janustheanus

I've tried different lubes in different amounts and nothing helps. With or without suction, this thing grips too tight in addition to having really hard ridges with a pretty hard material. The first toy that I actually had to shelve simply because it's chafing me so badly after a few minutes. 5" girth

The sensation here is really reminiscent of untrained anal. The ring around the entrance gives it a scarily accurate sphincter feeling, albeit a little short. That's either a good or a bad thing, depending on how you like your sleeves' holes. For me at 5" girth, it's too tight to be a daily driver or something for long stroking sessions. If you want something to choke your chicken, this is it.

While the butthole delivers, the rest I think falls behind a ways. I understand that they slimmed down the material around the sleeve section to allow a better vacuum and better suction, but honestly I could hardly tell. I may be biased as I'm not a huge fan of suction in the first place, but it hardly registered to me over the tightness of the butt ring. The material is so thin that the sleeve walls will snap their axial orientation sometimes mid stroke, not sexy. You can't really feel much there, and it's noisy to boot.

I'm considering a mod for this to poke a hole in the end like a Tenga cup for adjustable suction; as is, it's a little unwieldy when all you want to do is ram through a tight hole.

This thing nails it on so many levels; is it fair to say that Magic Eyes peaked with this? That's not even a knock on their later releases but it's hard to find anything comparable here. The novelty and unique sensations offered are peerless.

The sleeve overall has a decent appearance. The mouth isn't particularly sexy and I could have done without the logo stamped on the side, but the construction is solid. I'm not sure yet if the slimming of the material at the 'joint' is a good or a bad thing—it gives the mouth/neck the ability to bend easily.

The star of the mouth portion here is the teeth, and they introduce a unique layer of stimulation that can't be had with just sleeve material. It's a bit rough and intrusive in the best possible way, and I found the sensation incredibly stimulating without being overbearing. They do graze me a good bit at 5" girth and I do think they could have been filed down a bit more, but it didn't make it painful at any point. The tongue in the mouth section is nice, with some pockets underneath to poke around in but I found that it quickly gets out of the way when you go further in.

The throat section behind the mouth is divine, and I'm surprised that I've never felt as much of a hugging sensation with other toys. Perhaps it's just a 'fit' thing, but the tightness I feel all the way back is that enveloping pressure that never gets too tight. In general, I don't tend towards super tight toys or holes so this was just perfect for me. The ability of the mouth/neck join to bend slightly lets you get a difficult deepthroat penetration feeling going if that's your thing too.

I wasn't expecting a whole lot here, I got a laugh when seeing it after remembering it from an Incendium video and decided to go for it. It was on clearance, and I was really just after the novelty rather than really looking for something to check all the boxes for me. It sort of delivers.

The construction is solid: the charging port seals, the mechanism is solid, the silicone seems to be of good quality and doesn't hold odors, and the remote even came with batteries, sweet. The stimulation itself leaves a bit to be desired though. This toy is primarily meant to be used for its mechanics, vibration and rotation; the fit is far too snug and there are no handholds to maneuver it once it's in, you can't really adjust the angle or depth too much with this. The spinning motion is pretty mild and has two modes, slow and slower. As far as a prostate stimulator goes, this was pretty hard to make work, you might have to adjust your hip position rather than moving the toy to hit it just right like you would with a real prostate massager.

The vibration has some clear advantages here. The thick base is closer to a plug (which inhibits its prostate targeting capabilities, again), but this means that the vibration is much more noticeable. It puts out some serious power on high and has a decent low setting as well, though I would've liked something even softer. There are two different 'pulse' modes with invariable strengths that you have to cycle through between 'high' and 'low.' Not my favorite, maybe it's your thing. The vibration carries this toy for me and adds a lot of stimulation to the spinning action. Even without the spinner on and fixing the pointer, the vibration alone is incredibly stimulating.

I'm no anal expert, but I have had some incredible prostate experiences before. This doesn't exactly manage that, but on the other hand it has a uniquely interesting package to offer with enough features to sort of justify its price. A very interesting part of my collection now, though I'm not sure if I'd get another one with the different motions.

There's a lot to like here. The heft and weight in hand from the ample material make it fun to play with, and it has a flat bottom to lay on a surface if that's your thing too (although I'd rather it not and just have a rounded edge). Differently from most uterus toys that I've seen, the post-cervical section is actually long enough on its own to see a decent amount of action and sets this toy apart. The penetration aspect is a little lukewarm, the aperture doesn't remain tight or provide a huge amount of resistance but poking into the second chamber is a unique sensation all to its own. The 'pre-tunnel' is nice, serviceable but that's not what the main draw is here. Requires a good amount of lube and evacuating trapped air from the cavernous chambers needs some doing.