JOHNMANNON

...so I like this thing but and a MEGA BUTT is that I don't believe that this should exist
Like I enjoy how weighty this is on my cronch but it is best to use this while sitting down; like if you use this laying down it might snap your thin schlong (not that I have to worry about such a thing :). Each one feels different from the rest, so there is that as well and it feels pretty alright (feels just right nuf said). But ooooooohhhh baby does thing guzzle down lube hard, I already out of 2 bottle due to this beast enjoying lube like how a basement dweller downs liters of mountain dew. But can I talk about how weird when you slide your Johnson that you can feel it in a different hole; sometimes I think I might break it but it stays in place. Also cleaning is a hassle but use a napkin and some disinfect spray in them holes n you will be good m8!

...so I like this thing but and a MEGA BUTT is that I don't believe that this should exist
Like I enjoy how weighty this is on my cronch but it is best to use this while sitting down; like if you use this laying down it might snap your thin schlong (not that I have to worry about such a thing :). Each one feels different from the rest, so there is that as well and it feels pretty alright (feels just right nuf said). But ooooooohhhh baby does thing guzzle down lube hard, I already out of 2 bottle due to this beast enjoying lube like how a basement dweller downs liters of mountain dew. But can I talk about how weird when you slide your Johnson that you can feel it in a different hole; sometimes I think I might break it but it stays in place. Also cleaning is a hassle but use a napkin and some disinfect spray in them holes n you will be good m8!