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Paff Paff Review
Did you catch the Metal Gear reference?

Haha! Anyway!

To say I was blown away is an understatement! The box set the bar with its high resolution pictures of the toy and the cute chibi mascot from Magic Eyes (spoiler alert: she’s got phat tiddies too). All sides of the box have some depiction of tiddy so storing this “discretely” in “plain sight” is a no go. Inside the box you’ll find a three-layers tub wrapped in a plastic bag. You don’t really need the middle layer of the plastic but it’s better to be safe than sorry! The box opens up like a Lego set which makes taking the it out a little cumbersome due to the weight distribution. My tiny, barely significant complaint is that I wish the box opened pizza box style instead for easy access. Anyway, this isn’t a box review; let’s talk about the toy!

For the price and for what the Paff Paff offer, it’s not up for debate that the Paff Paff are a better option than the Chichifueta Rockets. Below you’ll find pictures of both and you might be as surprised as I am with the difference in size. The Rockets measure in at about 10lbs but the Paff Paff measure about 13lbs. I’m no scientist, but according to my calculations, that’s 30% more tit!

The Paff Paff are sturdy enough that you can grab two handfuls and pull them straight out of the packaging. The sturdiness isn’t meant to imply that the toy is too firm (go check out my review of the Peerless Marie Mamiya toy). The sturdiness is in reference to the elasticity and durability of the toy. I’ve used the paff paff multiple times now and I have yet to see any wear and tear. And I’ve USED them. Two hard squeezing handfuls and strong thrusts. The Paff Paff can take it all!

As for the feel of the toy, I’d say the Paff Paff is as close as one can get to a real breast. It’s got that give and pushback that only a real pair of breasts has. The Rockets on the other hand feel more like a pair of augmented breasts. The nipples on the Paff Paff are significantly larger and softer than the Rockets; again adding to that sense of realism. Both offer different experiences and both excel at what they do, but for the price of the Paff Paff Vs the price of the Rockets, the money talks.

I’m a fan of both, but if I had gotten the Paff Paff first, the Rockets would have disappointed based on what the bankroll would entail.

I can’t recommend the Paff Paff enough! Get yours today!

PS: if you live somewhere where the climate is warmer, I recommend leaving the box in your car for an hour and letting it get warm before you use it. Trust.

I want to preface this by saying I got this with a discount and I still ended up disappointed. Furthermore, I have no photos because I couldn’t bring myself to make more memories of this item after multiple disappointing attempts at usage.

Out of the shipping box, the toy package is top tier. Semi-Gloss cardboard with GREAT art and presentation of the toy inside. It is certainly not something you can store “in plain sight” because every face has ANIME TIDDEH or full on HENTAI scenes. I loved the box and it set an expectation that was too high on which to actually deliver.

Opening the box you’re met with a college campus lunch tray-sized, clear plastic container. The toy is inside a hilariously greasy bag and that sudden drop in quality made me laugh. It was like opening a Big Mac box and getting that slap-chopped half ass presentation and you realize you did this to yourself by getting fast food. My apologies for beating a dead horse but I can’t stress it enough: the box was AMAZING (like any burger commercial) so that premium feel of the box not transferring to the toy is a huge let down.

The toy itself is just like in the picture on the box. Big round plump tits combined with big nipples that remind me of Chelsea Wilde. HOT. The breasts feel balanced in terms of firmness and squishiness and since mine got delivered on a 98F day, they felt real (mega boner mode activated)

Unfortunately that’s where the good times end. The toy is hard to handle. The base feels too thin and looks more like an onahole on its last legs. You know the one you’ve pounded for centuries now and you wonder “one of these days my cock is going to burst thru the back of this.” I was very afraid to mishandle these because I feared the base might rip right down the middle.

As for actually titty fucking, that ended up in me doing a whole body workout. Now I want to humble brag, I’m 6’3” and relatively fit but having to fold the toy just to get stimulation then lifting the toy from the table to do some calisthenics was not how I envisioned using this thing. The problem is, the tits are too fat at the bottom (you can see this on the art on the website and the art on the box) but not separated from the base to give them more freedom of movement. The Magic Eyes Puff Puff and the Hot Powers Chihifueta (original and rocket) do this very well so you can grab each tit and smush them to make sandwich your cock with ease. But since these Peerless tits are attached parallel to the base, you don’t lift an individual tit, you lift up the base of the toy. Even then, you end up making a calzone that just ends up looking weird as you use it. (Like I said, you’re doing calisthenics.)

I did end up climaxing but only because I had to anime fondle-wrestle the toy into working.

I tried using it multiple times at different angles (taking my own advice for people who didn’t get what they wanted from nipple fuck toys) but that didn’t work either.

The inherent flaw is the intrinsic design of this toy.

The only saving Grace I can give this is if someone’s buying it to do one of them bukkake compilations where they leave it in a fridge for a year. Maybe that’s too much, maybe someone just wants to jerk off on some tits and not titty fuck.

Yeah, only get this toy if you’re want to simulate shooting love onto someone’s chest.

I want to preface this by saying that I bought this during a Flash Sale (making this item approximately $98USD) so this - in my financially responsible, post nut clarity opinion - was worth the price.

The box art is great! The main face (top) has an erotic piece of official art that got things off to a good start. The size of the box itself is about as tall as two High Grade Gundam kit boxes so it’s rather easy to store (When Compared to my Chichifueta Rockets) However, there is NO discrete way of placing the box if you plan on hiding it as all faces of the box display some version of the toy.

The material was surprisingly firm. With a good squeeze you could feel the tit shift under your hand tho and I found the sensation passable. The smell was minimal and the oils weren’t as bad as with other TPE toys.

I did like that the Nipple was made of a slightly softer and glossier TPE. It reminded me of the puffy pussy lips from the Lolinco crystal line of toys.

The entrances were a little tricky to get used to, but with the right set up and angle the nipple itself actually seals around your dick pretty well.

The toy can be noisy if you just shove your cock in and start pumping but I recommend going in, then giving the titty a good squeeze and while you start your stroke pattern. Gets the air out, and enhances stimulation! Once I got a good angle (angle is key with this toy) and a good rhythm it was hard to stop!

The difference in textures between the two tits was a pleasant surprise. The tit on my left had more bumps and the tit on my right had stiffer rings in the tunnel.

I did manage to titty fuck a little after angling the toy on an Oppai board, but most of the stimulation was from the nipples themselves.

If you’re patient with this toy (hard to do when your brain just decides you want to get a titty pregnant) you’ll find it’s worth the investment.

I bought this toy out of curiosity because G Project usually has good products and seeing the entrance activated my boner neurons.

I wasn’t disappointed because this has one of the BEST entrances I’ve ever felt. It was soft and smooth on its own, but with some lube? My god. It was like getting kissed down there.

The tunnel was amazing too. The plate gimmick kicks in if you squeeze down on the shaft and it really rings you dry.

Sadly, the durability of this toy was not as great as I would have liked. I ended up bursting out of the back end during climax.

I’d buy it again if I could but it seems this toy wasn’t popular enough for G Project to continue with the design.

Hands down my favorite lotion for paizuri on boob toys or for use with my softer onaholes.

Personally I recommend pairing this with Lolinco Virgo.

Overall this lotion gives you a slower glide to increase stimulation.