BartlettsPearzzz

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Nickname: BartlettsPearzzz
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Member Since: 09/08/2021
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Achievements:   Written 10+ ReviewsWritten 10+ Reviews Owns 25+ ProductsOwns 25+ Products
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# of Products: 34
# of Reviews: 13
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# of Comments: 12
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Length (in.): 6.75
Girth (in.): 5.25
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  1. I have 4 Onas lined up and ready, but how do I use them?

    Of course I know how to "use them", but what I mean is, "Which is best for edging/long sessions, and which is the most stimulating/orgasm quickest?" They are as follows...

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  1. Stay Hard Triple Rings - Donuts
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    First time I uses these, I put them around the base of my member, which does work, but if you put them around your member AND under your pears, it's waaaay better. Simply put, these things are awesome! They get the job done, keep blood in the area, thus allowing you to "stay hard". Hell, ROCK hard is more like it! The sensations and orgasms are simply doubled in my opinion, which I didn't expect. Like BullSharkTestosterone said, "I never thought I'd get cock rings." I totally agree, but here we are :) For real, there's zero reason NOT to buy these, they're perfect! Only negative (which is more of a health matter really) is to not wear these for too long. Wore mine for an hour straight and became slightly uncomfortable, your mileage may vary though (YMMV). Other than that, you can't go wrong! Just buy them, you'll thank yourself later.

    Keeps you rock hard!
    Doubles the pleasure of sensations and orgasms (HUGE plus! +++)
    Different colors
    Very stretchy, can accommodate any size
    Will last years???

    Wearing too long leads to discomfort, which is to be expected.
    Clear rings fog up after a few uses (pink could be pinker)
    Need more variety of colors, like a bunch more (personal opinion though)

  2. Zodiac Onahole Collection Pisces
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    This is quite the unique OH (Onahole), which is why I bought it; both unique concept and internal structure. While the outer structure is rather plain and lacking, do not let that fool you. I know it fooled me, as even upon first use I was fooled again. It felt interesting, but the sensation wasn't "there" if you know what I mean. Well, there's 2 things to consider here:

    1.) Most male masturbators take time to get "fitted" or "break in" (like a shoe); needing 3 or 4 uses to assimilate to the structure of your member, as each of ours is unique from one another, kinda like our finger prints. And 2.) You gotta squeeze out the excess air! I cannot stress this enough! On my 1st try I did not do this (where I was fooled twice). On my 2nd try I did so and the experience was much better. Still, it was missing something.
    And that something, my fellow Ona lovers, is fitting your toys (or breaking them in). Seriously, be patient. Don't knock a toy because it doesn't deliver the 1st, 2nd, or even 3rd time (3rd time does seem to be the charm though). I never write a review until AT LEAST 3 uses, usually 4. And don't knock a toy just because it's cheap. I will shout this from the rooftops if I must (I hope I don't have to, ppl will think I'm a weirdo), but CHEAP TOYS CAN BE AMAZING! Key words are "can be", not all of them are.

    The Pisces of the Zodiac Series absolutely is the former. After squeezing out the air and fitting this thing (4th time I believe), I am here to tell you that this OH, by far, is my favorite cheap toy in this range. Granted I am new, I do have a few others in this price range lying around, along with a couple Quickshot Fleshlights, and they don't come close (this one made me several times, heh). This is one of those toys that'll make you feel silly for equating the outside with the inside, and rightly so!

    As you enter, squeeze out as much air as you can when it's around your tip to create a vacuum/suction effect. This, as with almost every Ona I'm finding, is a big part of what makes all these textures feel incredible. Despite it's size, this little sucker (heh) packs a punch... big time. And it's not just me either (see other reviews). Once inside you are greeted by these finely lined/grooved bumps/humps, kinda resembling the side of a tongue. We'll call these (a) for simplicity's sake. Then, there are other humps that have these small dots all over them, but are pronounced enough to feel. We'll call these (b). Where The Pisces REALLY shines is in rotating it; from there the sensations change slightly as (a) and (b) change positions, sometimes (a) will be on the sides and (b) will be on the top and bottom, and vice versa (my favorite is when (a) is on the underside of my member ;) It's not enough to be drastic, but enough to keep things interesting. Bear in mind though, this OH can be quite noisy when fully inserted, so you'll have to find that sweet/silent spot if you need to be in ninja mode. I used a thinner lube for this toy to feel the textures, and I do recommend it. But if you're on the more sensitive side, I'd use a thick lube. Oh, almost forgot to mention that I'm just short of 7 inches (6.75) and 5 inches in girth, and this toy wasn't tight around me at all (but definitely not loose either!).

    Lastly, in using this toy several times and inverting it for cleaning, there is ZERO damage. I know it may go against the logic of others, but as long as I feel the formation of the toy is not at risk, I'll invert it for easier cleaning. Although this toy is super easy to clean without doing so. Let's just say I absolutely would NOT invert an Ona such as The La Boca (of which I own). Big no no there.

    I suppose it goes without saying I LOVE The Pisces. I've had this mindset before, but this OH (and the others I have like it) solidified my belief that just because a toy is cheap (under $20) does NOT mean it wont deliver. Of course, your mileage may vary (YMMV). Just keep in mind you don't HAVE to drop a lot of money on 1 toy (or buy a bunch of cheap toys) to be satisfied. You don't HAVE to do anything other than what YOU want to do. Only you know what that is

    Unique interior, highly pleasurable. Durable and easy to clean.

    Unappealing exterior and a little small (both very minor drawbacks)

  3. Moeten 2
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    This is only the 2nd Onahole I've ever used (though not my first male masturbator), my FIRST Ona was the La Boca, of which I'll write a review later. This is my first review on Toy Demon btw and I'm super excited, so it'll probably be lengthy. If you're not down with that, by all means skip it. I wanna contribute to the community and get better at writing reviews before I write about the La Boca (cuz OMG!). My reviews will have a grading system I'll try to make as simple as possible. Any questions, let me know! Also, I will refer to Onaholes as OH's as a personal touch, plus it's a little easier to type. Anyway, let's start the review!

    Presentation (look and feel) : Disclaimer... I am NOT an expert in Japanese artwork (not anywhere close), so I'll leave that up to those better suited to describing the pictures (translations would be wonderful!). Besides, there's already pictures on the website for you to peruse. I will say this though; like almost all boxes containing OH's, the artwork is bright, cheery, and colorful, especially under certain lighting. The models are all cute/attractive too. All around, quite pleasing to the eyes. Box was solid enough to contain the OH, and I'd not seen any damage to it at all. Product came with sample lube (super thick stuff btw), which I stored away until I had several, then just mixed them together (they are all the same really). If you're a real penny pincher like me and/or need a thick lube for later, this is your ticket! And if you plan on buying rougher OH's, the thick lube makes a HUGE difference in the feel (the SI-X series are a perfect example).
    Now what does the Ona look like? Granted, you can get a good idea with the provided pictures, but again, under certain lighting and with your own eyes, the details are more apparent. There are 3 overlapping patterns coming from top to bottom (covered in a splotchy texture) and pointing down, with rounded triangles spaced a half inch apart from one another, going around the entire OH and stopping just a couple inches from the entrance; of which looks like a crumpled leaf that's been parted, where a hole sits in its middle, inviting you inside. (Look 3/5) --- The outside of the OH felt somewhat tacky at first, but nothing a little aloe based/vitamin E baby powder couldn't fix (DO NOT USE TALC!!!). Smooth as a... well, smooth as a baby! There was a faint, odd plastic smell on the outside and inside that quickly vanished (I'd say in 10 mins, maybe less). Veeery floppy, as other reviewers have mentioned. If someone were to hand this to you and ask you to smoosh/flop it around, without knowing it's price, I wager you'd guess somewhere between $10 and $20. You just know there's no way this a toy that costs more than $20. Now the inside is a different story... (Feel 3/5)

    Sensation (interior) : When it comes to Onas (masturbators in general), I always enjoy putting a dab of lube on my finger and feeling the inside before starting, really gets me in the mood. I have an idea of what I'm in for, and with this OH the textures felt pretty nice, though not very pronounced. You are met by 2 very finely grooved bumps (w/ 2 smaller bumps on both sides), where 3 of a similar size sit a little further up, just before the chamber tapers slightly, greeting you with more of the same. "A pillowy hug" were the first words that came to my mind... But that was about it for my 1st experience. The next 2 or 3 times using the Moeten 2 continued to be veeery mellow; I'm talkin' almost lack luster. And yes, I did use a thinner lube for this Ona, as I do for all Onas of the softer nature, as it makes a BIG difference, and vice versa (thick lubes for rough OHs). It can take time to break these toys in before they really shine (usually after 3 or 4 uses), and this one did just that! One night when I was feeling particularly frisky, I used this toy and WOW, it felt sooo nice. Granted, it wasn't mind blowing or anything, but compared to the the last few times I used it, it was pretty damn great. I'd like to add that this thing has a knack for sucking up lube; you don't wanna use too much or you'll dull the already mellow experience. I just reapplied once or twice, not a deal breaker by any stretch. (3.5/5)

    Cleaning : This toy could not be any easier to clean (for real, easiest to clean by far). Simply invert it (per your own discretion, avoid with most OHs), apply approved toy cleaner (or MILD soap) and lukewarm water, squeeze-dry with a microfiber cloth, re-invert, pat the outside with some of that cornstarch powder and BOOM, it's ready for next time! I follow this process with ALL of my toys (minus the inverting, only for floppy toys) and have seen ZERO damage thus far (slight wear, but that comes with the territory ;) I've only been into male masturbators for about 6 months (OHs only a couple months), but so far I've had no issues with cleaning my toys, them drying properly, and most importantly, NO mold spots! I take great care to ensure that the cleaning process I use greatly inhibits any potential growth of bacteria. None of us want THAT on our members! That being said, there are TONS of articles, tips N tricks for cleaning and drying, dry sticks, microfiber cloths, etc. So I wont elaborate here. But make no mistake, while it isn't the most fun, cleaning your toy is BY FAR the most important part of owning Onas. Take care of your girls and they'll take care of you <3 (5/5 easy)

    Conclusion (+ durability) : So here are the scores for The Moeten 2... Look and Feel are 3's , Sensation is a 3.5 and Cleaning is a definite 5. Now, when we add up the numbers like so > (3 + 3 = 6) and (3.5 + 5 = 8.5), then we add 6 and 8.5 together, we get a score of 13.5/20. Technically that qualifies as almost 3.5/5, but since you can't have .5's in reviews here on TD, I'm going to rate the toy a 4/5. It really should be a 3, but this toy is MUCH better than that! Simply put, The Moeten 2 isn't fantastic, but for the money, it is a very satisfying OH. I use it when I'm just starting my session and it's perfect. Not only that, but I don't see this thing tearing any time soon. Despite being floppy and kinda all over the place when you're using it, don't let that fool ya. This thing was made to last. If you've read this far, thank you! I hope it's helped you in your journey of Onas as other reviews have helped and continue to help me. If you're looking for a cheap, pillowy hug for your member, this is the one!

    A great bargain, soft N mushy! Perfect for starting a session and for beginners like myself!

    A bit sticky on the outside at first, super floppy. Very minor cons, almost not worth listing them

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