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I wanted to add a uterus ona to my collection, and this looked like a good choice. It's pretty hefty, with some good weight. I love the sculpting on the entrance, with the double-layered lips that do a great job of holding in lube. The sensation is pretty great overall, with the ironic exception being the uterus itself. I can never tell based on feel alone when I've actually entered the uterus chamber since it's so close to the feel of the rest of the interior. The way that it's designed, you're actually almost as likely to slip around the uterus instead of going inside. Fortunately, this is only really a problem if you specifically were hoping for the uterus to be a noticeable part of the design. The hole still feels amazing, and looks great.

As for cleanup, this is where things start to go downhill again. The complex interior does make this a pretty annoying hole to thoroughly wash and dry, but it is manageable. The first time I dried it I noticed that the uterus hole had torn in a couple of places, whether this was from use or cleaning I do not know. It hasn't affected the sensation of the toy so far.

While it didn't quite meet my expectations fully, I'd still recommend this hole. It's a great choice as a general vaginal hole, just don't expect the uterus to be anything special.

For the price, this is a good hip. The material is super soft and stretchy, and the gel in the buttcheeks makes it very fun to squish around and play with. The holes, unfortunately, leave much to be desired. I have not experienced any of the durability issues others have brought up, however I do find that both holes (especially the front) just don't feel like much of anything. It's like fucking a bowl of jello. The ass hole is a little bit better (mostly because it's slightly tighter and the texture is marginally more noticeable), but either way I don't find myself using this hip very often. Ironically, the gel in the cheeks makes this toy more breast-like than my breast toy, which has a firmer, more hip-like feel.

Also, this toy feels a bit on the short side for me. I'm not exactly huge, but neither hole can take my full length without the head bulging out the back distractingly.

This lotion is exactly like the ZXY lotion, just with a different picture on the label. Good to keep in mind if you like that lotion but it's currently sold out.

I had never tried a breast toy before this, and was always hesitant because of the high prices they usually go for. This one was significantly marked down during Toydemon's Black Friday sale, and once I applied my points I figured it was just cheap enough to be worth a shot.

They definitely are big. I'm used to hip and torso toys and the like being significantly scaled down, so I was definitely taken aback by a life sized pair of tits showing up on my doorstep.

To be honest, I wasn't really sure what to do with them once had them. I squished them around a little while, then tried holding them different ways. They don't have any kind of rigid support in the back, so they flop all aver if you try to pick them up without a hand under each breast. They're pretty weighty too, so using these on a flat surface is an absolute must. If you want to use them on your bed like I do, put them on a box or something first so they don't sink down into the sheets.

And then of course, comes the experience of actually using them. I wasn't sure how I'd like it. I'm definitely a boobs guy, but I've never found much enjoyment in watching paizuri scenes in porn - but I'd never tried it IRL, so I figured my opinion might change. It didn't end up changing much. It's pretty awkward to try and thrust into something that's sitting on a bed or table, especially when you're on the taller side and have to squat down a bit. I'm used to using my toys sitting down, so this is foreign soil for me. I didn't find the experience very arousing, but I did still manage to finish both times I tried it.

Since then, I have experimented many times with different ways to improve my experience. I've found for me that they work best as a supplemental toy: groping them while using a regular onahole is a pretty dope combo. I've also enjoyed finishing on them instead of between them. It's a nice visual. So is putting a shirt over them - it's honestly incredible how much that simple change makes them seem so much more real. Lube makes them a lot more fun to play with too, even if you're just going to be groping them.

Finally, I've got to talk about cleaning. You can't really wash these in a sink. At least, not my sink. Both times I tried it was a very cumbersome, messy situation that barely got them fully washed. What I do now is I fill the plastic clamshell that the toy came in with water and use that as a washbasin for them. This works far, far better.



TL;DR version: I didn't absolutely love these, but only because I'm not a big paizuri fan. If you like sliding your shaft between big old tiddies, these are pretty great.

The "sweet pheremone scent" is basically just a soapy/shampoo smell. The lube is pretty thin, and for the price you don't get a lot. It was kind of interesting to try, but I don't think I'll buy it again.