So I had a couple of nearly empty bottles of varying lube, half a dozen+ different sample packs from toy purchases from various manufactures, and naturally I decided "why not just put them all in a bottle, let them percolate a bit, and maybe all this useless shit will be functional?". Yeah. No. Errr. Hell no. Luckily I didn't decide to put it on anything or anyone but a week later it's gone from clear and thick to runny and piss yellow. Maybe I'll use it for axle grease but I'm not enough of a gambling man to put it on my or anyone else's tingly bits. YMMV of course. For all I know this urea tinted stuff might be a technological breakthrough. So brew up whatever you like if you're adventurous.
Anon1234567890 ( 20 )
Are you sure you didn't accidentally mix one of your piss bottles with it? It's happened to me many times. Mommy says I need to clean my room and get a life but what does that bitch know am I right?
BartlettsPearzzz ( 57 )
@TimmyTucker Mixing the warming/cooling/tingling lubes together is pretty awesome. Tried making my own "hybrid" lube with Wet Silicone and TENGA's Real Lotion... of course they separated, don't know what I was thinking lol Then I mixed TENGA's Wild Lotion (menthol) with ID's tingling lube, along with a dollar store warming lube (definitely gets warms but waaay to thick and dries very sticky). Added a little water and it turned out very nice. If you have several different lubes like I do, mixing is always an interesting process. I've never cared for thick lubes; they same to take away from the textures and experience overall (unless the material is harder I suppose). The less viscous types that last longest are my preference, like the aloe based lubes with just a touch of water (good for the skin!). Oh, and the "lite" silicone from Lube Life that has added vitamin E (an 8 oz bottle is only $8). Just make sure to shake it up real good if you mix both types