Gumpster

As a soft toy lover I read one of the reviews and thought "oh boy, this sounds right up my alley!" and I got it thinking I was getting an ultra soft. However that wasn't the case as this toy is easily in the "medium" category. It's a good toy, though. I find it too stimulating to do long sessions with, but as an intense starter I really enjoy it. I would describe the sensation of it as "scrubbing"

It is, as the other reviewer said, very hard, but I enjoy the occasional very hard toy. It mimmicks an adult woman's upper body pretty well, and the lower portion is pleasing to look at but looks very unrealistic. The materials used are extremely hard and sturdy so it will last you quite a while. As it is with these mini torsos, the figure can be a bit distorted while in use but I never found it off-putting. Feels great in the hand as well.

This is super soft but with an intense internal design, giving a great balance of sweet and crazy. It can be a bit unweildy but if you figure out how to hold it you can use it well. It's easy to turn inside out so cleaning is a breeze. The only bad thing about this one is the smell of the oils out of the box. When I first opened it I had to air out my room for a couple hours before the smell went away, so I would recommend opening this near a sink and immediately rinsing it off.

It's small for the price and a bit too tight and hard for my taste, but it's made of sturdy materials that are sure to hold out for a long time given proper care. The packaging is fine, it smells nice right out the box, and looks cute. But the main upside for me, or anyone else living with roommates, is the fact that this thing is completely silent while in use. If you've squeezed the air out you can absolutely go to town on this and no one will hear a thing. That alone is worth it, in my opinion.

In a toy, I like for realism and/or interesting sensations, and this provides neither. The build is hefty and sturdy, which is about the only good thing I can say about this one. As for the tunnel, it feels like a way softer, way less intense version of Heavens Fall Nine. It's that TV static feel that can be incredible if done right, but I couldn't get any enjoyment out of this. It satistfies no niche, and I ended up throwing this one away.