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I thought I may as well write a review of this. This was my third EPH hip. I've owned both the first and second generation EPH, and this one is the best of the 3. I'll share with you the trick to making this a better experience. You're going to want to warm it up. I found the easiest way is with a 5 gallon bucket with a lid and a lot of hot water. Don't just use hot water from the shower, get an electric tea kettle to boil water. Add about a gallon of hot water from the tub, and fill the rest bit by bit with the tea kettle water. I can reassure you this doesn't damage the toy. The bucket is big enough that the sides barely touch the hip. Also the hot water poured down the holes clean it and kill and germs as well as eliminate air pockets which slow heating. After the bucket is full let this sit for about 45 minutes with the lid on. Next get a towel. dump it out into water in the tub. Pick it up carefully, dry it and lube it. For the lube heat that up. I'd mix a little water with it and microwave that, or you can set it in hot water as well, but that doesn't take as long to warm up. So there you go. I'd clean mine with liquid soft soap. Keep the box and bag for storage. Use the lube they sell on here. The sticky stuff.

As far the holes go. I didn't bother with the anal. it was too short. The Vag is very realistic feeling. Wouldn't change a thing.

I bought this hip and the extreme pleasure hip at the same time. This hip is firmer and tighter by a mile, but I love them both for their different qualities. I've discovered the best way to warm them is in the bathtub. Because they're both large they take about an hour to heat up really well. This hip is easier to heat because it can actually suction itself to the tub below water because of its design. Lay it flat so the lube stays in and go to town, when your feeling like making softer lighter love grab the Meiki extreme hip. It's softer and needs gentle lovin.

Meiki is so soft. Thank you horny Japanese scientist guy. My advice, and this is hind sight. Warm and clean it gently or your going to be buying a new one in under a year. Just wish it weighed even more and was life size.