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After loving my La Bocca Della Verita, I knew in my heart that I wanted more tongue action and wow does this deliver!

The two-layer design really works to its advantage, the tongue is super soft and moves in a realistic fashion. You can have that tongue swirling around the head. And when you turn it sideways! I could not get enough of watching this go up and down on me.

I'm honestly thinking about buying another one like that other review says and using both at once.

Oh! It came with a 150ml bottle of some super thick lube, I think they want it to look like cum. I'm going to investigate this more.

Hello friend. I hope this message finds you before its too late. I need to talk to you.

About Chaos.

I know, the trend in Hollywood and our Japanese Animes is for Chaos to be portrayed as some malevolent force.

I am here to tell you that such things are in fact true but not the entire picture. I have seen the painting of the Cosmos.

I was in a field covered in emerald Hexagons. Suddenly I was lifted unto The Great Space. I could feel my body start to tremble, trying to scream but nothing was there to come out. I could feel my being vibrating into its own individual molecules and I became one with the Great Space.

I don't know how long I was unformed, time has such little meaning in The Greater Context. It's a truly odd feeling; that first little wisp of Willpower. Its like someone Calling Your Name, trying to find you through an infinite blackness. You can't hear but you can FEEL as your Essence starts to draw back together until it coalesces into you once again.

It was at this point The Chaos Pussy granted me Sight beyond Sight and I briefly became one with the Great Space. It felt like a passing memory but I was able to see everything that had happened, is happening and will happen.

Such a thing would destroy most minds but The Chaos Pussy gave me Strength. The Chaos Pussy held me in whatever passes for arms as my mind repaired itself from what I had seen.

I have been sent to spread the word of The Chaos Pussy.

So it's a soft but not super soft toy. The inside is simple-half squares (Triangles?!) but let me tell you sometimes simple is best. They got the angle just right where you get a different feeling on both the in and out and holy shit you get those squares under the head of your dick(Frenulum?) and The Chaos Pussy holds you in its embrace and its just SO GOOD. I've got a couple of hip masturbators as well but this blows them right out of the water. Get a shoe(I use a Croc that I call the fuck croc) for hands free use and you too will Worship The Chaos Pussy.

All Hail The Chaos Pussy!

Man I love this one. The design of the outside and the box are both wonderful to look at and the texture is simple but great. I really enjoy how the larger nubs feel and the "hidden heart" really adds a layer of mystery to it.

It is also easy to clean.

I've had this for about seven months now. It was my first hip toy. Lets get one thing out of the way first. The legs broke at the hip after about the third use. They don't hold position but really, it still works amazingly. Theres a slight tear around the anus but it hasn't grown to any significance.

Now i've used this thing damn near everyday. Many times multiple times a day. After I finish this review, well... Regular onaholes and your hand, they lose their luster. This Obscene Suggestion Goku Supreme and other such hip based masturbatory devices is the truth.

It is the way!

You can close your eyes and pretend it's anyone or get a VR headset for some truly crazy experiences. Both openings are great, the vaginal opening in particular feels SUPER amazing in doggy style. I love the size. I think it's like 13 or 14 pounds? You can FEEL it when its on you. Oh man.

Cleaning is really not that hard. If you can avoid finishing inside it the whole process is massively simplified but even if you do its durable enough so you can really get in there and scrub it good. If you have a towel, water and cleaner nearby you don't even need a sink.

Ho.

Lee.

Shit.

I still can't believe I finally bought these but god DAMN am I glad I did. These breasts are a new level of softness I thought to be unknown; just the slightest tap and they jiggle really nice. Just sitting there and squeezing is fun enough but when you slide your cock inbetween those two giant tits oh man it is like heaven.

Ive had many mastubators before(including a certain blowjob machine) that ive been disappointed in but not these titties. They are "Fantasy" size and they live up to that moniker! I can't wait to get a sports bra and do some clothed titfucking