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- Aqua Deep DiverRating
100%
Introduction:
Summer may be gone, but the Ride Japan water park is open year ‘round. The Aqua Deep Diver looks like a fun “slide” boasting a curvy, turbulent trip. I like G-Project’s Goku-Hida Virgin Octopus, so the suction cup theme definitely has my attention.
The signage gives clear warning of what’s to come; the tunnel images are pretty accurate and numerous detailing the route. We also have a delightfully informative panel (see the image below.) It offers suggestions before and after your trip if this is your first onahole outing. (I’m mostly sure that’s water in the top right panel, but judging by the face… Hmm.)
The branding is a little confusing. A.D.D. invites me to the “zig zag world” on the front, but it’s the “zig zag lagoon” on the back. Maybe those are the zones waiting within. I’m not sure what the mandatory chesty cutie has to do with the A.D.D, but her cleaning routine has gone awry. At least Ride Japan slapped a dive mask on her along the top panel so that kind of makes sense.
The featured attraction comes into view. I see there’s a complimentary packet of “Virgin Lotion” for use (though I recall the lube is a bit runny.) It’s difficult to tell from the promo shots, but the mid-section has two textured hearts that wrap the exterior and join together. I also notice some pitting and the end-cap looks like a clumsily patched mess. The business end evokes images of a dog-bone chew toy. However, the tunnel’s entrance is nicely detailed and a serrated curtain obscures the view inside.
Application:
The slide starts right into a nubby bump. It looks like it’ll grind or push me into the rings above, but it doesn’t. It’s just there and gives a little friction. The tunnel has a slight dip that bangs me into the wall of suction cups. These grabby protrusions are nice, but short lived as the mid-section changes into several folds. They’re a soft touch before the most dramatic portion. There’s a steep hill lined with more cups into what I suppose is the “zig zag lagoon:” a chamber full of squiggly ridges. The “lagoon” is still water, for sure. The ripples along the edges are for show; there’s nothing going on here. For a more detailed look, see the image below.
While the attraction’s marketing makes the tunnel look intimidatingly bendy with the jagged arrows, it’s not so bad. Also of note, within the first few moments of each ride, I hit a roadblock at the second turn. I don’t know what’s going on here; perhaps air is trapped inside, but I feel as if I’m stopping short like bumping into a wall. However, re-orientating the tunnel a bit clears the blockage and it’s smooth sailing.
Afterward:
Even though the tunnel isn’t straight, a dry stick or cloth strip fits to the end. Easy cleaning is always a bonus.
The exterior doesn’t get sticky quickly. If you skip a powdering (or two), it doesn’t have that smooth feel, but it also doesn’t meld with your hand.
Conclusion:
Ride Japan would have me believe A.D.D is a screaming thrill ride. Is that the case? No. However, I enjoy my trips through the “zig zag world.” The outside looks a bit rough, but the inside provides a fun time. It’s not as intense as I’d thought it would be; it’s not boring, but it’s not over-the-top. The suckers and twists provide enough stimulation to keep things interesting.
I’d say the Aqua Deep Diver is more akin to the lazy river. That’s not bad, though. It’s good for longer sessions; just float slowly along and enjoy the splashdown!+Good variation inside; peaks and valleys give a satisfying squeeze
+Easy cleaning
+Doesn't leave that terrible toy smell behind-The exterior quality control is lacking
-Suckers look promising, but don’t give as much stimulation as I’d like - Taimanin Yukikaze Youen MiboujinRating
60%
Introduction:
Taimanin Yukikaze Youen Miboujin (referred to as “Mizuki” for the remainder of this review) is my second purchase in PxPxP’s Taimanin-themed toys. My first, Taimanin Sakura Seigi no Bishojo, is still a favorite!
The box is pretty standard branding for the Taimanin line; an excellent image of the featured kunoichi, a quick story blurb and a few tunnel shots. In the box, there’s a small packet of lube and Mizuki. As with the other Taimanin offerings, the exterior is a treat to see and really sets it apart from other toys. There's definitely some thought put into the design, and makes Mizuki feel like a premium product compared to the myriad of cylindrical toys out there.
The detailing of the outfit and armor is a good representation of the character; the armor covers the chest and tapers into two points below the toy. I appreciate the attention here; even the metallic points on the chest and the “buttons” on the hips are present.
I feel the one miss here is the breast size; they feel under-scaled compared to what we see on the box. This is a minor quibble, though. Mizuki is a bit top-heavy and floppy since the toy struggles to support its weight. If the chest was any larger, this would further exacerbate the problem.
For fun, compare Mizuki and Sakura; see the image below of Sakura (on the left) and Mizuki (on the right). Mizuki is slightly taller and heavier than Sakura. Sakura’s exterior is more detailed.
Application:
Getting into Mizuki takes a steady aim. The entrance is placed in such a way that it’s easy to slip forward and miss completely or err backward to a non-existent anal entrance. However, once inside the tunnel quickly collapses; this is a good start as I’m hit with an immediate crush (see the interior image below) [Interior A]. Just past, the tunnel spirals upward wrapping into a slightly wider set of ridges [Interior B]. The textures and tightness are quite nice.
For the second half, the grooved walls morph and are replaced by bumpy, suction-like protrusions angled downward for some added resistance [Interior C].
The cups gradually compact together to form the “wall spot” (at least that’s what the translation shows.) With a final push, the suckers yield and open into the “super vacuum spot” [Interior D]. The box notes to squeeze the air out of this crevice before use, and the suction is noticeable throughout. While the ending is rather smooth, the chamber has a large nub that licks and tickles with each entry.
All these elements provide a snug, nicely balanced session. Mizuki is not overly soft but not overly rough. She’s a little noisy with each push through the midsection, so keep that in mind if you’re trying to be discreet.
Afterward:
I notice that the tunnel seems to conclude closer to the upper back (maybe in the “Interior C” section) since it seems to stretch a little thin. This may be an issue in the future, but I haven’t noticed any differences in durability after several uses.
Cleaning is a bear. That suffocatingly sweet entrance scoffs at my drying stick; I need to work a micro fiber strip through the tunnel to remove moisture.
She’s a bit larger than other toys so more powder to keep her silky smooth is in order.
Conclusion:
Taimanin Yukikaze Youen Miboujin is an excellent addition to your burgeoning Taimanin collection. The tunnel’s design hugs close and has enough texture to keep things interesting. The exterior is nice to look at and adds to the experience with its “super plump body.” Purely superficial, but I wish the chest was a bit larger to match the character; maybe making the toy a little less tall would have balanced out the weight. Overall, I’d definitely recommend Mizuki; I’m Taimanin two for two!
Update: 12/29/2023
I'm updating my review based on a similar experience with Taimanin Kirara Reality. In the original review’s “Afterward” section, I noted the tunnel seemed close to the surface and this may cause problems after repeated use.
Not long after the review, my fingers felt wet at the thin spot on the toy’s upper back during use. I figured lube accidentally dribbled from the bottle beforehand, so I wiped off my hand and the toy with a cloth. A moment later, my hand was wet again.
It wasn’t obvious, but the moisture inside (Onatsuyu Lotion and a few drops of water) seeped to the exterior. There wasn’t a hole, but the stretched area is too thin to keep what should be inside inside. This A) creates a mess over time, B) means more lube/water must be added to replace the loss, and C) is only a matter of time before the section tears.
That said, I’m amending my rating to reflect this. I no longer have the toy, but it's not as good as Taimanin Sakura Seigi no Bishojo (Sakura doesn't have this problem,) but it’s better than Taimanin Kirara Reality (which has this same issue as well as another.)+Great detailed exterior adds to the experience
+The tunnel delivers throughout
+Good suction-Cleaning and drying are a chore
- ERENA-EXTRARating
100%
Introduction:
Budweiser Select. Michelob Ultra. Coors Light. Erena Extra. All of these promise a surprisingly smooth body with a satisfyingly crisp finish. Yet only Erena Extra claims to be a Vtuber succubus with an insatiable carnal appetite (and, thankfully, isn’t made of aluminum nor glass.)
On the front of the box, we have a lovely shot of our succubus goddess. And, from what I can piece together on the side, Erena came to the “lower world” to “bother” her servants. There are various vital stats and personality traits to boot. The back shows the tunnel, which appears slim and sliced with grooves to catch and rub.
Also of note, what’s with Erena’s upper hip on the front of the box? It looks like she has some kind of action figure-y segmented leg. Finally, there’s a QR code with “Youtube'' printed next to it along the side; this makes sense since Erena is a Vtuber. Does the link show a video highlighting the toy’s design process? Maybe some animated back-story into Erena’s lewd past? Nope, no luck. Instead, I’m treated to a message the Youtube account is banned due to repeated explicit sexual content violations. Shame.
Inside, we have the toy wrapped in a plastic bag, a decently sized packet of lube (the catgirl is a nice touch) and a special bonus: there’s a bare-chested Erena mini-poster. Nice! (See the images below. Note the forty cents in paperweights are NOT included!)
Removing the toy, Erena feels like she was in a bucket of fried chicken. Aside from the slippery exterior, the oily finish has a distinct burnt-plastic smell. This’ll stick to whatever Erena touches, so make sure to handle her with a cloth. She has a basic tube design, but the lips surrounding the base’s entrance are welcome.
Application:
Entering Erena is easy enough. The opening isn’t too tight and the lips part and wrap nicely. I have a preconceived notion that toys designed around a succubus fantasy are going to be quick, intense, vacuum-gripping sprints. That’s not Erena’s style, though - she’s surprisingly gentle.
The box shows the tunnel littered with all kinds of haphazardly placed cuts and various zones of ribs, suckers and bumps. None of these parts really shine. I feel mostly the curved bit in the middle as it offers the slightest bit of resistance. With other toys that could fit this same kind of tunnel description, this is where I would say. “All this looks good, but I don’t feel anything/the tunnel is bland/there’s nothing interesting.”
BUT, for some strange reason, these textures somehow work together. It’s got a light touch that’s offset by the snug and varied interior. It’s just interesting enough; this porridge isn’t too hot, it's not too cold, it’s just right.
Afterward:
Erena’s tunnel is straight and the toy compacts effortlessly. Clean-up is easy since I can get a cloth and dry stick to the end.
The toy doesn’t get as tacky a feel as some others. It still needs powdering, but it doesn’t seem to turn into a dust/hair magnet.
I’ve washed Erena’s exterior several times with a mild soap; she still smells.
Conclusion:
Erena Extra is a fine choice if you want an easy-going session. There isn’t anything that’s too stimulating and the suction is virtually non-existent. While many overly soft toys end up feeling like nothing, Erena surprises with a wrapped-in-a-comfy-blanket-on-a-winter-morning-kinda feel. Cheers!+Soft tunnel with a varied texture
+Pretty easy clean-up
+Bonus poster!-Makes your hands smell like a tire fire
- A Taciturn Girl BigRating
80%
Preface (TLDR):
A Taciturn Girl Big offers a longer and differently configured tunnel than its predecessor, A Taciturn Girl. The toy is solid, easy to clean and offers good suction for long sessions. However, the tunnel’s "stand out" features are uninteresting.
Introduction:
I really like G Project’s Mori-Man, I mean I REALLY like it. And why is that; what does Mori-Man have? A pillowy entrance, straight ribbed tunnel that clamps down with various soft textures and a uterus-chamber finisher that is surprisingly pleasant. I wonder what other toys are similar?
“Well, self, A Taciturn Girl Big looks kind of like it. It doesn’t have the same entrance, but those two nubby balls look pretty interesting. And the end looks like a definite plus. Look at that image on the box! Let’s try it!”
Outside, the box gives a few shots of the toy. We see a preview of what’s to come with some close-ups promising two distinct zones to work through. One being a pair of bumpy protrusions and the other being the ending chamber. The box is mostly dedicated to the “taciturn girl”. (“Fun” fact - the dots in her speech bubble are an ellipsis and are indicative of an omission in speech.)
Opening the box, there’s a small instructional panel on the interior flap that suggests squeezing the air out of the TGB before use. Inside is a decently sized lube packet - I could see getting more than two uses out of it - and the toy.
While some toys’ exteriors are exciting, shocking or puzzling, TGB falls squarely in the boring category. (That’s not necessarily a bad thing; it’s what’s on the inside that counts!) However, the toy’s ho-hum utilitarian design feels solid and is easy to grip, for sure. Additionally, there’s no oily or powdery coating. A little-less-than-penny-sized entrance, the largest I’ve seen so far, is on the bottom. I can clearly see the angry looking spiked nubs awaiting in the tunnel.
Application:
Getting into TGB is remarkably easy, and the entrance is smooth and thickly padded. There’s not anything noteworthy here, so moving on, I’m hoping the two spiky balls provide some pushback. While these look like they’ll cause some friction and really tie me up, that doesn’t happen. The nubs recede meekly into the tunnel walls whilst I steamroll past. They don’t give any bite; I can feel a mild sensation during use, but it’s not anything special. The nubs are just there.
This sets the tone for the rest of the tunnel - the middle doesn’t do anything else for me. I don’t feel any of the other ribs and bumps. The ending chamber has to be where everything comes together, right? There’s a little more resistance than the spikes, but I find it too easy to push into the final “choke.” The interior of the chamber, while supposedly studded with bumps, is lackluster.
As the lube thins, TGB starts to grip and strokes take a little more work. The suction is there, and this adds some more variety since the tunnel is forced against me. The little bit of air left inside pops in and out of the tunnel's end as I move; that’s fun. But again, everything inside is a mellow sensation. The silver lining is that I find it easy to go for longer sessions.
Afterthoughts and other Musings:
Cleaning is remarkably easy. Since the tunnel is straight, wide open and the toy is soft, getting a finger inside (and squishing the toy down to reach the end) is a breeze. Drying is quick.
TGB has a solid build. I’ve noticed a few flakes of the interior at the entrance, but it seems durable and can hold up to rougher play.
Conclusion:
A Taciturn Girl Big appears to have a couple of gimmicks - grindy nub protrusions to rub against and a uterus-like finisher. Those features are there and look great on the box; however, there’s just no punch.
It’s not my favorite, but I’d say this would be a good starter toy based on the clean-up and ease of entry. If you’re sensitive, maybe the tunnel will be more to your liking. That, or perhaps if you’re girthier, the tunnel will crush down more-so and offer better feedback. I’ll keep using it every now and then to see if things get any better, but I’m more inclined to use Mori-Man instead.+Large opening makes entry, re-lubing and cleaning no problem
+The toy feels nice in the hand; feels like it will hold up over time
+Suction is good-Tunnel and exterior are bland
-Little resistance where I expect inside
-Feels as if I finish through attrition - Taimanin Sakura Seigi no BishojoRating
100%
Preface (TLDR):
Taimanin Sakura Seigi no Bishojo is FANTASTIC! The toy’s figure is on another level and the surprisingly solid tunnel design doesn’t disappoint. A must-buy in my book; consider picking this up when it’s in stock!
Introduction:
I’m not familiar with the Taimanin series (though I am more so after writing this). The lore of this group of “anti-demon ninjas”, their stories and various mediums didn’t make any impact on my choice to buy this toy. However, the design is intriguing, so I had to give Sakura a try.
On the outside, the box doesn’t add a bunch of fluff or hyperbole; no character bios and extreme interior close-ups (well, except one small picture.) Instead, it’s mostly highlighting the actual product (and two images of our heroine.) Inside is the typical sample packet of lube and the toy. And what a toy it is!
The pictures on the box don’t really do Sakura justice; as other reviewers note, she looks phenomenal! The design is leaps ahead of the other pink cylinders I’ve used. Other than the obvious pert and perky breasts, I admire PxPxP’s attention to detail in the outfit.
The sleek armored outfit hugs the body while the obliques are wrapped in a finely criss-crossed mesh pattern. The suit tapers into Sakura’s ample hips and a skirt, decorated with pleats and folds, completes the outfit. Underneath is a nicely padded bottom with the toy’s entrance.
I can’t wait to see if the interior is as exciting as the exterior!
Application:
Insertion isn’t difficult; the opening is small, but negotiated easily. Already the beginning is satisfyingly tight. It’s around the halfway point I find the best part of this journey. I don’t know what the box is touting in its one close-up pic; it looks like a choke point of some sort. I have to apply a little more pressure to squeeze through whatever it is (plus the slight bend before) and - WOW - that hits just right!
As good as that feels and as much as I want to live there, there’s more ahead. The end of the tunnel has a nub that forces me to the front or back. The combination of that nubbed closer and fantastic twist below envelops me in a blissful wrap. Long and short strokes feel amazing.
The toy is on the heavier side than others I’ve used. While this seems unnecessary in some, Sakura’s curvy body makes it easy to see where the weight is distributed, and the base gives a meaty slap. The natural grip location around the midsection is thicker than usual, though. If you have smaller hands, Sakura may be a bit unwieldy.
Afterthoughts and other Musings:
Cleaning takes some time. The interior is tight and the bend makes drying a bit longer.
The breasts are a good spot to rest my thumb(s) under (or index finger(s) if Sakura is turned).
I see some minor interior tearing after several uses. The entrance still seems to be intact, but there could be some integrity issues over time.
I have to be mindful using Sakura. Some toys are good for a slow build and going on “auto-pilot” as it were. While that’s certainly possible, Sakura sneaks an unexpected jolt every now and then, which can push me a little too far to turn back.
Conclusion:
This is one of my favorites. PxPxP nailed their latest Taimanin offering and Sakura doesn’t fail to deliver. Here’s a good(?) way to summarize my experiences with this toy:
Have you ever rubbed a dog’s stomach and its leg started to twitch? Using this toy is similar - when that mid-section hits just right, my right leg shakes ever so slightly as the primal lizard-part of my brain attempts to offload excess stimulation.
So, yeah, Taimanin Sakura Seigi no Bishojo is pretty nice.+Wonderful, aesthetically pleasing design
+Solid feel; weight is appropriate
+Tunnel is easy to enter, tight and delivers a steady stream of pleasure
+Good for quick-to-middlin’ sessions-Maybe not so great for edging
-A little spendy
-Will make you want to buy other Taimanin themed toys
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