OnaholeCollector

This SLAPS...TD finally stocked something like this.

We have our favorites for each type of toy: MoT for blowjobs, Julia/XYZ/Tomax for sleeves, EPH for hips, etc. This belongs in that category. I decided to give "floor type mounts" a try with this. I'm sold.

Floor mounts are what they are: you put them on a flat surface and get to work. You can also lie it flat on your bed too. It does that one thing and does it extremely well.

I thought it looked basic at first and wrote it off, but you just lay it on your bed, go missionary, and that's all you need.

Hey all, honestly - this particular hip is an improvement upon the third generation. There's a bunch of lower starred reviews here which I think sort gives people some bias going in, not to mention the EPH 3rd, which was a home-run in many aspects.

Durability is a big issue for a lot of folks. Let's be real here. If you're buying a hip in this tier, you're not looking for a tank or a super hard/durable hip that you can abuse regularly... It's safe to say you probably own multiple toys and can properly care for the toy. That being said, you're looking for an almost realistic, premium experience where you can enjoy all 15 pounds of glorious ass. This thing moves AND obeys the jiggle laws of physics (a more tuned/realistic experience vs the 3rd). Due to the material, the hip isn't crazy tight or overstimulating, the construction isn't too jiggly, etc. It's just right. I'm on my third use here, no tears/rips. The tunnel is sufficiently long, and the insertion feeling is markedly better than in the 3rd. With that comes a small caveat.

Let's start by saying the hip differs from its predecessor. There's a flattened base, which might not be for everyone, BUT it won't wobble around like crazy during use. Just stick it out on a desk/flat surface slightly over, As for durability, mine arrived without any damage or defects. It's not AS durable as the EPH 3rd, but the 3rd is way too wobbly sometimes. This sacrifices the "the whole ass" approach in the 3rd for a flat base + bigger cheek size + easier cleaning. While the flat base limits the positions you can use it in, it certainly makes it more enjoyable to use AND clean. The vaginal opening has been improved upon and insertion is actually nicer here. As for softness, I'd say it's roughly the same as the predecessor. Durability isn't an issue for me, I would just say do not abuse it + treat it with care and it shouldn't break easily. While I wouldn't expect this to last for years before any tears/separation, this is one HELL of a hip. If this broke in about a year, I wouldn't feel bad about buying it again.

And finally, the flat bottom is actually a plus for me. It's easier to clean, easier to use, and has just the right textures. Some people would say it's too soft or doesn't have enough stimulation, but it's literally 7kg's of ass that you can feel clap back. It's a shade less soft than the 3rd, but it's hardly noticeable. NPG got it right this time - I'm not handling so much ass it's jello, but it's the perfect amount of softness for use. It's much easier to move/transport/setup with the flat base.

At the time of this review, it's on sale. I'd get it. This thing is JUST like the EPH 3rd, but a different flavor.

This is one of THE BEST hips I have ever used. There's a reason why it's consistently sold out.

Let's talk about size...This is almost basically true to size. It fits small/x-small sized lingerie (be careful what materials you choose to use, or it could dye the hip). It's big enough that you can grab at BOTH cheeks with one hand, each. It also probably won't fit in your sink.

Feel? This hip jiggles. Like everywhere. The ENTIRE hip/skin is a soft material (akin to a very soft from the Venus line, or a g-project's momochi skin). While the outer material feels like real skin, it isn't exactly the most realistic in terms of how jiggly it is. It's like hentai physics. It's a little exaggerated in this regard, but quite fun to interact/hold/play with as a result of this. You can slap this and the entire thing will jiggle freely. This feature combined with the excellent canals make it the best free hand hip. It's not like the Kiwami with a hip bone. That being said, there's no internal solid structure to hold this thing together, it's a blob. You need to hold this with both hands when carrying it.

But what does that really mean when you're using this? The amount of interaction from this toy is insane! From almost any position, the toy will "hump" back or jiggle in response. I found that the overall "soft" feel of the toy was just right for me, and not overly stimulating or even hard to insert, vs. other products at this price point (Kiwami, SPDX, etc.). I liked this one the best. One of my best experiences has been having this heated, + your favorite lingerie, and just the right amount of lubricant.

Here we are at the dreaded "cleaning" portion. It sucks. But you knew that already right? I'll say if you own one of these, chances are you are pretty well-versed in how to clean or care for this hip. Both canals are not difficult to clean. It's just the sheer size and volume of the toy that makes things a little more challenging. PSA: folks, this is a flagship toy. It's one of the best. Take care of it, and it'll take care of you. Due to the material, it picks up fibers, lint, fuzz, hair, anything. You can easily get this stuff off with hand gel soap, or with a gentle rinse.

First and foremost, I'll say this: THIS IS A LOW STIM loli toy with an excellent anal hole.
DO NOT buy this if you do not enjoy soft toys. In my experience, I mostly just edged with the vag and finished in the anal hole. The removal of the U-tunnel is quite a nice feature. In the past (and with similar holes like the cocolo), that U-tunnel is a bitch to clean, and creates a lot of problems unless taken care of.
Durability also kind of surprised me here. Obviously you can't just throw this thing around and be rough, but it's not like you're holding a glass vase. 0Being a "soft" toy I would venture that it's somewhat frail, but I was quite surprised at how sturdy it seems with the bone structure. It's not like a 3rd EPH where the whole toy jiggles, but it's also not just a solid brick.
Pros:
Anal tunnel feels amazing, it's sort of like ribbed or made up of lots of small ribs.
Bone structure gives it some structure that you can use in a variety of positions/ways
Cons:
Quite difficult to clean, it's hard to get into the tunnels unless you have the right set of tools, but if we're already at this tier of toy, you should have no trouble cleaning.
Price point; you could probably get a cocolo regular or soft or spend a little more to get a kiwami. If you don't already have or have owned a cocolo, I would get one of those before owning something like this.
If you like the novelty of the bone structure, or are a puni ana series fan, I would get this.

Feel:
[] Jacking off with sandpaper.
[] Floppy pool noodle.
[] Using your hand.
[] Average sex.
[x] Cloudlike. Long sessions and relaxing.
[] Heaven. Suction and all. Top shelf mature pussy.

Value
[] Using $$$$$ to wipe.
[] Almost worth your money $$$$.
[x] Interesting enough to try.
[] Pretty good deal.
[] Last $XX in your account, would still buy.

Durability
[] Dollar Store item, broke on first try.
[] Damage on 10+ uses.
[x] Useable after a year. No big noticeable changes in feeling.
[] Still pretty good years later. 50+ uses no issues.
[] Tank. Can take a lot punishment.

Verdict:
I would get this if you're interested in soft holes at this price point. It's pretty nice, cloudlike, and a great starter for people curious about soft holes. If you already LIKE soft holes, get the Venus series (Cross, Real, Clone) in Soft or Very soft instead.