GeneralBlastoize

The moment I saw the picture on the box, I knew this thing was supposed to be turned inside out prior to use, but it seems like a number of reviews didn't come to the same conclusion I did. I can't fathom why that isn't made clearer in the product listing! The weird "interior" is really an exterior designed to change where your grip pressure is applied. This toy is not a weirdly-lined, extra-slick onahole with breasts on the outside - it's a combo paizuri-onahole toy that you turn inside out before going to town on it, and the experience it provides is genuinely next-level when it comes to breast play.

There are some additional caveats to consider beyond just turning it inside-out: for one thing, the lube that comes in the box isn't bad, but it is probably the exact opposite lube compared to what they should've included. In my opinion, thinner lubes are MUCH more successful with this toy and also last longer. Once you find the right amount to apply (for me, it was quite a bit less than I usually use) AND make sure to handle it gently (at least initially - more on this later), it is so much closer to the paizuri experience than any of the other dozens of toys I've used, and at times I would say it was fully comparable to real sexual encounters in my past.

Once you decide to move beyond the gentlest of experiences to more vigorous activity, you will probably find it necessary to alter your stroking technique compared to how you use traditional onaholes - think of the jiggle physics of breast toys and pay attention to the inertia of the toy. Furthermore, if you reach the end of the tunnel, you'll find that the final row of bumps paired with the flat end creates a sort of ersatz pocket, similar to the faux uterus pockets found in many onahole designs. (I can imagine the inability to reach this section of the toy would detract from the experience.)

Perhaps the best feature of this toy is one that would otherwise go overlooked, which is the cost - while it's not a cheap onahole, it is still a little less than the cheapest pair of breast toys I've found online that weren't complete trash. That means if you ever find yourself getting really active with your toys, to the point of sometimes accidentally damaging them mid-session, the cost will be far lower than if you messed up a more traditional breast toy.

An undeniable downside to this toy is that the grippable exterior part is both slick and sticky, which makes bare-handed gripping unappealing. I remedy this with a microfiber cloth as a grip, but even during cleaning, I'm not a fan of how it feels. Also, turning the toy inside out caused some minor superficial damage to the "real" exterior of the toy, but none on the "real" interior, so I don't mind that at all - just something for buyers to mind. Also, be sure to give it a really good cleaning first - mine had more leftover plastic bits stuck to it than usual.

Overall, I'd give this 4.5 stars if I could, but I rounded up to 5 since I got it on sale for 25 bucks (which made it an unbeatable deal), but I also bumped it up because I think this toy deserves a better rep than it currently has.

The pictures don't really do it justice, but this thing is HUGE. I got two of these for a pair of toys and it turns out I could've just bought one and stored both inside. These bags have the same feel to them as the thin fabric bags used for suits and dresses, so it's very breathable but not prone to staining anything TPE (you will probably still want protective layers around your individual toys though). For the price, the bag appears well crafted, although I would've preferred slightly thicker/more durable draw cords.

I got this to replace a much larger torso because I was sick of the time spent on cleaning and maintenance for its size, and this provides the experience I was looking for plus more. The overall look and feel of the toy is very appealing, and its weight helps give it a decent heft while the firmness of the plastic prevents it from flopping around to the point of risking tears. I also noticed no visible imperfections, which is appreciated in a toy at this price point. The interior tunnels seem well-designed, although the vaginal tunnel has an interesting feature where the uterus pocket is not a straight-forward entrance, but rather positioned so you have to angle more downward, which makes cleaning much trickier and time-consuming. However, the anal tunnel is much more straightforward in both use and cleaning.

In action getting use out of the vaginal tunnel's uterus feature is vital to getting as much pleasure as possible out of the tunnel, so it's important to try this toy facing in multiple directions to find the best approach for you. However, you may end up like myself and find it to be irrelevant, because despite the anal tunnel being a simpler design, it's much more pleasurable, especially in cowgirl and sitting positions. The entrance is extremely snug, but the passage itself is not tight, allowing for vigorous use while still maintaining plenty of grip and sensation. I'm not even an anal fan and usually only care about getting single-hole toys, but this is far and away the best anal toy I've experienced. If this thing holds up for as long as I expect it to, then I would say it's well worth the cost.

After pairing this with the IL PRIMO BACIO Cherry Blossom lotion, I can't imagine a need for any other oral toys beyond the sheer novelty, because this is all that you need. You can use the front half of the toy and get a perfect oral experience, or you can go beyond into the back half where more stimulation is to be found than in the more realistic oral toys. I am usually no fan of teeth action, but the teeth present here provide just a tiny extra bit of contact that changes the whole experience. The model I received had more peeling on the front of the face and around the lips than I would normally like to see, but for the price point, I think the quality of the build is perfectly fair, and all imperfections I noticed are within a tolerable range. This is quite a soft toy, so extra care will be necessary during cleaning and drying, but I don't think it's anything out of the ordinary for an oral toy. If you ever see this on sale, don't pass it up!

The consistency leads to a decent experience, and I actually prefer this one to the comparable Fake Mother's Milk Lotion in this regard, as it's a bit thicker and holds its form better. I also prefer the smell of this lube to FMM's, and the bottle's applicator is a lot more convenient due to being pointier - however, this is where its superiorities end. It dries out quicker than FMM despite being considerably more expensive per ounce. The branding on the bottle is ostensibly more appealing, and I can certainly see a Taimanin fan appreciating the product, but I don't think it's one I'll be restocking when I run out.