whatthefuck

I’ve had the Organo Hip about 2 months now. I’ll explain it for those interested since the pics of the holes confused me a little. For starters the vaginal entrance is on the top and the anal on the bottom. The pics cut out the front and back of the toy and don’t show it to scale at all. It appears like both holes almost poke out the back of the toy. I assure you they don’t. There’s a lot of material beyond the holes ends which is on the right side. Also the pic shows the anal hole is the same length as the vaginal hole. It’s not. It’s actually shorter and I bottom out in it without thrusting and therefore it’s no fun and honestly the texture feels bad in the anal tunnel so I just never use it. However the anal being short is kind of a blessing in disguise. Heres why. If you reach in with your thumb in the ass and a finger in the vag you can pinch the meat in-between and feel there’s not much separating it. To make cleaning easier and for filling the holes with hot water for warming I poked a hole through from the end of the ass to the Vag. Now I can flush water through it making cleaning easier etc. This causes a slurp suck sound when you fuck it so I plug it with a little paper towel sometimes. I’d say plug it with your thumb, but it’s closer than a real girls ass hole is to her pussy so it’s not as easy as it sounds. No biggie. The best way to heat this is to get a cooler. I have one that’s a Coleman cooler, the party stacker that’s meant to hold 20 cans. You stick the hip in waist down ass up and the sides of the cooler hold it in place on the bottom. Next you pour in hot water. I use an electric tea kettle. Add 3 full ones. Cover it completely with hot water and be sure to fill the holes for better heating. I use a disconnected turkey baster and a silicone collapsable funnel to get the water into the depths of holes since they’re tight. Fill from the Vag until water comes out the anal. You’ll want to let it sit in the hot water a good 45 minutes. This did not warp the shape at all. I was kinda shocked. I usually use mine like 3 times in a row so each time you need to warm it for less time since the core temp is raised. What’s great about this hip is the bones which replicate a real pelvis. When you put your finger in it’s actually squeezing from the top and the sides, and in doggy you can push on the tail bone. Grabbing the hips and having the ass against you is divine. Doggy is the best position for this hip in my opinion. You’ll want to leverage it in a way so it’s under you and doesn’t move as if your fucking a girl in the prone position. That’s honestly pretty close to the real thing. This thing is fabulous. Once I even drooled I kid you not it’s that good. I will say I didn’t like the hip at first. It made my dick sore and I couldn’t figure out why. Well. I’m 6.5 long and I was bottoming out and it was bending my shaft on the thrusts. To remedy this I took a butter knife and just pushed it down the end of the vag to make a small slit another few inches longer. This is perfect and fixed the problem. Now when I’m balls deep and have all my weight on this thing my dick has somewhere to go and it’s pinhole tight. Where this toy beats the EPH 3, and it does bigly is by being balls deep. It feels like you’re fucking a real girl because of the pelvis and warm slippery ass cheeks. However this doesn’t have the throwback of the EPH 3. This Organo material is twice as strong I’d say, and less prone to collecting lint. Also it doesn’t leave oil spots like the EPH. It has a sweet smell once it’s broken in and it reminds me of candy. I love it. I’ve gone to town on this thing with only minimal tearing which didn’t happen right away either. The raised g-spot textures at the entrance feel the best whether you’re in doggy or missionary. When it’s heated up you can really feel it on the tip and it’s awesome. I wouldn’t change a thing with the way this things designed, unless they make it bigger. I’d buy again for sure, and hopefully someday they make it larger, say 10 kg or more. Use the Ride lube they sell on here. It’s the consistency of pussy juice and is honestly the best.

I got this just because I have bought the EPH 1, 2, & 3. I thought the 4th would be better, but it's not. In fact I threw this away after a month or two. I lost interest in this thing almost immediately. The placement of the holes and the flat back make laying it on something hard to penetrate in doggy, and once you're in it feels pretty weird. It's unrealistic. I looked really close at the vag on the site thinking it would feel good, but it feels pretty bad. It has these octopus type protrusions a ways in and it makes it feel quite unrealistic and not pleasurable at all upon insertion. There's really no good way to position this thing either. It doesn't work in doggy, and when you flip it over into mish it feels even worse and is just as awkward looking and feeling.

Material is not jiggly like the EPH 3. This doesn't even come close to the EPH 3. I would give it one star, but I am giving it 2 because it was at least big, but definitely not realistic size.

Back to the drawing board guys. Design the EPH 3 just a little larger and make it the EPH 5.

I think they got a few things right with this hip which makes it unique. its indestructible. To clean it you can literally fist it, or get in there with a soapy bottle brush or your hand or whatever. I have a sink with a hand sprayer and just use that as well. This thing doesn't rip at the opening. I don't care what you do to it. It's also very dense and heavy and can take your weight. The core isn't foam, it must be some kind of dense material that's still somewhat squishy. It does not pick up lint or hair easily. I think its the "new" skin they designed for this one.

This comes in a box with its own foam liner which is for storage. The box is so big I had to put it in a suitcase just to store it somewhere.

Anyhow, the vag tunnel wasn't as great as I was hoping it would be. I found myself wondering if I should buy an onahole to insert in there to make it better. I found the whole experience a little too firm for my liking. I prefer a little mushiness, and this lacks that. Not in love with it honestly, but I will give them credit for creating a 10kg hip that will last a long time. The tunnel is maybe like 8-9 inches long. In the picture you can see nubs. I thought they might be okay, not a fan it turns out. However for whatever reason in like 20 pumps your done! so there's that I guess. I guess I prefer longer sessions.

If the inventor of this reads this please make a 8-10kg hip with a realistic tunnel out of a material and suction as good as a fleshlight. To me a good hip has bounce, suction, and durability. This hip is just durable basically.

I thought I may as well write a review of this. This was my third EPH hip. I've owned both the first and second generation EPH, and this one is the best of the 3. I'll share with you the trick to making this a better experience. You're going to want to warm it up. I found the easiest way is with a 5 gallon bucket with a lid and a lot of hot water. Don't just use hot water from the shower, get an electric tea kettle to boil water. Add about a gallon of hot water from the tub, and fill the rest bit by bit with the tea kettle water. I can reassure you this doesn't damage the toy. The bucket is big enough that the sides barely touch the hip. Also the hot water poured down the holes clean it and kill and germs as well as eliminate air pockets which slow heating. After the bucket is full let this sit for about 45 minutes with the lid on. Next get a towel. dump it out into water in the tub. Pick it up carefully, dry it and lube it. For the lube heat that up. I'd mix a little water with it and microwave that, or you can set it in hot water as well, but that doesn't take as long to warm up. So there you go. I'd clean mine with liquid soft soap. Keep the box and bag for storage. Use the lube they sell on here. The sticky stuff.

As far the holes go. I didn't bother with the anal. it was too short. The Vag is very realistic feeling. Wouldn't change a thing.

I bought this hip and the extreme pleasure hip at the same time. This hip is firmer and tighter by a mile, but I love them both for their different qualities. I've discovered the best way to warm them is in the bathtub. Because they're both large they take about an hour to heat up really well. This hip is easier to heat because it can actually suction itself to the tub below water because of its design. Lay it flat so the lube stays in and go to town, when your feeling like making softer lighter love grab the Meiki extreme hip. It's softer and needs gentle lovin.