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DatHomeboiWhoDatIs

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Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion 370ml

0
I Hate How Good It Is

Rating
100%

This is by far my favorite lube now. Was a proud enjoyed of thin lubes until I got curious of why people hyped this lube up. Had some money, thought I'd splurg on the lube and then could stop spooging with it 10/10 just bought again.

Smooth
Slippery
Can rehydrate really well

Occasionally drys out
Just apply a wee bit if water
Mad Border

-2
First Trashed Ona

Rating
40%

This onahole is 50% good. The back half was so good that it reminded me of my old penis ruiner. its so mediocre that i had absolute no urgence to clean or dry this thing and it molded. Insta-trash, no attempt made to save it. Instead i went back to my Virgin Loop Trinity, or rather ANY other Virgin Loop.

The Back half is pretty good

Have to get through the pudding-esque front half
Puni Virgin 1000 Fuwatoro

0
Soft

Rating
100%

Probably the most intense toy at this level of softness. I FUCKING LIVE THIS ONAHOLE!! Plain and simple. i gonna 1000% rebuy this one before it wears out.

Stupid soft
Little pieces that stick out
Intense slow burn

weird smell on hands
no powder=dust catcher
Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu

1
Join the wagon boys

Rating
100%

When i got this toy, i was originally gonna slander the shit outta this onahole after my first use. i was gonna say things like, "overrated trash" and "too expensive for no interior feeling". Turns out, this toy only need 1 round to break-in cause holy shit is this thing sooo fucking good. Like impossibly good. so good in fact it made me want to buy a second one before the one i own if used up. If you're contemplating picking this ona up. Just fucking do it.

softness comparable to the AIKA outer layer
inside a bit harder
stupidly comfortable to inside of

Too good
sometimes misaligned
Japanese Real Hole Plus Blowjob Rara Anzai

0
Pretty ok

Rating
80%

At first ill be honest, i kinda hated this thing. It felt plain and boring as i expected a unique blowjob experience. however round 2 came around and it was pretty great. using it from cooch to teeth was unbelievably exhilarating. wouldnt buy another but will take care of this on