” oral onahole yet on the game changing level of say, a venus real. They’ve all been fun though, and this toy is nice and “sucky”, as in it has great suction, which puts it ahead of many others.

If you squeeze the air out, it really does hoover you, and it’s mild, with nary a harsh texture to be found. As everyone else said, the tongue breaks off, but it wasn’t contributing much; it separated on the first use and I didn’t notice.
The lube it came with though, was bad news. It bubbles up to try and simulate saliva, but it's more like soap, and it left me red and raw for a day or so. No lasting damage, but you might not want to risk it at all.

Overall, whatever faults it has, I really like this toy for the suction, though, I don’t know how many more “oral” onas I’ll bother with. Maybe give one of NPG’s a try before calling it quits.

I think this and the Meiki bliss are my two favorites on the site. My second favorite actually came with the Yuria Satomi, but you can’t buy it separately anywhere. This is what Tomax ships the three soft versions of the Venus Real with, and it’s perfect for those. It’s a very, very thin lube, almost water, so it’s easy to apply but also easy to use too much. It works well with other toys too, I like it better than any others I’ve tried with the Bocca perorin. It’s also really easy to wash off, and I like anything that makes clean-up easier. The only real issue with this is that, since it’s so watery and easy to pour, it seems to go a bit quicker than others, especially if you like things on the more slippery side. Some people complain it dries out, but it seems to stay slick and maintains its low viscosity better than any other I’ve had, including the also-excellent Meiki bliss lotion.