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This is my first onahip, and I'll start this review by recounting the journey I had before I got to try this hip, which includes one of its biggest downsides.

I initially ordered and received this hip with no hassle. Everything was packaged nice and clean, and the box was immaculate (big ups TD), which was a big deal for me because the box art was what drew me to this ona. I was in full ">paying for pngs" mode, with gacha 10 pulls at least being replaced with a good onahip I could stick my peanus weanus into. If I was completely shameless, I'd display the box in my room because I like it that much. I'm a swimsuit guy! But for now it will stay hidden away and I will instead sing its praise in this review. However, upon opening the box, I noticed that the through hole on top was skewed quite hard to the left. This wasn't good; that meant that both holes in the hip were at a fairly harsh angle. Now I'm not one to enjoy cranking my dink at a 70 degree angle, so after confirming the slant with a finger and a flashlight pointed at the back, I opened an RMA request and after a month of correspondence and proof of destruction (still hurts) a replacement was sent from the manufacturer.

Now, at this point some of you may be thinking: "Hey moron, there's multiple reviews from the last two years that say the holes are gonna be skewed." Well, two things: I was hoping that the issue would have been resolved in the past year, (I guess I shouldn't have such high expectations from now on) and there's videos out there where the holes go straight through, so I was banking on the manufacturer (CHINA) making sure the replacement had holes that also went straight through. Again, I was huffing copium pretty heavily.

To make things worse, the day I'm supposed to receive the replacement, the UPS driver delivers it to the wrong address. This sucks for two reasons; one, if it's gone forever I just wasted a month and 130 bucks, and two, if whoever got it opens it, I might get a visit from the feds. Luckily, after opening a claim with UPS and stressing for a couple hours it turned out that it had been delivered to someone in the neighboring complex, who promptly delivered it to me. God bless you, man. I sure hope you never read this.

So I once again open the pristine box (big ups TD), and what do I find but a through hole offset in the same direction, though it is offset slightly less. Okay, that sucks, but there's something else weird: this one feels much less tight than the first one. When I stuck my finger up the first one to test the angle, the walls of the vaginal hole were nearly touching each other, much like what you might expect from a regular ona, and I was met with some resistance. The replacement had walls that seemed like they were stented apart; when I stuck my finger in, it was like throwing my finger down a friggin hallway. If the replacement had ended up having a through hole with the same angle as the first one I'd be suicidal right now, but the improved angle makes it better... is what I've been telling myself. Now, my sample size is only two, but just from what I've experienced I'm going to tentatively assume that the quality of each hip varies to a fairly extreme amount. So make sure you're fine with getting a hip that may not be exactly what you expect.

So, onto the actual review. At first glance, it seems not good. First off, there aren't any extras that come with this hip. You get the standard lube sample packet, and that's it. A little disappointing, but hey, whatever. The hip also smells quite strongly and is covered in "grease" and powder; it doesn't look clear at all. Luckily, these both come off with a proper wash, and the hip looks and feels great afterwards. An cool thing I found is that when water is sitting on top of the hip, the water is like an honest-to-god window into the hip, but once the water flows off, the surface gets slightly cloudy again. If anyone knows what this effect is let me know.

The exterior of the hip is modeled quite nicely, with a top-notch navel, a firm yet bouncy pair of buttocks, a very nice multi-layer labia, and a slightly wrinkled anus. The actual texture of the holes was fairly unimpressive, though this may have been due to the aforementioned looseness. The anus is tighter while the vagina lends itself better to a hands-free experience. I'm a big believer in hands-free usage, and the biggest upside of this hip compared to regular onaholes for me is being able to hear and feel the slapping sound from the TPE. That coupled with the sheer mass of this hip really gets my monkey brain going, and even though the textures aren't blowing me away it's the rest of the experience that really makes this hip worth it.

As far as the "Suke suke" part, a huge benefit of the clear material is if you're into the X-ray effect you get from it; me personally, I'm a huge fan of X-rays in hentai and I was surprised how much I liked what I saw when I penetrated this hip. When you bust you can see your coom spread throughout the hole, and if you're not careful, it'll leak out the through hole so make sure you either cover the hole or put some extra towels down. If any of you know if there's a clear hip with a uterus please let me know!!!

Cleaning this hip is a breeze thanks to the through hole. Seriously, this is a main draw and If you are an ona connoisseur I'm sure you already know it. Just bring it into the shower with you and hold the holes under the faucet a couple times, and that's it! Drying is a little less easy, but having access to both sides of the holes is very convenient, and after running my sponge stick through both sides of each hole a couple times a simple air-dry is all I needed.

This ended up kind of long, sorry. I thought my RMA story was worth including. All in all, I think this is a pretty good hip for a fairly low price as far as hip prices go. For all its drawbacks, I believe the upsides are still reason enough to get it, especially if you're into the kinda stuff a clear hip can bring you. Also, seriously, if any of you know of any uterus-having clear hips please tell me. I'm not kidding.
Thank you for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed and that it helped you out.

As a red-blooded swimsuit enjoyer, I'll admit I bought this because the idea of doing swimsuit_aside in real life was too good to pass up. Unfortunately, this is an onahole, not a full-sized doll or a real girl (not that I would know how either feels), so the "full effect" wasn't quite there... but that's okay! I don't expect miracles from onaholes, especially not at this one's price point.

I'll start from the outside. The box art is very cute, and I could see the mental image easily bolstering one's fapping experience. Once opened, you'll find the onahole in a resealable NPG plastic bag as well as the titular swimsuit and an included (80 mL!) lube bottle in their own section. For the record, I did not use the lube provided, I used Onatsuyu. The swimsuit is of rather low quality, but it's more for the aesthetic.

As for the immediate appearance of the onahole, it had some wrinkles from the bag (which I'm sure will go away quickly), and a pockmark-riddled seam job at the top, as one prior reviewer mentioned. But that's really the only knock I have against this ona, and it's got no effect on the interior. The ona is true to the pictures, with the visible ribs being a great detail; I think a firmer outside would lend itself better to feeling the ribs and breasts through the swimsuit but that's my preference.

The interior was great for me. There's no crazy ridges or swirls that'll buckle your knees, but rather an enveloping tightness that provides a satisfying and consistent fap. I'm on the high side of 5 inches (I think) and I never felt like I was hitting a dead end; when I coomed I drove it to the hilt and it was just fine. But make sure you read the dimensions on onaholes before you buy! I don't know why someone would rate an ona poorly for being shallow when there's a section dedicated to the dimensions... anyway, the shallowness and simplicity of the tunnel also make cleaning a breeze, which in my opinion is one of the greatest upsides of this ona. I think it must've taken me all of a minute to flush everything out under the bathtub faucet.

All in all, I'd rate this cute swimsuit sister 5/5 stars because 1: I can't give 4.5 stars and 2: I don't think she deserved her earliest 2/5 star rating, so I'll do my part to bump her average up. Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed.