Applw00d

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Nickname: Applw00d
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Member Since: 11/07/2021
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# of Reviews: 15
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Length (in.): 5.7
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  1. Black Friday -- Sale Not Activating?

    Good Day,
    I am logged in under a gold account right now, yet I am only seeing a few dozen items as discounted.
    Tried relogging after a hard restart and a new browser, same thing.

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  1. Obscene Suggestion Nostalgic Onahole
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    It's a joy to repeatedly flip between a slightly vaginal and anal experience, the onahole is large enough to act as a hip, fun to use and can give your quads a real workout if you want to go hands free while humping.

    Main issue with this toy is that the tunnels are so short, it feels like by the time my head is in I've already exhausted most of the toy.

    easy to clean
    hands-free use
    2-in-1 toy

    low sensation
    short tunnels
    expensive for what you are given

  2. Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu
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    As a masturbatory aid, it's an alright 'edger' for longer sessions, but the sensation is rather light. Even when I got the outside 'lips' to grip me a good bit, the inside felt cavernous.

    Not much physical pleasure was derived, but it was fun still being able to feel the structures on the inside.

    Some reviews are claiming there are more-and-more quality issues, not sure if I got a defective 'cavernous' unit, or if I"m just missing something, as this legendary toy gets a 'meh' from me.

    easy to clean
    edger

    meh durability
    low sensation

  3. Super Gal Prime Erotic Body
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    Easy buy, great fun, does have some issues.

    Between its good weight and shape, it can easily be placed on top of some pillows for hands-free action or an extra erotic standard session.

    Huge amount of surface area inside of the toy.

    Sensation is slightly more towards the edging side of things (choice texture, but bit loose), slightly softer than average too.

    Update: 11/23/2023

    Lowering rating due to lack of durability.

    A once-per-session edging toy that you can treat like a hip is fine and dandy, but this toy breaks down fast.

    Treated it more gently, owned it for less time, and used it less often than my other (much less expensive) toys, yet it is so incapable of bearing its own weight that it looks like someone stabbed it with a pair of scissors.

    straight hole, easy to clean
    shape of toy is erotic and nice to grip
    good weight
    hands-free mountable
    lips of toy are functional throughout use

    Actual product colour is the 'cadaver' version of what's shown.
    Small tunnel, hard to keep warmers inside
    Slightly looser config makes re-using toy w/ cum & lube mixed less pleasurable than the first go

  4. Unbearable Lip Doll
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    This thing requires a corn starch rub before every use, including its first.

    Don't use the included lube, it becomes a sticky mess quite quickly.

    This thing has a marvelous tongue, and you can mess around a bit for some lovely hard palette action.

    You get a lot more for ~10USD more (Mouth of Truth), but what you do get here is marvelous for the price.

    tongue is hitting past its weight class
    good grip at the lips

    toy and included lube are a sticky mess
    teeth are rather absent
    back of tunnel feels rather non-existent

  5. Micchaku Pissius Six Wall
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    The first true successor of the fantastic value-buy that was the Absorption Lilith Six Uterus in my opinion.

    The army of nubs give an easily customizable experience to the user, can be a great trainer for those who want to move on from this trilogy of toys (poor Lamia).

    It's just, the nubs REALLY need the lube to be withstandable, just cleaning the hole a handful of times has me feeling like a middle schooler who decided to rub an eraser on their fingers.

    The toy is so tight that it really grips the hand, so you need to softly 'pry' it off. Easy, to do, but has to be done rather frequently. Decide to get lazy or your fingers move too much during the process? ~1hr of pain awaits ye, ignore the pleasurable sensation on your fingers as you are rinsing the toy out and prodding inside to get rid of any residue.

    Update: 04/21/2023

    The first true successor of the fantastic value-buy that was the Absorption Lilith Six Uterus in my opinion. Really close to a 4-star, but it has some issues.

    The army of nubs give an easily customizable experience to the user, can be a great trainer for those who want to move on from this trilogy of toys (poor Lamia).

    It's just, the nubs REALLY need the lube to be withstandable, just cleaning the hole a handful of times has me feeling like a middle schooler who decided to rub an eraser on their fingers.

    The toy is so tight that it really grips the fingers, so you need to softly 'pry' it off. Easy, to do, but has to be done rather frequently. Decide to get lazy or your fingers move too much during the process? ~1hr of pain awaits ye, ignore the pleasurable sensation on your fingers as you are rinsing the toy out and prodding inside to get rid of any residue.

    HD full member experience
    good 'learning' toy
    end provides a 'reverse entry' experience for the toy
    easy to play with the corona of the head

    painful to clean
    end chamber is rather weak

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