Applw00d

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Nickname: Applw00d
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Member Since: 11/07/2021
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Achievements:   Earned 25+ UpvotesEarned 25+ Upvotes Written 10+ ReviewsWritten 10+ Reviews Left 25+ CommentsLeft 25+ Comments
# of Reviews: 24
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  1. What is Even the Point of Condoms?

    Good Day everyone,
    Virgin here, never even worn a condom before, so out of curiosity added some Crown Okamotos to an order.

    The description says it is 'like wearing nothing at all',

  2. Black Friday -- Sale Not Activating?

    Good Day,
    I am logged in under a gold account right now, yet I am only seeing a few dozen items as discounted.
    Tried relogging after a hard restart and a new browser, same thing.
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  1. Absorption Lamia Six Ball
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    The sensation the toy provides is good, but it only really stimulates ~30% of your rod at a time as the nubs are only on two (opposing) sides.

    The other ~70% of your rod will have a lovely 'inside of something' sensation from the toy, but it is rather mediocre from there.

    Worth it on a collector level, easy skip for solo-buyers.

    easy to clean
    beginner friendly
    decent for edging

    under-stimulating
    feels like the toy wasn't finished

  2. Absorption Lilith Six Uterus
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    Easy to see why it is priced so low, but it is worth the price.

    Why not have some fun and just buy the whole set?

    balanced (between edger and finisher)
    beginner friendly
    easy to clean
    multi-insertion feel
    notable grip when moving backwards

    takes forever to heat
    "smooch" zone at takes significantly longer to heat, significantly shorter to cool
    takes more lotion to use than other toys

  3. My Erotic Maid Servant
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    A decently heavy and sensational toy.
    I had wanted her for years, and was happy with the wait and price or her.
    The feeling of this toy on your cock is great, but the sculpted bum and breasts really take it to the next level
    That being said, she isn't perfect.

    ornamentation flourishes
    good weight
    easy to grip

    hard to clean (oddly shaped hole)
    breast and bum have same feel as rest of toy

  4. Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion 370ml
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    Very easy to see why this is the first recommendation you'll likely hear for lotion.

    This is the all-purpose lotion to keep on-hand for all your toys.

    fair volume to price ratio

    makes everything nice and slippery whilst still keeping sensations intact

    dissolves quickly enough with water

    keeps for a long time when the toy is either plugged with a phallus or phallic shaped warmer

    not edible(?)
    nozzle is way too big
    very mozzarella stick -- hard to get the lotion to cleanly stop pouring out

  5. Umi No Ana 1 Shy Mermaid
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    Rather unassuming hole that is great for everyone.

    Carnivorous may be the fan favourite, but this wall flower ain't anything to dismiss.

    Though it has its own tighter and interesting sections, it is clearly an edging hole.

    great tutor hole
    extremely quick and easy to clean
    no 1-pump chumping

    lighter on sensation

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