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  1. Black Friday Sale 2020 Reference

    I'm using this post to record the sales for people without access or to use a reference for future sales. There was one in the old forum but I think we lost that (prices seem a bit higher this year). Keep

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  1. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo

    Picked this one out due to reviews saying it was tight. I severely underestimated the reviews. The first use was uncomfortable, if you are not diamond hard she'll spit you back out. I considered this a complete wash a first but kept using it. Over time it'll loosen up and it'll feel amazing. Everybody has their sweet spot but I believe this toy eventually get to it. It plays to the new virgin wife that gets better at sex aesthetic on the box. Owned for a few months and haven't notice any major tearing, so quality great.

    Good quality, tight and snug, feels amazing (eventually)

    First use was uncomfortably tight and made it hard to clean

  2. Maga Kore Minami's Bakujiri Hole

    I bought this few months back and had a hard time rating this thing. First off the hip is larger than some of the other hips on sale. The outer design has well detailed creases and lips which goes a long way to make the toy realistic and appealing. The inner texture is soft, looser than high end sleeves, but on par with other hips. The softness is more realistic, but I was looking for something to knock my socks off. At first I was disappointed and only used the anal since was tighter, but now actually prefer the vaginal canal. Canals are long so I imagine this would be great for the well endowed brothers here. Overall I grew into it and think it's nice for long sessions.
    The real controversy is the shell, the skin feels very soft and nice then your fingers comes full stop earlier than expected. It makes the toy rigid, YOU have to find a comfortable height/position to use it, the hip WILL NOT work with you. This could be difficult due to the size and weight. Keep in mind doggy is the only position too. On the other hand, I feel like this thing is indestructible I don't see this thing deforming or tearing and it has already been a few months. The shell obviously keeps shape and doesn't completely decompress with weight like the other shell-less hips. Cleaning is easier too, I don't have a tub so I have to clean this in the shower. The shell is easier to hold onto when you have clean the end canals than the shell-less ones. I feel like all the issues could be solved if they just moved the shell 1/2 inch back.
    After some work I found a good position to use the hip and think it's great for longer sessions (probably for the best since cleaning takes a while). The sheer size is great for the cost and satisfies the physicality that's lacking in sleeves and smaller hips. I like to imagine an athletic girl or just find some compelling material and you'll forget the shell is even there.

    I like big butts

    The shell, but it's complicated read the review

  3. Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion 370ml

    Once upon a time, there was a little onahole named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

    At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of lotion. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the ZXY lotion from the first bowl.

    "This lotion is too thick!" she exclaimed.

    So, she tasted the Meiki Bliss from the second bowl.

    "This lotion is too wattery," she said

    So, she tasted the last bowl of Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion 370ml.

    "Ahhh, this lotion is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

    Thick so I don't have to wipe my butt from leakage and doesn't get sticky when it dries. Bottle is huge and clear, you can see how much is left.

    Large nozzle

  4. Meiki Creation Yuria Satomi

    I'm a fan of the meiki line and have owned the ZXY, YJY, Sarah, and Maria. I will say that this is the most durable product I've used from them. The others are good quality but I've had issues with inner wall tearing and layer separation after a few months of use. This is a newer product so perhaps manufacturing and design has improved over the years. Just remember to powder since the outside will get sticky like all the others.

    The tunnel is straight, but the toy really hugs. Definitely more of a gentle sensation that coaxes you to climax. Yuria is a step above the YJY if you're looking for a toy for longer sessions but not as stimulating as the ZXY due to the tunnel design (ZXY hump too strong). Yuria feels slimmer/firmer and easier to handle while ZXY is more jelly-like. Sort of like getting with someone athletic vs someone pudgy.

    Overall this toy is fantastic! I'm the kind of guy that appreciates quality and durability and this one improves upon previous meiki toys. The sample lube is top tier as well I wish they had larger bottles sold separately.

    Blows the other Meiki out of the water from durability standpoint.
    Great for longer sessions

    Not for people looking for intense stimulation

  5. Real Body 3D Glamorous You Youjiang

    Pricey toy but well worth the price. The 3D skeleton structure is a real treat, there's an indentation for the rib cage that really goes the extra mile. Size says 1:1 but applies to petite women. Tits are not as soft as the real thing but still great to play with. Entrances are small which made me worried about tears, I've pound the daylights out of it and haven't noticed a thing. Tunnels are fairly smooth but better for longer sessions and easier drying. Density of the material makes the tunnels very tight.

    Cleaning these full sized toys can be a pain, it's hefty and requires a bath or shower to clean. I also recommend a dry stick to help drying since the toy is very tight. Toy is obviously large so consider how to store/conceal before purchasing.

    Closest toy I've bought that feels like the real thing. I bought this one due to the larger size, can assume the quality extends to other products in the Real Body 3D line. I wouldn't mind trying the rest if my wallet could allow it >.<

    Quality build, 3d skeleton, a bunch of other stuff I mentioned.

    Difficult to clean (inherent to large size)

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