Applw00d

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Nickname: Applw00d
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Member Since: 11/07/2021
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# of Reviews: 24
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  1. What is Even the Point of Condoms?

    Good Day everyone,
    Virgin here, never even worn a condom before, so out of curiosity added some Crown Okamotos to an order.

    The description says it is 'like wearing nothing at all',

  2. Black Friday -- Sale Not Activating?

    Good Day,
    I am logged in under a gold account right now, yet I am only seeing a few dozen items as discounted.
    Tried relogging after a hard restart and a new browser, same thing.
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  1. Berman Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner
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    You can successfully use these for holes, but it seems like a frothier lube-like consistency would be better as basically you need to finger your penetrable toys to get this spray to be useful.

    good value proposition
    strong enough for your onaholes

    doesn't seem to be intended for use with >90% of ToyDemon's inventory
    possibly too mild for anal toys

  2. ENE EVOLUTION 01
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    I don't think this toy works as a prostate massager if you are getting to be 6', maybe it is meant to be for people around Japan's average male height of 5'6"?

    It was fun to use as if it were an anal bead/dildo, until my first time using it w/o having an enema first.

    I used Berman's toy cleaner 6 times, hand soap and dish soap with the full spectrum of faucet heat ~ a dozen times each, soaking in hydrogen peroxide, multiple rub downs with rubbing alcohol... nothing I do gets the smell away.

    looks fantastic
    easy-to-use and comfortable grip design to either use by hand or by wigglying what our mommies gave to us
    insertion and removal feel great

    unable to massage prostate if larger than a Japanese man(?)
    does not seem cleanable

  3. La Bocca Della Verita
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    At first, when I started stroking myself with this toy, I felt disappointed as I did not feel much of anything (notable exception being those teeth... damn), but that must be due to not having recovered enough foreskin yet as when I came with this thing my legs were involuntarily kicking the air as though a doctor were playing my knees like a xylophone.

    This toy is so satisfying to me that I don't really get the nagging physical need to relieve myself for ~ a week, and when I do I usually spend my first 5 minutes w/ it just kissing the thing as it feels so good on whichever head you hold it up to.

    Before buying this toy I could masturbate >7 times a day, or 'resist' strong urges for a half-a-week then rest however long I want to.
    I have so much more time for other pleasures now.

  4. ToyDemon Dry Stick
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    This thing will get an ona out-of-the-box dry ≤15 minutes as long as the tunnel is straight-enough.

    Main issue is that this thing has no durability; my stick cracked in half after it took a ≤1.5cm fall off of the microfiber cloth I had it sitting on. Usually would give the product 2 stars for that alone, but it is just too good at drying for me to do so.

    Would also be nice if it was a tad smaller as I imagine it would be a pain to get it into a 'hard' type hole.

    dries things out quickly
    cheap

    astonishingly brittle
    tad big(?)

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