Gumpster

First off, this thing is built impeccably well. It's made of a single piece of super sturdy tpe with no flaws that I can see. With proper care I'm sure I'll get at least a years worth of use out of this.
As for the feeling, it's firm but not hard, probably a 7/10 on the hardness scale. The tunnel is very busy so if you go too fast you may get that TV static feel, but with the proper speed it produces a ripple sensation while giving you a nice meaty texture.
It looks nice, with no dents or bubbles or anything like that, and the entrance is well detailed. Visually it's not on par with something like a NPG toy, but it looks enticing enough.

This thing is built decently well, but that's about the only good I have to say about it. It's got a gimmick of a hard strip of material running the length of the tunnel whereas the rest tunnel is very soft. That's interesting, I guess, but it doesn't feels good no matter which way you turn it. This could be a good gimmick if it were executed better. The flat face and super soft exterior makes it unweildy and it lacks any sort of visual appeal

After my first use I rinsed it out and drained it then went to dry it with my drying stick. My method is to insert the stick then gently roll the toy back and forth for about 2 minutes, which is what I did. After I got done I tried to run my fingers along the stick to dislodge it safely from the toy, like I always do, but unfortunately the toy had fused to the stick a bit already and tore a little bit of the material out. That sucks, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you could air dry this thing, but you can't. The entrance hole is smaller than a #2 pencil and I doubt you could get good airflow though it.

That said, I still love this toy. The material is nice and firm while still being soft enough to use comfortably for a long time and it's got a tunnel that's very busy and meaty. The weight is good and so is the circumference so it's easy to hold. It's also nearly silent when the air is squeezed out. If weren't for the durability concerns this would be 10/10.

This is worse than a disposable. Flimsy, insanely small, and too soft to even enjoy holding it. You can get way better at this price.

One of the best in my collection. The ribbed pillars in the first section feel great to glide through while the meatier back section provides good stimulation.
Looks good, feels good, and is sturdy.
At this price you won't find a better toy.