Nickname: Eye5
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Member Since: 03/29/2021
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# of Orders : 20
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  1. I wish we could update reviews. Or...can we update reviews?

    After spending another session or 2 with some of my sleeves, I regret some of the reviews I gave initially. In particular the Mao-Man Real Hole Onahole. My subsequent sessions were a mixture of frustration

  2. Meiki No Syoumei

    Having recently discovered Onaholes, I am trying to do a little catching up. I have found that I am a big fan of the NPG line I mentioned in the title (shocker, I know.) To this end, I have endeavored

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  1. Bari Kata Crank Party

    This is the toy for you. Except the accordion would have some give and would be probably more accommodating.

    The packaging was ok, highlighting the toy and a nondescript doe eyed anime girl. The inside of the box contains the toy and the familiar ketchup package of lube.

    The toy has a frosted translucent look. I had to muscle in the warmer, foreshadowing the experience to come. I picked this toy this evening because it was my third go of the day (productive day off...) and I thought a hard toy would maybe help power out an orgasim. What I didn't think about was also, it was my third experience of the day, and I might not be performing at my peak. Age will do that to you.

    The toys orifice looks easy enough, but there was minimal give, so entry, even when I was raring to go, was a bit of a battle. Once inside you have to weave yourself through an obstacle course of coffee table corners and Lego pieces someone Frankensteined together to make a sex toy. It is a rigid sleeve.

    Some how, amidst this, I found moments of pleasure, sort of a stimulation by strangulation vibe. The rest of the time, you feel like you are fighting a losing skirmish, with your meger sword against a phalanx of hardened TPE that would make silicone sex toys from 1998 feel like like fucking a warm marshmallow.

    The next time I have skipped a couple of days, and am just raging, I will sound the war horns and try again, until then...


    (Clean up was a breeze, as I finished in a different toy, but it still would have been easy if I finished there, aside from all the flesh and blood grated off in the process.)

    Could potentially deflect a knife attack, certainly a blown dart.

    Feels good, if you like occasionally slamming your member in a car door.

    Easy to clean.

    Chances are, you wont be able to use it.

    It will intimidate all the other Onaholes in your collection, and take their lunch money. Its that hard.

  2. Big Breast Gi Ta Swimsuit Beauty Nozomi Ishihara

    I purchased this thinking it would be NPGs take on the Julia +, and in many ways, it was exactly that!

    The box has the similar styling to anyone familiar with NPGs products, this time its featuring the coquettish Ishihara Nozomi in a one peice bathing suit. The inside of the box contained a double bagged hefty sleeve, a decent sized bottle of lube, and a small flat plastic package containing the black bathing suit. Going to be honest, I was not particularly interested in the bathing suit.

    The toy itself is a thick and moderately detailed sleeve, shaped like a curvy womans torso. The orifice isn't super realistic but still offered an inviting dual material opening. The entrance was tight and I was able to generate a decent amount of suction in the sleeve. I started with the breasts facing me, and I did feel like it was a little thin towards the back. When I rotated the toy, so the ass was facing me, the experience kicked into high gear. The toy has that little top heavy wobble I detect when I use the Julia +, but with a much tighter feel than the aforementioned Ona.

    I was definitely enjoying the experience.

    So I am reaching the penultimate moment, throughly engrossed by the Luci Thai cream pie compilation I had settled on for that evening's viewing accompaniment to the experience. Things are coming nicely to an end, eyes close in the moment of ecstasy, and all of the sudden I feel hot fluid spill onto my hand manipulating the sleeve. On the upper mid back there is a minute pinprick of a hole. I am a uh...prodigious cummer, so I guess with the overall vaccum seal the semen was sort of pumped out? I don't know, but while cleaning the hole was further emphasized by the water as I was flushing out the toy. A tiny jet of water shot sideways from the hole, as I filled the toy at the sink.

    I'm torn. I really enjoyed the toy, but clearly the tiny hole will be an issue. I'm considering either TPE glue or repairing it with heat. Otherwise, this would have been a very positive experience and review from me.

    Tight feeling moderately intense sleeve
    Nice details to the torso
    The bathing suit?

    Defect of a pin prick of a hole on the upper back
    The bathing suit?

  3. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft

    ...where they bend the piece of paper and insert a pencil through it, to illustrate wormholes and warping the space time continuum? That was what came to mind for some reason upon my initial entry to this sleeve. It's a unique and other worldly experience.

    The sleeve itself is a Christmas ham sized, loaf of bullet stopping TPR/E, whatever it is. I am not enthusiastic about the aesthetic, sort of overly bulbous vulva and the whole uh..."loli" thing? But I can overlook that and still sing the praises of this device, as the internals are a reality warping double ring, which offer a constant range of stimulation. It is the "something different " you are looking for.

    The cleaning, on the other hand, will be written into the lore of the Herculean Tasks. Others have mentioned potentially breaking the internal rings, which is a depressing prospect. It might be a good idea to break out the turkey baster. (The alternative title of this review, was going to be "Its Thanksgiving, Bust out your Turkey Baster!") Cleaning and drying is a difficult process.

    Overall, the Toy is a spectacular and intense experience at an extremely attractive price point for what you are getting.

    Unique intense 2 ring internals is mind blowing. Really a different and fun experience

    That is a lot of product for the price.

    Cleaning is extremely difficult

  4. Maid Service

    The opening is not visually stimulating, but the internals offer an interesting and intense variety. While very stimulating I was able to still have a controlled, long session with a fantastic ending. It's a large, heavy ona, not quite as thick as the Julia + or the ZYX, but still substantial. It's also a long ona, so it might be a good option for sizable gentlemen seeking a bumpy ride. Cleaning was easy as the unattractive opening is very accommodating for the various sink machinations we are all familiar with.

    Great texture
    Easy to clean
    Lots of room to explore

    Uninspiring orifice

  5. Cow Girl

    Smallish toy with a somewhat uninspiring orifice. Was not super enthusiastic upon first entry but over the period of the session, I started to get the sensations that some users have described, the "milking" feeling. By the end, I had a good time with the toy, and looking forward to future experiences with it. I do understand the sentiment that for a few more bucks you could have a superior product, but this one held up, in my opinion.

    The toy seems well constructed and cleaned easily.

    Well made
    "Milking" sensation
    Cleans easily

    Uninspiring orifice
    Might be boring for some users
    Might be worth it to spend a bit more for a superior product

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