Visiblefapper

Soft. Really soft and squishy. Almost feels as if it could just slide through your fingers.

That was my first thought. This must be close to what a slime person feels like. But wheres that giant ridge? Thats kind of the whole reason I bought this but I can't feel it? Hmm.

Well, this onahole has a bit of an odd construction. It's got that big, middle ridge which feels amazing, but theres also two channels that run along either side of it that are real easy for you to slide into. When you do, you feel nothing except the enveloping softness of the hole itself.

You really have to pay attention to what your dick is doing to get the most out of this toy but holy dag once you do it's like "I've died and been Reincarnated into a World With an SSS+ Class Onahole"

Seriously if you're into frenulum and Shaft work, this one is for you!

Honestly wasn't a big fan of this lube. It has an oddly shaped bottle thats hard to use. And for me, this dries WAY too quick. There were many times where I would slip out of the onahole and it would just dry and tack up almost instantly.

The cherry scent is light and pleasant but you can't smell it while in use.

After loving my La Bocca Della Verita, I knew in my heart that I wanted more tongue action and wow does this deliver!

The two-layer design really works to its advantage, the tongue is super soft and moves in a realistic fashion. You can have that tongue swirling around the head. And when you turn it sideways! I could not get enough of watching this go up and down on me.

I'm honestly thinking about buying another one like that other review says and using both at once.

Oh! It came with a 150ml bottle of some super thick lube, I think they want it to look like cum. I'm going to investigate this more.

Hello friend. I hope this message finds you before its too late. I need to talk to you.

About Chaos.

I know, the trend in Hollywood and our Japanese Animes is for Chaos to be portrayed as some malevolent force.

I am here to tell you that such things are in fact true but not the entire picture. I have seen the painting of the Cosmos.

I was in a field covered in emerald Hexagons. Suddenly I was lifted unto The Great Space. I could feel my body start to tremble, trying to scream but nothing was there to come out. I could feel my being vibrating into its own individual molecules and I became one with the Great Space.

I don't know how long I was unformed, time has such little meaning in The Greater Context. It's a truly odd feeling; that first little wisp of Willpower. Its like someone Calling Your Name, trying to find you through an infinite blackness. You can't hear but you can FEEL as your Essence starts to draw back together until it coalesces into you once again.

It was at this point The Chaos Pussy granted me Sight beyond Sight and I briefly became one with the Great Space. It felt like a passing memory but I was able to see everything that had happened, is happening and will happen.

Such a thing would destroy most minds but The Chaos Pussy gave me Strength. The Chaos Pussy held me in whatever passes for arms as my mind repaired itself from what I had seen.

I have been sent to spread the word of The Chaos Pussy.

So it's a soft but not super soft toy. The inside is simple-half squares (Triangles?!) but let me tell you sometimes simple is best. They got the angle just right where you get a different feeling on both the in and out and holy shit you get those squares under the head of your dick(Frenulum?) and The Chaos Pussy holds you in its embrace and its just SO GOOD. I've got a couple of hip masturbators as well but this blows them right out of the water. Get a shoe(I use a Croc that I call the fuck croc) for hands free use and you too will Worship The Chaos Pussy.

All Hail The Chaos Pussy!

Man I love this one. The design of the outside and the box are both wonderful to look at and the texture is simple but great. I really enjoy how the larger nubs feel and the "hidden heart" really adds a layer of mystery to it.

It is also easy to clean.