wanderingmidget

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Nickname: wanderingmidget
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  1. Onahole (and other sex toy) "lifehacks"

    I figured we could use a topic about experimenting with strange/unorthodox methods to make the experience better. I didn't come up with the two I will mention myself, but here goes.

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  1. Kaku-Meiki Mimizu 700
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    Unlike many products, the 700 doesn't stand for the number of grams the thing weighs (it weighs 500g), but the amount of folds inside the tunnel. Supposedly it's 700 of them consisting of bumps, ridges, waves and etc.

    The product is one-half purple and one-half clear. Contrary to many other clear products, the back half of this toy isn't hard. It's only slightly firmer than the purple part, and the purple front half is very soft so overall it is a soft product. It manages to hold itself together fairly well.

    The feeling of the hole is all about subtlety. No one part will stand out from another. Since everything is soft and subtle, it feels like something is gently slithering and sliding against you. The distribution of the weight is good and the tunnel length is also good. But keep in mind that this isn't a bully in any sense of the word.

    Some issues include that the outermost layer of the purple part is already starting to peel one week after owning it. It doesn't affect the way it is used because the peeling is more like "shedding skin". A small purple inner piece also came off after about a dozen uses so I'm sure the purple is gonna give eventually before the clear does.

    In regards to smells, it has a chemical smell, but it isn't intoxicating. The smell will probably linger on your hands after cleaning/drying so you'll need to wash your hands again after the deed.

    Overall, if you like gentle products and taking your time, it's a good purchase in spite of the price range. Don't get this if you need more than a "soft stroke" in terms of stimuation.

  2. Summoner's Atelier Onahole
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    So this is the third entry to the "Atelier" series that Toysheart have been going at. The Alchemist was pretty fun, but the Astrologer left much to be desired.

    The Summoner has an element gimmick going on with it, which I'm not to sure how that translates to an onahole but whatever. The most notable aspect is the neat outer design. I say it has the best exterior aesthetics out of the three by a large margin. It's pretty easy to hold on to due to the slight curvature.

    Summoner isn't very firm like Alchemist and Astrologer. It's pretty soft compared to the two. For the interior, the most notable aspect is large warts near the entrance and the back end. They feel very nice to pass through as the large warts are noticeable and the little markings on each wart end up feeling pretty simulating.. Summoner has a strong suction but not as strong as Alchemist.
    There are markings near the entrance that are supposed to represent water, fire, air, and earth. I guess the way you enter by seeing which one is displayed on top is supposed to give a different feeling, but to me it all fell the same no matter what angle I inserted.

    It has a small gap between the entrace and the actual tunnel but I never saw it to be an issue whether applying lube or cleaning or drying.

    I think I like this one the most out of the series. The element gimmick didn't work as intended but that's whatever. It's missing something just to skip a 5 star rating.

    Nice exterior aesthetics
    large stimulating warts
    good suction

    element gimmick didn't work as intended

  3. Yandere
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    I've had my eye on this one for quite a while, mostly because of the unique dark pink color.

    So I took the plunge and bought it. The tunnel sure is interesting and it has a lot going on with it. It has some flaps near the entrance, some interesting sucker-looking things in the middle, and the cervix in the back. You'll feel the little line flaps the most while the cervix you'll feel the least. The variety in the feeling is rather nice, but the cervix in the back is kinda awkward as it doesn't always give the best suction.

    The stats in the colored chart say it's "hard" (red area) and "relaxing" (yellow area). I wouldn't exactly call it "hard", but it does retain its shape and can be somewhat relaxing at times. I'm not sure if I'd call it yandere-ish, but a concept like that is somewhat hard to translate into a toy, unless you wanna just strap a knife to it or something.

    Cleaning and drying can be a little bothersome due to the shape of the chamber in the back. A dozen or so uses, I'm noticing some tears around the entrance so it probably won't last a super long time. Not the best you can do for the price range, but it is good if you're looking for something with a lot going on and some give to it.

    Nice variety in the tunnels

    Price range doesn't completely reflect quality
    Cervix can be a bit of trouble or unnecessary

  4. Your Compliant Tsundere Nador Onadoll
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    The name is kinda weird, and the exterior design is kinda simple, but the interior is what got me interested. It has this rose-pattern tunnel and it got me curious to how it felt.

    It feels like a bunch of waves passing on by. It's well constructed so the feeling is even all over instead of it focusing on one area and lacking in others. Like what other reviews said, it feels rather gentle at first and then picks up in intensity after a while. Not sure how that works, but it is how it goes.

    I like this one. It set out to do one thing and it accomplished that superbly. No gimmicks like uterus back chambers or winding tunnels or varying firmess. It's a straightforward onahole that feels good and is easy to use.

    The rose-pattern tunnels feel very nice
    even construction
    good price range

  5. Hajirai Shy Girl Kiriko
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    So this is the flat chested one, despite the boxart stating otherwise. It's cute. It had the cute pink color for her nipples and vagina. Like many others, the pink color will fade quick once you start washing it.

    The tunnel is pretty varied, with little ribbed walls at the beginning, fun little flaps/hills in the middle, and then crazy nonsense bumps at the end. The variety of the hole makes it fun to mess around with. The tight part near the middle is the most fun thing about it as you gotta push through and you really feel it. The entire hole in general is fairly tight, but medium firmness

    One problem is that the hole takes more lube than the average hole because of all the crevices the lube can get in and on, so it can get somewhat annoying if you both underlube and overlube it. Takes some practice to hit that sweet spot.

    But you know, overall, it's good. It's cute, it feels nice, and the price ain't too bad. It's pretty easy to clean, and seems fairly durable

    Nice variety in feeling
    The middle part feels especially good

    Takes more lube than average

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