GeneralBlastoize

First off, despite being one of their highest-quality offerings, the specific model I received had more imperfections to it than any other onahole I've received so far from this store. Were it a little cheaper, I would have excused these, and it's definitely a large enough toy that I didn't expect absolute perfection for 55 bucks, but the quality level, paired with the extreme difficulty in cleaning when compared to other toys, leads me to find this to be just below a top-tier experience. The hard bend in the tunnel obviously can't allow for a regular dry stick to do any good, but even the expensive PVA sticks struggle to get all of the moisture out of the end cavity. The overall experience is certainly enjoyable, but I have experienced other toys that reached or surpassed the pleasure levels offered here, all the while being so much more easily cleaned and dried out (and I am extremely fastidious about cleaning these things, since I don't like seeing my money go to waste or interacting with unhygienic toys). Overall, I expect this to be used just as often as my other high-end toys, but at the same time, I expect it to become unusable quicker than the aforementioned toys, whether due to physical breakdown or moisture/hygiene reasons. I would definitely recommend this toy only to people who don't mind the involved cleaning and drying process and who have the disposable income for it. Otherwise, I'd recommend they look elsewhere, at least until they run out of other interesting options.

This is the longest-lasting clear gel-style lube I have found that also dries the cleanest, rather than remaining an incredibly sticky mess until a full lather-and-rinse. It offers an incredibly realistic consistency, and while the smell isn't appealing, it certainly isn't off-putting or very strong, either. It is definitely sticky enough that you'll want a hand towel or paper towel handy to keep your mitts from spreading this stuff all over, but that's par for the course with gel lubes. The real downside of this product is that the bottle's nozzle is extremely wide, to the point that it almost always leads to overapplication (and the need to buy a new bottle sooner, which I imagine is the real reason for its design). The bottle is also large enough in general that I didn't want to sling it around on the regular for risk of spillage, so my solution to both of these issues was to get a super-cheap small plastic bottle with a pointer nozzle for easier application as needed. Lube syringes are also vital for some toys, but the stock nozzle on the bottle is so bad that it's not even good for squirting into lube syringes. A second bottle cost me like a dollar, so I feel like it was well worth it, and I definitely intend to keep this stocked up at home.

As other reviews point out, this lube actually resembles cum more than milk in consistency, and the taste is much more like rice than anything else, but the appearance is alluring and the tactile experience it provides is definitely worthy of five stars. Like other non-clear lubes, it can leave a bit of residue behind when it dries out, but it is harmless and cleans off as easily as one would hope. The lube itself, when paired with the fact that the bottle is VERY big, makes this a great value. Despite the fact that the bottle's nozzle is not very good for applying small amounts (I recommend rebottling some of this in a more convenient bottle), I would certainly buy it again.

While I do think this is a five-star lube, I must say I prefer the Onatsuyu in action over The Master, as in my experience, this lube dries out noticeably quicker than Onatsuyu does. However, not only is the experience provided basically equitable to me, but this bottle has a much more useful applicator tip than Onatsuyu's, and it's also noticeably less expensive. Time will tell if I come around to ordering this again, but in the meantime, I certainly don't regret my purchase.

I think this lube provides a very realistic tactile saliva experience, and while the smell may not be like saliva, at least it's not plasticky like most other lubes, and it's also not so strong as to be off-putting. It lasts for a significant period of time, and can easily be refreshed with a bit of water or saliva, so the bottle size is adequate for the price. The one downside is that the bottle has a really flat spout - more of a hole with a lip, really - that makes it much harder to apply than even the wide-funnel type of cap like the Onatsuyu's. Using a lube syringe is crucial for peak application, and getting this lube out of the bottle and into one of those without spillage or dirtying up a funnel is near impossible. I do appreciate the ability to remove the branding from the bottle, but even still, the shape of the nozzle is so poor that I have to knock a star off my rating. If you buy this planning to put it in a different bottle (at least for application), you will be pleased with your purchase. If not, expect to waste a decent percentage of it.