Applw00d

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Nickname: Applw00d
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Member Since: 11/07/2021
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Achievements:   Earned 25+ UpvotesEarned 25+ Upvotes Written 10+ ReviewsWritten 10+ Reviews Left 25+ CommentsLeft 25+ Comments
# of Reviews: 24
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  1. What is Even the Point of Condoms?

    Good Day everyone,
    Virgin here, never even worn a condom before, so out of curiosity added some Crown Okamotos to an order.

    The description says it is 'like wearing nothing at all',

  2. Black Friday -- Sale Not Activating?

    Good Day,
    I am logged in under a gold account right now, yet I am only seeing a few dozen items as discounted.
    Tried relogging after a hard restart and a new browser, same thing.
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  1. Gokujo Sujiman Kupa Roa
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    A light stimulation toy great for edging.

    Weight allows for hands-free or comfortable stroking use.

    Either end is great for your head, and the small rings provide for welcome rest stops between them.

    Either more of a ballroom at the back or a play pince at the entrance.

    Not recommending anyone buy it as there's just better options, but if you do give it a go you won't regret it.

  2. Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard
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    This toy features a soft main body with a series of 9 harder spines.
    In-use, feels like if a bunch of toothbrushes were being used to stroke you, except good.

    Can't imagine it's good for regular use (desensitization?), but it is a fun and unique experience to be had every now and again.

  3. Student President's Secret Extracurricular Class
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    Tried using a few different lotions, and pressing more-and-more air out of the thing, no pleasure to be had from using either entrance.

    Everything just feels like a featureless tunnel.
    The bum entrance is not even especially tight, slides and grabs the standard rate.

  4. USB Onahole Warmer
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    It warms the sleeves well enough in ~5 minutes.
    Conveniently uses USB.

    Two main issues:

    Warmer has no longevity, as other reviews have noted it lasts just long enough to have been worth it.

    The tip of the warmer does not provide all that much heat, so the rest of the tunnel will be warm and cozy, but your head can hit a room-temp area at the far end of the tunnel.

  5. Obscene Suggestion Nostalgic Onahole
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    It's a joy to repeatedly flip between a slightly vaginal and anal experience, the onahole is large enough to act as a hip, fun to use and can give your quads a real workout if you want to go hands free while humping.

    Main issue with this toy is that the tunnels are so short, it feels like by the time my head is in I've already exhausted most of the toy.

    easy to clean
    hands-free use
    2-in-1 toy

    low sensation
    short tunnels
    expensive for what you are given

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