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This thing is ridiculously tight. It can be difficult to work with sometimes because of how tight it is. I wouldn't say cleaning it is the worst thing ever, but it can be a bit of a pain. I ended up getting some douches to help clean.

This thing has a decent amount of heft to it. It might take some manhandling to get it where you want to go.

If you're willing to put up with the hassle, it's a good toy. The tightness squeezes you and wrings you out.

I'm not a massive fan of the theming, but it gives it some intrigue, I guess. It takes some work, like the theming might suggest, so there's that.

It's a cheap toy that feels like a cheap toy. I got this as part of a bundle and I kind of wish that I had gone with another option. This isn't all that great of a toy, and the feeling is bland at best.

It's also tiny. It's the smallest toy that I currently have (not that my collection is that large). That could be a good or a bad thing depending on your preference.

I haven't noticed any issues with the construction of the toy thus far. The exterior is basically just a cylinder with a slight impression of a hint of a vagina at the entrance of the hole. There is also a little imperfection, a nub at the very end of the hole in the furthest chamber pointing towards the entrance, but that doesn't interfere with anything as far as I can tell.

I would put this in a generic soft-ish rating as far as the hardness goes. It's not exactly the softest toy, but it's also far from my hardest toy.

I would say that this punches slightly above its weight class. It feels as good as slightly more expensive toys, especially if you get it with any sort of discount (like with the bundles).

I would put it closer to the soft side of toys, in my limited experience. It doesn't have a noticeable texture, but it does envelop and stimulate you.

This toy is good for the price point. It's not as good as other, more expensive, toys, but it doesn't really need to be. It does its job and it does it well enough. I can't say that I have any specific complaints with it, but it doesn't exactly "Wow" me in any way.

I can't say I'm a fan of this toy.

The overall construction is a bit flimsy. The ridges have started to tear near the entrance, and it seems like there's little to stop them from sheering off with use.

I'm not a fan of the texture. The "sandpaper" texture that people talk about is real and is rather abrasive. The first time I tried it I really didn't like it. I tried it a second time, used a lot more lube, and it was slightly better but the texture still wasn't all that good. You can vary the texture a bit by applying force at varying angles around your shaft, but it doesn't really help that much and also makes me worry more about the delicate internal ridges.

I will say that this helps you determine if you prefer hard or soft toys, and this helped me say, definitively, that they're not my cup of tea.