Hello all you perverts. It's me, ya boy, BadDragon69. Known as /u/Bad-Society on Reddit if you want to say what's up. I have spent thousands of dollars on sex toys. I've bought stuff from Fleshlight, Bad Dragon, ToyDemon, and many other places. A few months ago I purchased this from here:
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/torso/scaled-replicas/pure-bride-idealism
To say the least, it was pretty great. The only thing that could be improved in my opinion was having an anal cavity. I loved to fuck this thing and it was one of the best toys I experienced. Magic Eyes always seems to deliver. But, to cut a long story short, I had to throw it away.
You might be asking why? Well, let's get some bullet points down, because I know you are all busy people.
- Size/Storage is a problem. It is way too big to fix in most areas, and if you are worried about someone seeing it, this becomes an issue. I got the torso/doll storage bag from here and it made it a lot easier. But still, quite a BIG problem, literally.
- Cleaning was an issue. Unlike most onaholes which are just sleeves, or hips, this one was quite hard to fit under the sink. Ultimately, I had to use a shower whenever I wanted to clean it, making this a big thing to clean. It was also quite floppy even with the structure inside, making it hard to maneuver when cleaning.
- Drying was cumbersome, with it's size it was quite huge, and you can just face the onahole straight down, or use a dry stick, but even with those, I suppose there was limited airflow, meaning that the dry time was quite long.
- The torso not having a head or arms or legs was kind of weird, sort of an uncanny valley effect. You might be into it or not.
However, it was not all bad, there were a lot of good reasons why I liked it. It was more realistic, easier to be handsfree, a nice feeling when fucking it, more resistance and mass to hold up against fucking it, boobs and ass to grab onto, and the weight itself was nice to feel on top of you.
Overall, it wasn't for me, and if I was honest with myself, I would have realized that from the get go. Don't be like me, think about the pros and cons of this type of toy, and if you think it truly is for you, then go for it. Otherwise, maybe go for something smaller. These torsos are quite expensive as well, so throwing it away was somewhat painful, but hey, it just had to be done with where my life was heading. Overall though, the Pure Bride Idealism was a great toy, and Magic Eyes is pretty much always great.
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/torso/scaled-replicas/pure-bride-idealism
To say the least, it was pretty great. The only thing that could be improved in my opinion was having an anal cavity. I loved to fuck this thing and it was one of the best toys I experienced. Magic Eyes always seems to deliver. But, to cut a long story short, I had to throw it away.
You might be asking why? Well, let's get some bullet points down, because I know you are all busy people.
- Size/Storage is a problem. It is way too big to fix in most areas, and if you are worried about someone seeing it, this becomes an issue. I got the torso/doll storage bag from here and it made it a lot easier. But still, quite a BIG problem, literally.
- Cleaning was an issue. Unlike most onaholes which are just sleeves, or hips, this one was quite hard to fit under the sink. Ultimately, I had to use a shower whenever I wanted to clean it, making this a big thing to clean. It was also quite floppy even with the structure inside, making it hard to maneuver when cleaning.
- Drying was cumbersome, with it's size it was quite huge, and you can just face the onahole straight down, or use a dry stick, but even with those, I suppose there was limited airflow, meaning that the dry time was quite long.
- The torso not having a head or arms or legs was kind of weird, sort of an uncanny valley effect. You might be into it or not.
However, it was not all bad, there were a lot of good reasons why I liked it. It was more realistic, easier to be handsfree, a nice feeling when fucking it, more resistance and mass to hold up against fucking it, boobs and ass to grab onto, and the weight itself was nice to feel on top of you.
Overall, it wasn't for me, and if I was honest with myself, I would have realized that from the get go. Don't be like me, think about the pros and cons of this type of toy, and if you think it truly is for you, then go for it. Otherwise, maybe go for something smaller. These torsos are quite expensive as well, so throwing it away was somewhat painful, but hey, it just had to be done with where my life was heading. Overall though, the Pure Bride Idealism was a great toy, and Magic Eyes is pretty much always great.
Greenwood95 ( 580 )
@baddragon69 I've owned a high end torso and a couple full size dolls. What's written above covers a lot of the basics one needs to consider before going in on such a large/sizable purchase. For cleaning I've found giving them a light sponge bath while laid out in the tub or over towels works fine. Interior cleaning requires either the insert option for normal type onahole cleaning or a turkey baster. Cornstarch or baby powder is a must to keep the skin feeling narwal and smooth and less tacky. The size that makes these to lifelike and fun as a literal female partner replacement comes to bite you in the ass when it comes to storage. I usually kept mine in the boxes they were shipped in, sometimes with added memory foam to help with compression. But if you don't live alone then a trunk or large lockbox... like the type on the back of pick up trucks I've noticed works best. Also you can look into long luggage options, the type of stuff that holds golf clubs and use that for under the bed storage.
Things I found.... torso or doll, you're always dealing with a fair amount of dead weight. Not nearly as easy to move around and change position as the plush torso, air doll or a simple hip. Be honest with your own strength fitness about this. Also posing the doll in whichever position takes time and can take away from the spontaneity of a good time. If you're into CG/RCG position, that weight will really be an issue. Also with a torso be well aware of it's size vs your own and what locked position it's in. The Plush torso IMHO is in the perfect position, ready for mish, easy to flip for doggy, pretty goof for CG and decent enough for spooning.
The torso I had was the ORDoll Torso J Cup. Gorgeous looking, visually a treat to enjoy in standing Mish, Ok in Doggy (ass looked great but the cheeks were too firm due to the internal structure) and if I didn't mind the weight it would have been fine for CG. But it's pose was SO neutral and no arched spine to arch it's back fwd or backward that classic missionary was impossible. The angle wasn't right. Huge boner killer there. The Plush Torso in comparison probably sings best in classic Mish so it sucked to have a more realistic looking/feeling torso that couldn't deliver on that basic. So be well aware of the shape angle it's in, look at reviews, or videos, get an idea of softness and how flexible it is. All of these are important. Because of the firm butt and lack of good Missionary I eventually got rid of it. Real shame.
The uncanny valley of no limbs is also very real. It can feel like you're humping an amputee. So bear that in mind if your imagination can't ignore/fill in the rest too.
These can be VERY fun toys but you have to out weigh the pros and the cons so you don't waste a to of time and money.
Things I found.... torso or doll, you're always dealing with a fair amount of dead weight. Not nearly as easy to move around and change position as the plush torso, air doll or a simple hip. Be honest with your own strength fitness about this. Also posing the doll in whichever position takes time and can take away from the spontaneity of a good time. If you're into CG/RCG position, that weight will really be an issue. Also with a torso be well aware of it's size vs your own and what locked position it's in. The Plush torso IMHO is in the perfect position, ready for mish, easy to flip for doggy, pretty goof for CG and decent enough for spooning.
The torso I had was the ORDoll Torso J Cup. Gorgeous looking, visually a treat to enjoy in standing Mish, Ok in Doggy (ass looked great but the cheeks were too firm due to the internal structure) and if I didn't mind the weight it would have been fine for CG. But it's pose was SO neutral and no arched spine to arch it's back fwd or backward that classic missionary was impossible. The angle wasn't right. Huge boner killer there. The Plush Torso in comparison probably sings best in classic Mish so it sucked to have a more realistic looking/feeling torso that couldn't deliver on that basic. So be well aware of the shape angle it's in, look at reviews, or videos, get an idea of softness and how flexible it is. All of these are important. Because of the firm butt and lack of good Missionary I eventually got rid of it. Real shame.
The uncanny valley of no limbs is also very real. It can feel like you're humping an amputee. So bear that in mind if your imagination can't ignore/fill in the rest too.
These can be VERY fun toys but you have to out weigh the pros and the cons so you don't waste a to of time and money.
baddragon69 ( 258 )
@Greenwood95
Very good points. One way I learned to counter the uncanny valley part is to basically just watch some videos or have something to look at, or just cover up most of it with blankets or something.
Very good points. One way I learned to counter the uncanny valley part is to basically just watch some videos or have something to look at, or just cover up most of it with blankets or something.
Papi ( 206 )
going to be awhile before I get to torso type masturbators but your review definitely helps
baddragon69 ( 258 )
Torsos are not a bad option. If you can, I would suggest saving up and getting one of the ones with legs. Having just a torso, I felt like I wanted something more. Also, unless you really want the top half of the torso, I feel like having legs would do much more than having the upper half of a torso. Also would be easier to clean, because essentially it is just a torso with legs.
Thanks for reading, and if anyone has any questions just add them to this comment, or post them to this thread :)
Thanks for reading, and if anyone has any questions just add them to this comment, or post them to this thread :)