Terry

Really oily out of the package, stronger smell than most toys I've had too. After a wash, it still bled through my cloth toy bag before I got around to trying it out. If you prefer, the plastic bag it comes in is resealable.

Despite looking really tight and the dual inner layer feeling stiff to the touch, it's actually quite soft and realistic. The textures are fairly subdued and there's little vacuum effect but the tightness still gives it an enveloping feeling. The front "gateway" has a surprisingly resilient hymen, it actually stayed partially intact through a couple of uses. Penetrating it and that midway dip in the tunnel especially feels great. Overall, I'm not blown away but it's pretty good.

The huge breasts make it fairly unwieldy, though. It's prone to flopping around while in use since the breasts force you to grip it low and make the toy top-heavy. Drying it after cleaning is annoying, because it's so tight, but it seems pretty sturdy and safe to really stretch it. My entrance hole tore very slightly on first use but that's no big deal since the front gateway is downright cavernous anyway. Thankfully, the massive lips make it trivial to lube and penetrate.

Speaking of, this toy comes with a 200mL bottle of Love Juice. The bottle is so stiff it can hardly be squeezed and the lube is insanely thick; I had to screw the nozzle off and glop it out. To then echo another review, this toy seems better with a thin lube to get the most out of its subtle textures. Kind of a blunder if this is your only toy, and I downright loathe the actual bottle, but if you've a variety of toys this lube would pair well with more intense ones.

Surprisingly bulky but short... kinda like who I assume the box art character is supposed to parody? My toy has a bit extra padding on the back wall, as if it was separated from another hole and I got the big half.

The tight hole and flat face make it surprisingly annoying to enter. Once inside though, it's a bit looser and that tight entrance does a good job of creating a vacuum seal and holding in lube. I didn't find the spiraling ribs all that stimulating though. While clearly noticeable and they feel alright, I expected more. They're just small enough and soft enough that they seem to blend together and I barely register a twisting sensation going up and down the tunnel. There's no real popping into the end chamber either, it just sorta begins where the ribs abruptly end.

Though the big ribs are obviously prone to holding residual water, cleaning is easier than expected. The tunnel being straight and somewhat short helps.

It just doesn't feel good. The eight-leaf clover tunnel doesn't really dig into you, as I've heard the original Virgin Loop's four-point tunnel does, but it's hardly discernable from a smooth tunnel. The horizontal ribbing is very stimulating... in a bad way. Whatever pleasure my head gets from it is ruined by the feeling my shaft is slowly being rubbed raw. Because of the wide entrance and tunnel design, it can't hold a vacuum at all either and chugs lube like a frat boy downs cheap beer. All the lube just leaks out and dries up on my shaft.

As for the transparency, the novelty of being able to see myself penetrate it honestly wears off pretty quickly. If you're using any visual aids, well, you're not looking down at your crotch anyway. It's too cloudy to see yourself shooting off into it either, you'll just see the end chamber slowly turning white and oozing down the tunnel. It's surprisingly useful when cleaning though! You can see exactly where your fingers are, even though it's not necessary with how simple the tunnel design is. It's also extremely easy to dry, easiest hole in the world to clean. It's definitely built to last as well, so it has some good points. Shame it isn't pleasureable at all to use.

The material is really soft but springy, perhaps even foamy. It's fun to handle but the inner textures don't stand out. The one notable feature I consistently feel is the notch in the middle, as if the back half of the tunnel is misaligned with the front half. Pushing through that subtle but noticeable resistance feels great. But that's all.

The back chamber just sorta opens up when you reach it, there's no noticeable pop-in effect as if entering a uterus. At least there's plenty of room to unload. I don't really get the powerful vacuum effect either. Once I pull out past the "notch," which is the toy's best feature, the vacuum somehow loses most of its strength despite the tunnel being objectively tight. Dang if it's not a finger trap when trying to clean up, though.

That said, because the material is so stretchy it's still easy enough to clean and it seems insanely durable. I'm honestly torn on how to rate this toy. It checks most of the boxes: price, durability, etc. Reduced to a number, I'd lean toward a 4/5 over a 3/5 and simply say the sensation (or lack thereof) just isn't for me. Everything else is great but, ultimately, it's just not stimulating to the point I sometimes can't even finish... Isn't that the most important part?

Since TD loves to log me out every few minutes... the abridged version of the full review I tried to write:

Fairly oily out of package. Actually kinda bulky. Included lube stick works alright but it's hard to apply precisely due to thickness. Good, you'll want a thick lube with this toy.

INCREDIBLE FEEL. Extremely tight and moderately intense, inner layer is hard but not egregiously so, yet easy to penetrate due to wide entrance and material stretch. The thin upper wall gives readily but hugs tightly, like the world's most pleasurable rubber band. The sensations I feel most are the thick nodules and that big bump in the middle where the tunnel bends back up. The wide butt kinda slaps your ... bottoming out; I like that. Additionally, flipping it over is a different experience due to the uneven walls.

But poor Magic Eyes QC is not a meme. Straight out of the box I've got layers separating. Along the top entrance, the inner layer is slightly shredded (PICTURED after first use). At the top and bottom of the first curve, the inner layer is torn along the left and right edges, exposing the outer layer. There's definitely points where the inner layer literally thins out into nothingness... although per the promo images that could be by design. The inner layer doesn't appear to be further peeling or tearing away in those spots, so I'm hopeful the toy lasts a while, but I can safely assume that's the first place I'll have problems when it happens. The outer layer is peeling badly, thumb-sized spots, at the right entrance and just below the right breast; thankfully that doesn't affect functionality. Tunnel seems to be lined up okay too, maybe a bit high in the back -- I bulge out at the collar above the breasts if I go hard instead of ramming the back wall -- but not dangerously near the upper wall. Difficult to get in to dry, but material readily repels water so it's not that bad.

Basically, it's a 6/5 in feel and a 2-3 in durability. This was my first Magic Eyes hole and I now understand how they remain popular despite notoriously bad QC. The risk makes them hard to recommend, but the experience is so mindblowing it's hard to stay away once you've had a taste. Here's hoping I get at least a few months out of mine.