Terry

Smooth out of package due to heavy prepowdering, bit of a new rubber smell. Inner layer is a super sturdy and thick sleeve. There's some open space behind the entrance but it's easy to penetrate the inner layer, you shouldn't bulge from the side. Included 15mL "EXCELLENT natural" lube stick and holy heck is this stuff THICK, it's like table syrup.

Has a subtle bubble butt aesthetic. The thin horizontal rings provide all the stimulation, reminiscent of Virgin Loop except much better designed: Material is softer and less abrasive, it's tighter, and it actually holds lube in. Despite what appears to be a prominent uterus chamber, there's no noticeable pop into it when yanking down. It's reasonably stimulating but a very one-note experience.

Back wall is kinda thin, point of minor concern. Otherwise seems like it should be durable. Easy to clean due to simple, straight tunnel. Outside does get quite sticky even after the first wash, which explains the heavy factory powder coat.

Yep, it's a bag alright. It does the job. Mouth on the short end is still inferior to toy bags that have zippers down the long side, however the Plus bag is large enough that getting stuff in and out is much less annoying than it is with the Regular size. I can actually get my hand in and out of this one.

In short, you pretty much get exactly what you'd expect looking at the pictures: big, durable, very one-note experience with the triple cervices. It's really good at said experience, though, and easy to maintain.

First off, it's HUGE. Mind that it's 950g and almost 7.5 inches long. Surprisingly easy to handle for its size though. The wavy exterior makes for a nice grip and the material is of moderate firmness, comfortable to touch but just stiff enough to not flop around. The inner layer might be a smidge softer but it's honestly hard to tell. At any rate, it won't rub you raw during extended sessions.

Really weird aesthetic. The bottom has this bubble butt thing going on and a mid-back groove like when a real woman arches her back, but there's no corresponding front end... Why? Very functional though, it's easy to grip and the butt tends to slap your sack when you bottom out. Nice.

Using it feels pretty much exactly as expected. The thin rails lining the walls of the tunnel don't do much but vaguely remind you that the tunnel isn't completely smooth. The only stimulation comes as you thrust through each of the tight cervix rings, a bumpy ride that creates a sort of constant "vibration" as you slide in and out. It's noticeably stimulating but comfortably soft enough. Very one-note but good at what it does. Also, the size makes it an absolute dream in hands-free mode!

The entrance is fingertip sized, loose enough to penetrate easily but tight enough to hold suction and lube. Surprisingly easy to clean for its size, I suppose because the tunnel is actually pretty wide for the most part. Where the tunnel tightens there's a bit of an extra ring of material that is kinda fragile, but since the whole tunnel expands and contracts I don't expect long-term durability issues.

Came out of the package fairly smooth and odorless. Includes a 10mL stick of Maccos branded lube in a needlessly large foil packet. The lube itself seems really good actually, though it's hard to be certain with so little to sample. It's on the thinner side and SUPER long-lasting, I'd totally buy a bottle at a reasonable price if they sold it separately.

Decided to try this out after using most of an old bottle of Tomax's Insomnia. Some people say they can't even tell the difference between the two, but I think the Silky Lube feels slightly more "silky" smooth while Insomnia is more watery. Silky is also a tad thicker, but still thinner than most lubes out there, and has similar longevity (good). It's good stuff, plus cheaper than most of the competition to boot.

Many people describe it as not absorbent enough, but I always do a quick pass through my holes with a towel first. After that, the stick very much does its job well, so it seems to be plenty absorbent to me. Don't jam it in there straight from the faucet and it's all good. Dries super quickly and super thoroughly,.. almost to the point of worrying about the insides sticking to it trying to remove it. Be gentle.